Thank you kindly, but what have you been smoking?  (giggles)

June


----- Original Message ----- 
From: "The Eternal Lost Lurker" <lurkerdrome@sbcglobal.net>
To: "KaraOhki" <karaohki@snet.net>; <ffml@anifics.com>
Sent: Sunday, August 24, 2003 11:16 PM
Subject: Re: [FFML] [fanfic][Ranma]Quiet Time

DING-DONG!

*checks* Got mine...

"Would someone answer that, please?  My hands are full!"

...of ding-dong!

"Okay, Kasumi!"  Akane ran to the door and opened it.  "Oh, hello!

Yes,

thank you.  I'll bring it to her right away."  A few seconds later she

was

in the kitchen, holding a thick manila envelope.  "That was the

mailman.

Where do you want me to put this?"

"Oh, Akane...there is still so much we must teach you..."

Kasumi glanced at the return address on the envelope and beamed.  "Up

on

the shelf with my cookbooks, dear.  This way it won't get dirty."

Breakfast, the next day:

Had a sauce in it nobody could quite identify.

"Akane, what are those ninjas doing on the wall?"

"And you said *I* needed the Talk..."

The assembled members of the Tendo and Saotome families stood before
Kasumi, who seemed to have developed a permanent twitch.

In her left hand.

The house looked quiet when they returned.  Soun cautiously pushed the
door open, and everyone filed inside.

Where they were all promptly eaten by a grue.

Cute story, though the punchline was a little low-key.

The Eternal Lost Lurker
www.lurkerdrome.com
"Accio brain!"

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