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The Tendo house was silent as the family gathered for dinner. More than one
family member felt strange at the unusual calm, but the delicious odors
coming from the kitchen managed to occupy their thoughts.
Kasumi brought a large tray into the living room, regaling her family not
only with even more succulent aromas but also with a true feast for their eyes.
"My oh my, Kasumi, this is so... I can't find the words to describe it,"
Soun said as he overviewed all the different offerings.
"Why thank you, father. It was my pleasure cooking this for you all."
"Whow, Kasumi, you really went out of your way. What is all this?" Nabiki
asked as she tried to identify everything on the table.
"Well, for starters, this is some soup, a special recipe from China,"
Kasumi explained as she pointed out a large bowl which contained a pinkish
red liquid, with small bits of meat and vegetables floating in it. "It's
called Cat's Whiskers soup. Those Chinese do give odd names to their soups,
don't you think?"
Akane nodded a she served herself a big bowl of the soup and sniffed it.
"Smells delicious."
Kasumi smiled at the compliment while Akane served the others as well.
"After that, there's some pork satay with a nice sweet and sour sauce. It
was only a piglet so there's just enough for a little entr�e."
"Well it certainly looks like there will be enough even if it was only a
piglet," Nabiki replied as she kept looking round the table wondering how
they would ever eat all of it.
"Well, the main course consists first of all of this lovely roast Peking
duck. I hope I got all of the hard bits out, you'd be surprised what you
can find in a duck."
Akane and Nabiki raised their eyebrows at their sister's strange comment,
but decided to do as their father and just continue eating.
"And once you're all done with that, I have a big surprise: bear stew! I
found this weird little cookbook in the shop the other day with all sorts
of recipes for game and I felt this was a prefect occasion to try something
out. The recipe was for black bear, though, and I only had panda meat
available, but it should be fine."
Akane's mind and stomach started arguing as her sister summed everything
up, her mind drooling at the prospect of all this great cooking while her
stomach was getting worried it might actually explode tonight.
But something was bothering her.
"Hey, Kasumi, do you know where Ranma is?"
Her older sister gave her a bright smile and said, "Oh, I'm sure he'll be
here for dessert."
After all, a good housewife could only tolerate so much mayhem in her house
before taking some drastic measures.
=====[NOTES]=====
Yes this is in reply to the "Ryoga for dinner" spamfic and some remarks
made about it. Something just clicked in my head and I felt like throwing
the entire messed up cast into the pan :-)
Feel free to send any and all remarks about this my way.
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