Bert miller wrote:

Live on Jeri Supuringaa: Love Hina Much Later!
  A Love Hina citrusy manga fanfic
      by hkmiller
        10 September 2003

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"My first time with him?" Kitsune told the eagerly-
listening studio audience with a wink and a smile.  "It
was the day of his first divorce from... let's call
her 'Ranu'.

Heh. already this has potential.

 A bunch of us had been celebrating in an

onsen.  See, the others had all wanted to marry him,
and now they had another shot.  Well, we'd been there
for a bit, and maybe we'd had a bit too much to drink,
you know how that goes.  And then in he walks,
strutting that macho strut and giving us that dazzling
smile of his.  I went all weak in the knees.  He took
all five of us right then and there, ignoring our
feeble pleas and protests.  We had no chance to resist
him."

Yeah, Seta was that with the girls.

"Wait!" cried Shinobu in alarm.  "Sempai should make
his own choice."

Shinobu: Well, I mean, he should choose me of his own free will, especially
since I'll kill him if he doesn't.

"Kei-kun!"

"Sempai!"

Yes, don't leave the girl with the great 'watermelons' out.

Or maybe not.  Looking up towards the edge of the pit,
Keitaro could just make out the shapes of Mutsumi,
Shinobu, and Nyamo, dressed only in leaves and
silhouetted against the sun.  They waved down at him.

"Hey, be careful up there!" Keitaro yelled up.  "That
edge of the pit is kind of... too late."

Sure enough, Mutsumi had put one foot in the wrong
spot.  "Oh my," she commented as she plummeted over the
edge, dragging Shinobu and Nyamo with her towards the
bottom.

And not ripping their leaves off in the process?

"Oh-fu-fu," noted Mutsumi with amusement, "All our
leaves have fallen off and now we're naked down in this
pit where nobody can see us.  Maybe we'd better remove
Kei-kun's clothing and make sure nothing's broken?"

Shinobu smiled timidly.  "Time for Nurse Shinobu and her
Amazing Medical Powers?"

"Oh my!"

Good idea.

"I can't believe you," Naru huffed to Kanako.
"Disguising yourself as me and sneaking into bed with
Keitaro.  Don't you have any shame at all?"

"None," Kanako replied airily.

Naru: Why, you'd probably be so shameless as to disguise yourself as Keitaro
and ravage me.

Kanako: Not really.

Naru: Perhaps you didn't hear me, I said you would probably be so shameless
as to disguise yourself as Keitaro and ravage me. Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.

Kanako: Ohhhh. I see. Well, I guess the thought had crossed my mind. Why
don't we discuss it while we soak in the spring.

Shinobu leaned her head out the kitchen door and
answered indignantly, "That incident happened to Sempai
and me in the first place, not to you!  I had every
right to use it in my book!"

"Huh?  It happened to you too?" Motoko asked

Heh

,

      - - - - -
Narusegawa Mei, Sara McDougall,

I knew it! She is the evil descendent of Ron and Harry from Outlaw Star!


and >

"Neither's married to the dork right now, so they can't
say anything.  Mutsumi could, but she won't care.
She'll think it's funny."

"Well, today's my eighteenth birthday," Mei whispered
back.  "And I'm going to do him whether you do or not,
Ema.  It's a tradition here at Hinata Inn, almost an
initiation rite.  You come to stay here; you suffer but
never give up; you fall in love with Keitaro
Urashima; eventually you get into Tokyo University;
Keitaro makes you a woman, usually while semi-
conscious."

Heh.

The three emerged from the tunnel into Keitaro's
bedroom.  Keitaro was lying rigid and nude on top of
his futon, eyes glassy, wearing "Mr. Erectronic Mark
10".  Above him stood Suu and Mutsumi, both wearing
spooky white robes with hoods up and nothing on
underneath.  Dozens of white tapering candles had been
placed around the room, the scent of pine lingering in
the air.  The effect was spoiled somewhat by the way
Suu was snickering and Mutsumi giggling.

Hmm. 'Bible Black' probably would have gone an entirely different way with
those two in charge. :)

Mutsumi smiled and clapped.  "I know!  Sit your
brothers and sister down and I'll teach you all a new
game.   It's called 'Todai Promise', and you play it
for the rest of your lives.

Hehehehehe. Nice.

This was amusing. I thought it was going to get weak leading into the
'ritual' scene, since the idea in all of them is the same, but it was
sufficiently different to work. Nice little one shot absurdish lime piece. I
approve.

DB Sommer



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