This is the final version of the prologue here. I hope you like it now
dude(tte)s. Let me know what you think hmmm?
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Summary : Xander dies and gets a new job
Timeframe : Before the first season happens
Fusion : Yu Yu Hakusho
Crossovers : Ranma 1/2 - Devil Hunter Yohko - Ninja Scroll - Vampire Hunter
D - Castlevania - Street Fighter - Rurouni Kenshin - Fatal Fury - Highlander
- Sailor Moon - Tenchi Muyo - Slayers - Breath of Fire III - Wild Arms -
Trigun
Xander's New Job
Prologue
by
Cute Kitsune Kaydee
Sunnydale, California
Tuesday
1:00 PM
February 22, 1994
Xander Harris was not having a good day. It wasn't the worst day he ever
had. Far from that. What really sucked was that it was his - last - day.
Even worse too. Today was his 13'th birthday. He had cut out on school to
have some fun. And now look what happened to him on his birthday.
Yes, Xander's - DEAD -.
Xander floated above the streets of his hometown looking down on the
scene. Below him dozens of people were gathered around a very familiar
looking dark-haired teenage boy who was lying still in the middle of the
road. The car that had hit him head on was off to the side with a rather
large dent in the front and a very seriously cracked windshield.
Beside the car there was a small boy who seemed to be crying about
something. Although someone was looking over him the crowd seemed to be
mostly interested in the teen.
'Ok, did I miss something here?' he thought. Xander checked himself
over and sure enough he was here and - not there -. Still not aware that
he was in the middle of the sky, Xander floated down to where the teen was
and checked him over.
Black hair, Hawaiian shirt, loosetype pants, and a - Very - familiar
face.
"Whoa! Ensign Harris to the bridge! Has Scotty been drinking on duty
again? Because I think we've had a transporter accident!"
"Hey, excuse me?" Xander asked a nearby man. "Does anybody know about
him?"
When the man didn't reply Xander turned to a woman.
"Hello, miss, shouldn't somebody call the paramedics or something?" he
asked.
But he was still being ignored.
'This is getting very irritating.' he thought.
"Hey, answer me already!" he shouted.
"Clear, a path people! Out of the way!" a loud voice said.
Xander turned around in time to see two paramedics run through the crowd
with a stretcher. After setting down the stretcher one went to check on the
child while the other moved on to the teen. When the one who was looking at
the boy was done they both walked over to the teen.
"Poor kid, his body seems mostly unhurt but it looks like his neck is
broken. Kind of sad that he'd survive a head on collision only to get killed
when he landed. Well, come on, let's hurry up and get going," said one of
the men.
They loaded him onto the stretcher and walked over to the ambulance that
was parked nearby.
Xander followed them over to the vehicle while the crowd thinned out. He
thought he should go too but for some reason Xander just had to know why
that other guy looked like him.
"Hey you two, aren't you going to at least see who he is?" asked
Xander.
When they had loaded the teen into the ambulance one went up to the
front while the other began searching the guy's pockets. After the first
person came back he handed the second guy a sheet of paper while the second
doctor was looking in the wallet for an id card.
"Ah, found it now, Dick." said Jeremy.
"Well, who is he?" Dick asked.
"Well this says his name was Xander Harris," Jeremy replied. "Date of
birth February 22, 1981. Age 13. Damn I hate it when they die this young.
Hey, today was his birthday. Man, that sucks."
Xander stood behind the two paramedics, unable to move.
'What did they just say?' he thought, quite stunned.
It must have been awhile before his brain caught up with the situation
because the next thing he knew Xander was standing alone in the street. By
then he had seen plenty of people walk right through him which only
confirmed his suspicion, and also freaked him out a great deal, his hair
standing up.
"Hey, this is a no walking through Xander zone! Can't you read the
sign?" he said as a fat man walked through him.
"Aw no, not you too." Xander said as a dog piddled through his leg.
"So, that's it? I'm hit by a large car? A large SUV? Why'd it have to be
an SUV?" he asked the heavens in a sad tone. "If I had to get killed by a
car couldn't it have at least been something cool like a Jag or a Ferrari!?
And now look at me! This really sucks! I'm a ghost! Now I suppose the grim
reaper will be showing up to carry me off to the afterlife!"
"Bingo!" said a cheerful voice.
Xander was so surprised he let out a small shout before jumping into the
air. Of course since he was a ghost, Xander just floated up there and looked
around the ground for who had spoken to him. But there was just the usual
amount of people walking around.
"Well, Xander, I didn't expect you to be so jumpy." the voice said from
behind him again.
He turned around to see one thing he definitely wasn't expecting. There
was a blue haired cute teenage girl in a pink kimono sitting on an oar and
chuckling to herself. A very sexy, hot girl.
"Sorry about frightening you like that but it's usually better to wait
until people figure out that they're dead than just showing up and telling
them. Now then, let's get down to business shall we?" said the cute girl
with a pretty smile .
Xander stared at the girl.
"Hello?" the girl said waving her hand in front of his face.
Xander kept staring and he was drooling.
"What are you looking at?" asked the girl.
"Are you aware the front of your kimono is loose?" asked Xander.
The girl looked down at her kimono, back at Xander, and down at her
kimono then blushed.
She quickly closed the front of her kimono and got an angry expression.
She hopped off of her oar and hit Xander upside the side of his head
with it.
"STOP STARING AT MY CHEST, YOU IDIOT PERVERT!!!" she yelled.
***
Elsewhere Sailor Pluto was standing in front of the Gates of Time.
"All is proceeding according to plan." she said while smiling.
Next to her a purple-haired man then said, "I shall wait awhile
before giving him my surprise."
She arched an eyebrow at him. "And what is your surprise again?" she
asked kinda curious.
The man looked at her, closed his eyes, smiled and said, "That is a
secret my dear one."
She looked at him and then lunged forward. The two wound up on the
floor. They then proceeded to remove the clothing off of each other. What
followed was wild, passionate, and involved lots of moaning.
***
To Be Continued ...
A.N. : I'd like to thank all those who sent me C&C - Bombadil Goh , Farzad
Mansouri , and Skyrocket. Thank you for sending me C&C to help me make this
a better fic. I hope you like this rewritten version.
A.N. 2 : I'd like to thank Skyrocket for providing some better dialog for
Xander and better descriptions of his actions and correcting grammar
mistakes.
A.N. 3 : I'd like to thank Skyrocket for accepting the job as my beta reader
-thank you.
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