"Peter Townsend" <pinky@castle.net.au> wrote:
Ah. So Lain is insane and probably brain damaged. Well, that would work...
Yep. Otherwise it would've been very hard to write a short story.
Lain smiles triumphantly. With a little chemical help her brain now
works at maximum power. The new neural interface tank should provide
further possibilities to extend her ghost into the net. Soon she finally
Later on she can mess with reality, so this is probably early in the
series... And the first bit doesn't mention anything happening since that
first trip to Cyberia except Lain dropping out of school, so this is
early...
Lain thinks she can mess with reality. ^_-
would rule the universe. No, even better, create her own! Nothing is
impossible for a god. Cackling maniacally she dives into the tank and
OOC much? :P
Just a tiny wee bit. ^_^
Oh, if only removing a virus was that easy - unplug a PC from the network
and press the reset button... I have a friend who only last night had to
repartition and format three drives to get rid of one... Maybe switching the
infected systems off and switching to backups would be better...
The Abh have very advanced systems. As long as the virus doesn't overwrite
the control software installation pool on the mainframe each system
loads a fresh software every time. Isn't it niice? I'm going to add this
one.
Well, I've met my quota of vaguely useful suggestions, now on with the
wiseass comments! :P
Heh.
"While you had a com blackout I ordered the fleet to block all access
from outside. We checked the local broadcasts of the planet. It seems
A foolproof solution... Almost as good as TURNING OFF THE FREAKING MODEM.
Why more people, supposedly experienced 'hackers', don't think of that in
movies and such, I don't know...
I used it to keep the story short. They probably wanted to keep the
story long. Talk about realism in spamfics and movies... ^_^
this Lain is using some global computer network called "Internet". She
constantly tries to hack into our systems."
So Lain is Microsoft, then? :P
She has multiple personalitys. One of them is Bill Gates, one is Jonathan
Miller. There's more, but the list would be to long. ^_^.
"I'm god! Why can't I get through their defenses? That can't be!"
A tube inserts a new pill into Lain's mouth causing some spasms.
"Well, maybe I'll take the more direct approach..."
The self proclaimed goddess hacks into the tactic nuclear satellite
network.
Cool, now she couldn't touch sanity with a 20 foot pole... :P
No big difference to the 19 foot one. ^_^
"Jinto? We've waited a few hours now. Aside from that weird meowing
crystalline ship demanding our retreat nothing happened. Not one word
from this Lain."
Whee! No fanfic is complete without a cabbit and some explosions. :P
Yep. ^_^
In another dimension a mysterious woman with ornate clothes smiles.
There's always one, isn't there? :P
There are even three of them. ^_-
Alright, that was better then the first one - Lain going stark raving mad at
the start of the series WOULD tend to reduce her effectiveness in battle
just a tad.
That was my thought from the beginning. I just happened to be quite
unable to get it across the first time.
I can tell you, though - it is NOT that easy to get rid of a
computer virus... :P
Ever watched Independence Day? With my solution these guys would've
laughed at the funny tries from the humans prior to have them all killed.
Ja
Christian "Schobronics" Schober