Subject: [FFML] Re: [fanfic][Excel][Love Hina] The Replacement Excels (aka: Fusions That Should Never Be III)
From: Michael A Chase
Date: 3/30/2003, 8:51 PM
To: DB Sommer , ffml@anifics.com


Suggested changes: {before : after}

On Sun, 30 Mar 2003 13:37:10 -0500 DB Sommer <sommer@3rdm.net> wrote:

His visitor was silent. He was a touch on the slender side, dressed in a
slightly rumpled business suit, and looked quite normal save for one small
detail: a slightly manic gleam behind his glasses. It indicated he was not
altogether right in the head, and was most likely a warped sociopath who
would one day explode, leaving a path of destruction in his wake.

In other words, it clearly identified him as a manga artist.

That actually sounds more like a fanfic reader.

[Forward: Ordinarily, this is where I would  apologize to you in advance for
what is to come, but since I've done these before, you should know what to
expect. Remember, any adverse affects that happen to you after reading this
are entirely YOUR fault. Yes, the title to the fic was plaigeriz... I mean
inspired by Angus MacSpon's 'The Replacement Ranmas'. So any adverse affects
that happen to you after reading this are entirely HIS fault, as well as
yours.]

Is Angus' last name spelled right?  Mind, he may prefer that it isn't.
 :}b

The Great Will of the Universe started to float over the girl to reanimate
her, then reconsidered. Some things were best left dead.

Illpalazzo pulled the rope, sending the body into the depths. He couldn't
help noticing all the girls high-fiving one another. "Next."

Not one of Sarah's biggest fans either?

Illpalazzo shook his head. "Surely this is a joke. This is a job opening for
a young, spry, amphetamine-enhanced manic girl, not some middle-aged,
cellulite-laden, laid-back old maid. You'll never do at all."

Danger!  Danger!  Danger!

The girls departed, accidentally leaving the still unconscious Mutsumi
behind.

Accidently?

As though his presence was the most natural thing in the world, Illpalazzo
dramatically threw back his cape and said, "It was decided that rather than
forcing a Love Hina character into the Excel Saga storyline, DB would do the
opposite and fuse an Excel Saga character into Love Hina. Since Keitaro was
the central figure, he was the obvious choice to be replaced. I passed my
interview with flying colors. Leading ACROSS isn't all that different from
running an All Girls Dormitory, after all."

It probably is safer though.

"Indeed," Illpalazzo agreed. "Also, you should know that in order for the
fusion to have maximum impact, it was {decide : decided} to restart things with the
first episode. Therefore, as your new manager, there will be a few changes
around here. All rent will be paid on time, or else!" To illustrate his
warning, he pulled on the nearby rope that dangled from the ceiling, causing
the floor under Motoko's feet to drop out. The kendoist immediately
plummeted into the depths.

"You're just ducking out because you don't want to be interested in him {eith
er : either}!" Naru spat as Mutsumi shot her a smile all the way out of the inn. She
saw the others were still looking at her expectedly. "But I don't want to be
this jerk's romantic interest!"

Fusions That Should Never Be III: The Replacement Excels.

Today's experiment... FAILED!

Thank... ah... I guess goodness isn't involved.

"It's you!" Excel gasped in excessively dramatic fashion. "One of the best
{villain : villians} in an anime series in years. A character so intriguing and whose
charisma is so great that he is the sole reason Rurouni Kenshen made it to a
third season before being canceled. You're also famous for being in more
'The Mummy' fusions than any other anime character, and have exclusive
advertising contracts with Ace Bandages."

Fusions That Should Never Be IV: The Replacement Illpalazzos
Never coming to a fic near you.

I thought it just did.  I wasn't looking, so I can't be sure.

Special thanks to:
Aondehafka
Zorknot

Names changed to protect the guilty?

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