In a message dated 4/29/2003 2:38:26 PM Eastern Daylight Time, 
lurkerdrome@sbcglobal.net writes:

  "Oh," Keitaro replied.  "Um, no, that's not Naru, that's Motoko.
She's...
um... another one."

   <snicker>  That's an... accurate, if vague, way of putting it.

Wot's he doin' drawin' sketches of Motoko, anyway? o.o;;

       Well, you can't deny she's very sketchagenic.  At least, as long as 
she doesn't *catch* you at it...

   Given that Ryoga doesn't want to talk, and he *can't* talk to Ukyo
about girl problems...

"Hey Ucchan...you ever get that...y'know...not so fresh feeling?"
"I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT WITH YOU, RANCHAN!!"

       Uuurgh.... that's a mental image I did NOT need.
       OTOH... it *would* fit rather nicely into Kenko's "Girl Days," the 
next chapter of which I am *still* holding my breath waiting for (turning 
blue!  World going...black.....)

   Heh.  I'd like to see Keitaro visit the Tendo Dojo sometime... with
all the Hinata girls chasing after him for some contrived reason.  The

Hinata

girls vs the Nerima girls -- heck, Keitaro and Ranma might actually get to
sit it out and kibbitz from the sidelines.

*snrk*

       Yeah, they could do that grand old Marvel Comics tradition, where the 
heroes meet, mistakenly try to kick each others' butts, then figure out the 
*real* enemy and unit to kick butt in unison.
       Hmmm... that means Keitaro and Ranma would only get to sit out the 
*first* period.

   Well, there's Motoko, Naru, Kitsune, Kaolla, Shinobu, full time,
that's five.  Haruka's iffy, Sarah's part-time, and Otohime just visits a
lot.  So, you *could* say seven, or maybe even eight...

Don't forget Kanako...(can't forget Kanako no matter HOW hard I try...)

       Only know her by reputation.  I've only seen the first anime run, and 
the latest manga volume I read was 9 (Motoko&Keitaro vs Tsuroko -- FIGHT!)

   Sug:  "Critical measurements"

Actually, the Japanese term, if you can call it such, as it's borrowed from
English, is "surii-saizu"..."three-sizes". (And that fulfills the 
obligatory
actual C&C quota for this reply...)

       What?  C&C isn't netspeak for "make wiseass comments"?  You mean I 
have to actually say something *substantive*??  Help!

   You know, after living at Hinato-Sou as long as she has, it's her

own

fault for wearing clothes that pull down/off/up so easily.  If she wore
suspender overalls, like Sarah, she woulnd't have nearly as many problems
this way.

Well, Naru subconsciously *wants* to be exposed/fondled/have a reason to
punch Keitaro off into the stratosphere. She's the REAL pervert at
Hinata-sou.

       Oy.  That put me in mind of certain scenes from Allyn Yonge's "Sukeban 
Senshi," which in turn led my imagination to wonder what he would do with 
Naru in a similarly-styled LH fic.  
       Egscooz me... godda go stob dis nozebleed...

Also, she doesn't have a panda face on her ass, so she lacks Sara's
motivation for keeping herself well covered...

       Hm?  I always thought it was just Sarah "being Gaijin."  She always 
wears a swimsuit in the baths, IIRC, while all the other girls are nekkid.  
(Not that I'm *objecting*, just noting patterns).

  Ranma glanced from Motoko to Naru.  He raised an eyebrow.

  "Nice panties," he said.

   He really ought to know better.  Then again, maybe he's just

decided

to surrender to the inevitable gracefully.

Nah, he's just a dumbass.

       McMillan's 237th law:  Genius displayed by people in their specific 
area of expertise is directly proportional to the odds of them being complete 
idiots *outside* their expertise, due to the Law of Conservation of Mental 
Resources.

  "PERVERT!" Naru exclaimed.  "WHY DON'T YOU GO JOIN
THEM!"  And with a mighty uppercut, Naru made it so.

   You know, this should be a WWE event....

It'd be a hell of a lot better than the trash they have going on now.
*nodnod*

       Ethan?  Ethan, is that you?  <grin>
       POWERFUL C&C SHAKING!!!!


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