Author's Note:   These were written after reading one too many SuperRanma 
SI fanfic, but is also made to make fun of SIs in general, and mine in 
particular.  (not that I usually write in Ranma, but hey, it's only 
fair.  ^^)  Alas, I found it difficult to render my grammar truly awful, so 
I shall have to ask you to read generously.  n.~

More Notes:  This is really, truly, meant to be funny.  I have nothing 
against Ranma himself or any other character in the mythos; I'm just using 
them.  Takahashi Rumiko is an interesting woman and much richer than me, so 
I will not say what I think of her here.   So many other people have 
borrowed her works, tho, that I doubt she'll have much time for me.  Thus, 
without further ado:


****
Things of Ranma SI Evil
A Parody in Two Fits


Fit the First:

A Saga of Love, Learning, and Really Hot Sex
(Reader's Digest Version)


         Once upon a time, a female fanfic writer fell into the Ranma Nibun 
no Ichi universe and, fortuitously, right into the Spring of Drowned Dark 
Elven Healer Who Looks Exactly Like Waywren's Avatar.
         She joined the Amazons, and eventually learned all the secrets of 
Amazon Pressure-point Shiatsu.  Having learnt this, she went on to learn 
Amazon Chi Healing.
         This went on until she'd read every scroll and book in the Amazon 
Library; then she defeated Mousse with the Point of Instant-Love-Me, 
settled down, and had many strong Amazon children.
         She never had any fights with anyone else, because she was so 
wise, kind, and nice that everyone loved her, even her enemies.
         She became an Elder and lived to the ripe old age of 322.  Then 
she died, surrounded by loving descendants.
         The End.



****

Fit the Second:

The Virtues and Disavantages of Orgies
(In Which the One Whose Fault It Really Is Gets Off Scott-Free;  A Moral Tale)


         Once upon a time a female fanfic author woke up to realize she was 
in control of Ranma's body.
         She promptly went out to seduce all takers, male or female, as 
whatever sex was appealing to them.
         Exhausted after the orgy, she went back to bed.
         When she woke up, she was herself again, and Ranma woke up to 
discover she was pregnant, all her partners (male or female!) were 
pregnant, and she herself had every STD known to man.
         Always use a condom, kids.
         The End.


-- Waywren Truesong

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