Hey, Bob, here's one for the road. Thanks for everything.


It was a well known fact that if a martial artist wanted to test their 
skills, the person to see was Ranma Saotome. He never refused a 
challenge.

Unfortunutly, while this meant many Martial Artists would sharpen their 
skills, it also meant that Ranma was often trapped by his own honor.

He hit the ground and rolled as the challenger crashed into the ground. 
"How far does a bird fly?" Ranma asked as the challenger stepped out of 
the crater they had made. "South." He didn't even get a smile and Ranma 
winced. That had been his best one.

"What do you call a cannibal who eats his mother's sister?" The 
challenger asked. "An anteater." The challenger exploded forward, 
raining a series of punches on Ranma's face and torso. He asorbed the 
torso blows with the Baksai Tentsu and concentrated on avoiding or 
blocking the face blows. "What if he eats their mother?" Ranma took a 
headbutt to the chin. "Gladiator."

The next thing Ranma knew, he was being thrown into the canal.

"Ranma!" Akane said as Ranma-chan climbed out. "Are you okay?"

"Yeah," Ranma replied, rubbing a cut lip. "It's just that this is 
stupid. Whoever heard of Martial Arts Joke Telling anyway?"

-Steve "Komodo" T.
http://livejournal.com/users/pandoras_closet
http://livejournal.com/community/aberdawnknights



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