A spamfic brought to you by the hot weather here in Europe, which led to 
some silly topics in my usual IRC channel and a silly idea.

DISCLAIMER:
Ranma 1/2 and all its distiguishing elements are being used without 
permission but also without the intention of hurting anybody's 
commercial interests.



Ranma loses???
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"Challenge. Furinkan High schoolyard. 18.00"

Ranma looked at the bedraggled piece of paper for the tenth time since 
six o'clock. It was now nearly eight.

"I don't think he's coming."

"I'm gonna wait a bit longer."

Akane let out an irritated grunt. "Oh come on. It's been almost two 
hours. IF it's Ryouga, you'll be here waiting for a week."

"Nah, it's not his handwriting. Besides, he never sends me a challenge 
letter, he just shows up."

Akane just rolled her eyes. She had things to do at home, not the least 
of which was her homework. But she didn't feel like leaving Ranma behind 
either...

Then, their attention was drawn to a lone figure, walking towards the 
school. Well, walking, more like slowly having his feet drag the rest of 
his body along. It took him almost 10 minutes to finally come within 
earshot of the two young martial artists.

The boy looked about their own age, but very unkempt. All of his clothes 
were wrinkled and carried various spots of differing colour. His jeans 
were clearly worn down, his T-shirt even had a hole or two in it and his 
hair hadn't seen a comb in months, let alone some water.

"Hey, yo man. Been waiting long?"

Ranma clenched his fist in frustration. "Are you the guy that wrote this 
note?"

The other kid nodded.

"I've been waiting here since six o'clock. You know, the time you wrote 
down on your challenge?!"

"You have, huh?" He nodded some more and then smiled a bit, as if was 
taking too much effort. He raised one hand and spread his index and 
middle finger in a V-sign. "I win then. Cool!"

Ranma was only momentarily stunned by this declaration. "What on earth 
do you mean, you win? We haven't even fought yet!"

"Oh but we have. You see, my name is Taida Osoi, heir to the Nemui 
School of Martial Arts Lazyness!"

Ranma and Akane both fell to the ground.

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