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The Big Choice

by

Cute Kitsune Kaydee


Ranma stood silently in the empty lot next door to the Tendo Dojo , if
anyone would show up. He had invited all those who felt or had decided they
had the right to marry him.

He looked up and saw someone and said , "Enter." in a frigid tone.

"Ranma..."

"Akane. Make yourself comfortable." , he said indicating the lawn chairs he
had set up.

Akane shrugged and sat in a lawn chair.

Ranma watched as Akane sat in the lawn chair looking at him now. 'What did I
ever see in her?' , he thought.

Ranma continued to wait. 'Man , they're late.'

Ranma glanced towards the street as he heard a , "Ra-...Ran-chan".

'About time Ukyo.' "Come on in and have a seat." , said Ranma.

Ukyo walked onto the lot and blinked at all the lawn chairs and then sat
uncomfortably next to Akane. 'I wonder what Ranma meant when he said he had
"made the big choice"?' , thought Ukyo as she watched Ranma.

"Nihao, Arien!" , Shampoo called as she bounded onto the lot moments behind
Ukyo. "You choose me?!"

Ranma laughed. "Sit down Shan Pu now!"

Shampoo blinked and quickly sat in a lawn chair.

The three "true" fiancees were here but Ranma would wait.

The girls sat there and Ukyo and Shan , getting somewhat bored , pulled out
their pokeballs and started a pokemon battle.

'Sheesh.' , thought Ranma. 'Is fighting all they can do?' "Wait a minute." ,
he mumbled to himself. "Where the Heck did they get Pokemon?"

Slowly other people showed up.

Genma and Soun were drunk and laughing. They expected an Akane choice right
now.

The Kunos were there too. Ukyo and Shan ignored them and concentrated on
their pokebattle.

Some of the other guests were blink blinking at this. They wondered when
Ukyo and Shan had become Pokemon Trainers.

Ranma had not spoken a word to anyone since Ukyo and Shan had started their
Pokemon Battle. He looked over at them and saw Shan's Vulpix breathe out
fire attacks in the shape of mini bonbari and Ukyo's Pikachu retaliated with
an attack of mini spatulas made out of electricity. The guests also began to
wonder why Ranma appeared to be so calm when they all knew that he could be
causing allot of trouble with what he had to say today. Ranma knew there
would be trouble, several people would be hurt and others were going to be
confused. 'Man will they.' , he thought. 'Hmmm , I'm already confused. Where
the Hell did Ukyo and Shan get Pokemon?'

Ranma glanced around the lot one last time as he prepared to speak. "I am
glad to see that all who received my letter showed up. I would also like to
thank you for being patient , civilized , while you waited. Well except for
Ukyo and Shan who are currently using what should be anime characters to
battle each other. Where the hell did they get those things?! Anyway as I
said in my letter I have made my big choice. And by that I mean that I have
decided to whom I will formally propose to , after that I am no longer an
eligible bachelor. This means that anyone else who felt that they could
claim me without my consent will be beaten to within an inch of life. I am
not joking , I am not trying a new technique , this is real and this is
final. And ... oh my god! Would you look at that!"

The reason for Ranma's last sentence was plain to see. Ukyo and Shan had
started their pokemon to attacking each other and both of Ukyo's and Shan's
shirts were now ripped completely apart. Their 'assets' were now plainly
visible. Ryoga took one look and got a goofy look on his face , made weird
noises , and passed out with a nosebleed.

"Hey mate , what's all the ruckus?" , said/asked a voice in a shadowy area.
Ranma looked over and saw a blonde guy in jeans and a leather jacket.

"Hiya Spike." , he said. "What are you doing here?"

"Oh I've got something important to tell you and ... hey are those pokemon?"
, Spike said pointing to the pokemon battle and Ukyo and Shan who were now
wrestling each other. "Wow!". Spike drifted off toward the battle to watch
the pokemon and also Ukyo's and Shan's naked breasts.

The lot was utterly silent as all this went on and then Ranma stepped
towards the crowd. He reached behind his back and pulled out a small black
box. Finding his beloved he bowed on one knee and opened the box. He then
poured cold water on his head. He became Ranma-chan for this.

"Will you marry me, Kaiou Michiru?"

Michiru looked startled. Then she blushed. And finally accepted.

The women fiancees just stared at her , at the cute green-haired violinist ,
and then figured out what they had done. Then all Hell broke loose.
Literally. Spike had gotten distracted by Ukyo and Shan and had forgotten to
warn Ranma that the Hellmouth under Nerima was about to open. Everybody was
shocked to see the Ddemons. Well except for Ryoga who was still passed out ,
Ukyo and Shan who had went from wrestling to 'other activities' and Spike
who was watching their 'activities' and grinning , staring , and drooling.



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