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Summary : Xander dies and gets a new job

Timeframe : Before the first season happens

Fusion : Yu Yu Hakusho

Crossovers : Ranma 1/2 - Devil Hunter Yohko - Ninja Scroll - Vampire Hunter 
D - Castlevania - Street Fighter - Rurouni Kenshin - Fatal Fury - Highlander 
- Sailor Moon - Tenchi Muyo - Slayers - Breath of Fire III - Wild Arms - 
Trigun



Xander's New Job



Prologue

by

Cute Kitsune Kaydee



Sunnydale , California
Tuesday
1:00 PM
February 22 , 1994


    Xander Harris was not having a good day. It wasn't the worst day he ever 
had. Far from that. What really sucked was that it was his - last - day. 
Even worse too. Today was his 13'th birthday.

    Yes , Xander's - DEAD -.

    Xander floated above the streets of his hometown looking down on the 
scene. Below him dozens of people were gathered around a very familiar 
looking dark-haired teenage boy who was lying still in the middle of the 
road. The car that had hit him head on was off to the side with a rather  
large dent in the front and a very seriously cracked windshield.

    Beside the car there was a small boy who seemed to be crying about 
something. Although someone was looking over him the crowd seemed to be 
mostly interested in the teen.

    'Ok , did I miss something here?' , he thought. Xander checked himself 
over and sure enough he was here and - not there -. Still not aware that 
he was in the middle of the sky Xander floated down to where the teen was 
and checked him over.

    Black hair , Hawaiian shirt , loosetype pants , and a - Very - familiar 
face.

    'Why does he look like me?  I wonder who he was?' , thought Xander.

    "Hey , excuse me?" , Xander asked a nearby man. "Does anybody know about 
him?"

    When the man didn't reply Xander turned to a woman.

     "Hello miss shouldn't somebody call the paramedics or something?" , he 
asked.

    But he was still ignored now.

    'This is getting very irritating.' , he thought.

    "Hey answer me already! " , he shouted.

    "Clear a path people out of the way!" , a loud voice said.

    Xander turned around in time to see two medical personnel run through 
the crowd with a stretcher. After setting down the stretcher one went to 
check on the child while the other moved on to the teen. When the one who 
was looking at the boy was done they both walked over to the teen.

    "Poor kid , his body seems mostly unhurt but it looks like his neck is 
broken. Kind of sad that he'd survive a head on collision only to get killed 
when he landed. Well come on , let's hurry up and get going." , said one of 
men.

    They loaded him onto the stretcher and walked over to the ambulance that 
was parked nearby.

    Xander followed them over to the vehicle while the crowd thinned out. He 
thought he should go too but for some reason Xander just had to know why 
that other guy looked like him.

     "Hey you two , aren't you going to at least see who he is?" , asked 
Xander.

    When they had loaded the teen into the ambulance one went up to the 
front while the other began searching the guy's pockets. After the first 
person came back he handed the second guy a sheet of paper while the second 
doctor was looking in the wallet for an id card.

    "Ah , found it now Dick." , said Jeremy.

    "Well , who is he?" , Dick asked.

    "Well this says his name was Xander Harris."  Jeremy replied. "Date of 
birth February 22 , 1981. Age 13. Damn I hate it when they die this young. 
Hey , today was his birthday. Man that sucks."

    Xander stood behind the two doctors , unable to move.

    'What did they just say?' , he thought quite stunned.

    It must have been awhile before his brain caught up with the situation 
because the next thing he knew Xander was standing alone in the street. By 
then he had seen plenty of people walk right through him which only 
confirmed his suspicion.

    "So , that's it? I'm run over by a car?" , he asked the heavens in a sad 
tone.

    "Bingo!" , said a cheerful voice.

    Xander was so surprised he let out a small shout before jumping into the 
air. Of course since he was a ghost Xander just floated up there and looked 
around the ground for who had spoken to him. But there was just the usual 
amount of people walking around.

    "Well Xander I didn't expect you to be so jumpy." , the voice said from 
behind him again.

    He turned around to see one thing he definitely wasn't expecting. There 
was a blue haired cute teenage young girl in a pink kimono sitting on an oar 
and chuckling to herself. A very sexy hot girl.

    "Sorry about frightening you like that but it's usually better to wait 
until people to figure out that they're dead than just showing up and 
telling them. Now then, let's get down to business shall we?" , said the 
cute girl with a pretty smile .

    Xander stared at the girl.

    "Hello?" , the girl said waving her hand in front of his face.

    Xander kept staring and he was drooling.

    "What are you looking at?" , asked the girl.

    "Are you aware the front of whatever that is you're wearing is loose?" , 
asked Xander.

    The girl looked down at her kimono , back at Xander , and down at her 
kimono then blushed.

    She quickly closed the front of her kimono and got an angry expression.

    She hopped off of her oar and hit Xander upside the side of his head 
with it.

    "STOP STARING AT MY CHEST YOU IDIOT PERVERT!!!" , she yelled.



***



	Elsewhere a green haired woman with a long staff was standing in 
front of a gate like device.

	"All is proceding according to plan." , she said while smiling.

	Next to the woman a purple-haired man then said, "I shall wait 
awhile before giving him my suprise."

	The woman arched an eyebrow at him. "And what is your suprise 
again?" , she asked kinda curious.

	The man looked at her, closed his eyes, smiled and said, "That is a 
secret my dear one."

	The woman looked at him and then lunged forward. The two wound up 
on the floor. They then proceeded to remove the clothing off of each other. 
What followed was wild , passionate , and involved lots of moaning.

***

To Be Continued ...



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