Question... what is with fics recently and this "the guest
are Gods, so they may do whatver they wish" stuff.  TO be
truful... MOST Japanese don't entertain anyone at home...
maybe a close family member like a brother or sister stops
by.  That's about it.  The biggest problem in this fic is
that.... no matter how he behaves.. Soun is the father and
head of the household.  Kasumi has no power to tell him
anything... a) because she's his daughter and b) even if
she is filling in the wife's household duties, the wife
still is not so in control.  Basically... Japanese men do
as they please and have their wives around to clean up
after them.  Harsh, but pretty much true.  In the younger
generations things are SLOWLY changing, but SOun is hardly
young and would tolerate it.

I would suggest rewriting this scene or dropping the part
about trying to box up Happosai and ship him away.

J

 --- Niklas 'Hawk' Jonsson <hawk@telia.com> からのメッセ
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Hello Ranma, Genma, Happosai and Shampoo![PG-13]
Niklas "Hawk" Jonsson


Summary: When the Tendo girls first meet the
Saotomes, the Saotomes 
doesn't come alone. They've managed to pick up an
early-awakened 
Master Happosai and our favourite cat-shifting
Chinese Amazon on their 
journey. Master Happosai has already declared Ranma
his heir and 
passed on some of his techniques to him. Akane has
never needed much 
encouragement to accuse Ranma of being a pervert,
but this time 
around, she's actually right!

Disclaimer: Ranma 1/2, the characters and whatnot
are not mine, though 
I certainly wish they were. The story is mine
though, all mine. This 
series deals with mature subject matters and
violence. If this 
disturbs you, don't read. But if it does, then why
the heck are you 
watching the show/reading the manga in the first
place?

Feedback/Flames: Yes, please. Both of them are
equally fun to read, 
although I must admit that I greatly prefer the
first variety. :)
I can be found on ICQ as 21771860 or through e-mail
as 
iamhawk@yahoo.com, more stories are available at my
nifty lil' site at 
http://hawksgalaxy.com or by clicking on my handle
up above.

"speech"
*emphasis/shouts/Kindred Domination/post-hypnotic
triggers*
/thoughts/
*/telepathy/*
~translation~
+soundeffect/radio/telephone conversation/TV+

*** Previously, on 'Hello Ranma, Genma, Happosai and
Shampoo!' ***

+Crash+

"RANMA! How dare you do that to your master?!" the
troll demanded as 
it launched itself through the newly acquired hole
in the wall, 
glaring furiously at Ranma.

"And this is Master Happosai." Ranma finished with a
sigh, gesturing 
helplessly at the little troll in purple.

*** Roll credits ***

Chapter Two:

"So, when doused with cold water, you turn into a
girl and when doused 
with hot water, you turn back into a boy?" Soun
asked and Ranma 
nodded, everyone having seated themselves around the
table after 
Kasumi had asked Happosai to forgive Ranma for his
impulsive 
behaviour. Much to everybody's surprise, the old
freak had agreed, 
surprising even Happosai himself who hadn't said
anything much as 
Ranma had started to explain about the
transformations. "Cold water 
turns you into a panda, warm water turns you back?"
he continued, 
looking at Genma who nodded. "Cold water turns you
into a cat, hot 
water turns you back into a tramp who claims to be
engaged to Ranma?" 
he finished, looking at Shampoo.

+thonk+

"Shampoo not know what is this 'tramp', but no like
way Stupid 
Moustache Man say it. Is insult, Shampoo think."
Shampoo commented, 
stepping away from Soun who had been knocked near
unconscious by the 
weird mace-like implement the Chinese girl had
suddenly produced from 
out of nowhere and used to bludgeon him with. "And
Shampoo no claim 
engaged, Shampoo is engaged to marry Airen." she
spat out towards 
Soun, then sat down next to Ranma again, rubbing
herself up against 
his right arm with an adoring expression on her
face.

"Poor, respected father. He was so disappointed."
Kasumi offered as 
she kneeled down next to him, dabbing his forehead
with a wet cloth.

"He's disappointed?" Nabiki exclaimed, splashing
Ranma with a glass of 
water. Shampoo just barely managed to leap aside and
avoid getting 
splashed, but hastily returned and snuggled up
against Ranma-chan as 
if nothing had changed. "He's disappointed?!" Nabiki
repeated and 
started fondling Ranma-chan's ample breasts. "What
kind of fianc・ is 
this?" she demanded.

"Nabiki, behave. She is our guest." Kasumi
admonished her.

"I'd wish you wouldn't do that..." Ranma-chan
muttered under her 
breath, grabbing Nabiki's wrist and pulling her hand
away.

"This is all your fault, daddy. Why didn't you make
sure that you 
engaged us to somebody who's male all of the time?"
Nabiki demanded of 
Soun who had started to stir and opened his eyes
under Kasumi's loving 
care.

"Saotome told me he had a son and it's traditional
for a son to be all 
man!" he protested as Nabiki put her right hand on
Ranma's left breast 
again, squeezing it.

"Do you se a son here? Hm? Do you?!" Nabiki yelled.

"Uhm... I really wish you'd stop that..." Ranma
muttered.

"Aiya! Noisy Perverted Girl keep groping Airen. No
good, no good for 
Noisy Perverted Girls health." Shampoo said, a
statement which caused 
Nabiki to hastily remove her hand and take a step
back, as she had no 
desire whatsoever to be pummelled like her father
had.

"Shampoo-chan! I keep telling you, that if you want
a husband, I'm 
more then willing to marry you!" Happosai suddenly
offered, glomping 
onto her chest with wild abandon.

"Old Pervert Freak let go of Shampoo!" Shampoo
ordered and slammed her 
elbow down on Happosai's head, then threw him down
onto the floor 
where she stomped him red'n blue.

"Saotome-kun! Now's our chance!" Soun suddenly
exclaimed, seeming to 
recover instantly and throw himself across the room
at the bruised 
little pervert. "Get a box! I'll chain him up!"

"Father. What *are* you doing to our guest?" Kasumi
inquired, the 
'respected father' once again having turned into a
simple 'father'. 
The tone of her voice had not changed, nor had her
expression, but 
everybody none the less inched away from her and
Soun, even the 
bruised Happosai dragging himself away from the line
of fire, 
something in the back of his head screaming at him
to get away from 
the calm and gentle eldest Tendo sister.

"Uh... Kasumi... The master is..." Soun said,
floundering madly for an 
explanation for his behaviour.

"Our guest, father." Kasumi finished firmly and that
was that, Soun's 

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