--- Falc <ldebuyst@brutele.be> wrote:

Yes this is in reply to the "Ryoga for dinner"
spamfic and some remarks 
made about it. Something just clicked in my head and
I felt like throwing 
the entire messed up cast into the pan :-)

Dude, you beat me to it.  Just one additional scene...

---

Nabiki was the only one at the table showing any
reluctance.  "How did you afford all of this?"

Kasumi blushed at the memories.  A private hot tub,
just
her and Ryoga.  The water alone made her skin
slippery,
sliding wildly in his rough hands as their wild union
easily splashed a third of the water out.  Then, as
Ryoga napped, she slowly turned up the heat as if
slowly
boiling a frog.  A dash of cold water after he was
well
and truly cooked, and one pig was ready for the oven.
It was fortunate Ryoga was too much of a man to
question
or balk at her out-of-the-blue request for sex at a
love
hotel with the appropriate facilities.

Mousse had gone the same way, easily believing Kasumi
when she claimed to be SHampoo in disguise so she
could
deny having Mousse and keep up the act of wanting
Ranma's heart for Cologne's sake.  Though she was a
little put out that he never guessed she was
"disguised"
as Kasumi; the closest he had come, which guess was
yelled out just before he came, was Kodachi.

After that, Shampoo just needed part of the truth.  "I
have Mousse.  I'd like to take him off your hands by
having sex with him.  Can you bring some passion
spice,
please?"  Enter spice, enter Shampoo with spice, enter
gaping jaw upon seeing dead duck, through which the
passion spice easily entered.  Kasumi was afraid for
just a moment that anger would win out over lust;
fortunately, the spice flowed through Shampoo's veins.
Unfortunately, the Amazon had much strength and
endurance, but four hours later Kasumi lead Shampoo
along the erotic path of oxygen depravation, ending in
a
simple drowning.

Genma was taken out with a bullet.  Kasumi was not a
desperate woman.

Noticing Nabiki's continued questioning gaze, Kasumi
erased her goofy grin.  "Oh, I've got ways."

"Uhhh-huh."  Nabiki made a mental note to get Dr. Tofu
to get himself together and ask Kasumi out before her
sister died a virgin.

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