[FFML] [Digimon03][R1/2] The Wild Tamer: Omake Time! 1

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....damn, I�m stuck.... I have no ideas for the next chapter of "Wild Tamer"...
....oh crud, creative constipation sucks...
... oh, well... I can always try to unblock myself writing up stupid stuff...
that, or fiber-rich diet...

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The Wild Tamer: Omake Time!!

By Otaku-Sama (ICQ 12832029 AIM OtakuuSama)
Omake 1: ...Runs in the family...
Ranma groaned.

Why, do you ask? Well, it�s what one usually do when annoyed, you know...

And what annoyed Ranma, you ask?

His Old Man, who else? Apparently, twelve years of happy marriage with his
beloved Mie -and living out of Nerima, to boot!!-
weren�t enough to stop the Pandaman to engage on his nefarious plots to make
Ranma�s life as miserable as possible... even when the
Old Not-So-Revered Pain-in-You-Know-Where didn�t actually do anything
recently...

But as the saying goes: "Ranma reaps what Genma sows..."

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"Look here lady, I�m kinda flattered and all, you know... with you still
remembering that engagement my Old Man set up for us
twenty years ago... but I�m a happily married man!! I mean, you�re cute and all,

but I just can�t marry you!"

"Oh, don�t be silly, Ranma-san! Of course I�m not suggesting that you and I get
married... not that I would complain, mind you..."
she blushed a little, and coughed embarrassed.. "...but it WAS an honorable
engagement contract between our families..."

Ranma sighed deeply. Oh, he could write a book about family honors, formal
engagements, and urban warfare, if he wanted to do so...

"...now, I know where you are coming from. My mother did hire a private
detective to find out about your and your father�s
whereabouts when you failed to show up -not that I blame you, oh, no!- so I�m
aware of all the... unfortunate incidents you went through...
so, I�m willing to compromise."

"You�re willing to... okay, that�s new. What�s the catch?"

"No catch at all, Ranma-San. Let�s just... propose the situation to our
children, so it becomes their decision to carry on with the
contract-or not. So, what if we arrange for a sort of... informal Omiai?"

"...an Engagement Meeting? That is not actually mandatory? Wow, you�re very
open-minded about this, lady!"

And so, a date and a place were chosen...

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"...Dad, this shirt�s itchy..."

Well, young Takato wasn�t used to dress-up, really... specially with a white
shirt, a well-cut navy blue suit, dress shoes....
and a tie!! Oh, the horror!!

"...C�mon, Squirt... I ain�t having the time of my life, either..." groused
Ranma, dressed in similar apparel.

"Takato-mon�s lookin�good... and Guilmon�s got funny thing on neck, too!!"
skipped merrily Guilmon, proudly wearing his bow-tie.

Mie smiled fondly. It wasn�t everyday she could see her boys in actual fine
clothes. As Mother Saotome would say,
�her boys were so manly!�.

"Now, children, be nice.. I want you three in your best behavior when we are
with our anfitrions. And remember, Takato:
even tough we are there to discuss an important affair for both our families,
you will have a say on the final decision."

"...Uhh... mom... what IS this �affair�, anyway?"

"It�s better that both parts are present when discussing it. Now, boys, we�re
almost there! Smile!"

"Yes, mom!" "Sure thing, Mie!" "Okee-dokee, mommy-mon!!"

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"Welcome, Saotome Family!" said Seiko, the Matriarch of the Makino family.

All of them were waiting for their visitors, impeccably dressed in beautiful
kimonos -Yes, even Ruki, although she was mumbling
something about �baka mothers� and such...- Even Renamon had a nice, sky-blue
ribbon around her neck -she flatly had refused
the pink one Rumiko had offered her...-

Once the proper greetings were exchanged, they proceeded to the den that faced
the pond, where a formal tea set awaited for them.

"Well, now we are here," started Makino Rumiko "let�s go to business, so to
speak. Twenty years ago, a formal pledge
was made between my mother, Seiko, and Ranma-san�s father, Genma, to unite both
families on marriage through their children.
Now, due to Ranma-san and Mie-san being happily married, it is not possible for
our generation to fulfill this pledge, soo...."

"Hey!! Time out, everybody!! Are you saying that I have to marry that... that
Gogglehead?!?!?!" said a quite distressed Ruki,
while pointing at Takato. Glancing at him, she could see his embarrassed blush,
and she couldn�t help but respond in kind.

"Oh, of course not, sweety!!" reassured Rumiko, with an amused smile."I know you

would never go for an arranged marriage,
you being not the... traditional sort...."

"...that�s a... relief... I think..." said a not-so-convinced Ruki.

"...that�s why I want Renamon to marry Takato!!"

The resulting massive face fault was classified as a fourth-degree quake by the
local Seismic Station.

"Yay! Congratulations, Renamon and Takatomon!! Hope you have pretty pretty
kids!!"

Renamon just blushed.
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Bwahahahahahahah!!!! Am I nuts, or what!?!?! Huh?!? Huh?!?!?!?!?