Michael A Chase wrote:

"Your food, My Lord." Nabiki placed the platter on a nearby stand, and

began

to peel a grape for him.

I thought this was a dream sequence, now I'm sure.  The other
possibliity I considered was him being at Kuno's and not yet
aware of it.

Nah. Not with the girls behaving like that.

"Wow! You mean she's even hotter than you three?" Ranma gaped in

disbelief

With all those clothes, of course he's hotter.  I was expecting Shampoo
or Ranma's female half.

Heh. Cute.

Akane continued. "It's the most beautiful servant in your entire harem,

here

to serve your every need in ways we mere serving wenches could never

hope to

best."

I guess he was listening when Kuno was talking earlier.  How could a
mere woman know how to properly please a man. :}b

That and Akane would be the one to speak of Kunou in such glowing terms.

*Have quieter nightmares. You're messing up my beauty sleep,* the panda
signed.

A twenty-year coma *might* be enough.

Hehehehe.

And there's a teaser at the end of the chapter would should address some
concerns some people have indicated concerning the direction Ranma's

life

has been taking.

It seems to be going straight down the sewer so far, but that's normal.

Hard and first makes victory more appeasing at the end.

"Maybe Ranma can try to cure him the same way we tried to cure Tofu,"

Nabiki

said.

I'm sure that'd word.  Not.

Well, considering it didn't work on Tofu either...

"He'll eat these. I signed them, 'With Love, Ranma Saotome'." Yuji

laughed

hard.

Clever.  I'm sure it will make an impression on Ranma too.

Yeah, Ranma would not be happy should he find out about that.

The pack was really starting to salivate when a voice from in the middle

of

them said in hesitating tones, "Um, excuse me. But could you give me
directions to Furinkan High?"

I guess it was just too good a plan to be allowed to succeed.

Akane would have taken them out if it came to that.

"Hey! That's my line!" Ryouga protested, taken aback by Ranma's

aggressive

attitude.

Poor Ryouga.  Another nice twist on the usual theme.

Thanks. I hadn't seen it used before. I'm sure it has been, just that I
hadn't remembered reading it anywhere.

"Sounds like you chickened out to me," Nabiki said, she and Akane having
followed Ranma while maintaining a safe distance from the pair {of

youths :}.

"I just have a bad direction sense," Ryouga protested.

Interesting that he's willing to admit that.

It is kind of obvious.

Nabiki leaned in close to Kunou. "He's some character from Ranma's past.
Someone Ranma's really angry at, but he won't say why. I think it's
something pretty sordid."

It's natural she'd think so.

Yep. Also makes for planting the seeds of a romance gone awry in Kunou's
mind.

"The answer is painfully obvious." Kunou leveled the bokken towards

Ryouga.

"This Hibiki person is a past lover of my Ranma-kun's, one who callously
betrayed his heart. Worry not, my love. I shall defend your honor with

my

dying breath."

Ranma would like that last part at least.

Heh. True.

Using the distraction Kunou provided, Ranma grabbed Ryouga by {the back

:} the

front of his shirt. "Come on. We're taking this private." He then half
dragged the lost boy away from the school yard.

That sound rather kinky.  Maybe it was intentional.

Not on my part, but you are correct.

Ranma appeared offended. "I'll have you know just today a couple of

girls

agreed to go out with me. Not at the same time, of course. On different
days, but they agreed. So there." Ranma stuck his tongue out at Ryouga.
"Anyway, I'm on a roll. I'll get you your date. Just watch."

Actually they said they'd go out with him when Hell froze over.
He's already bought a parka.

No. They agreed. Of course circumstances beyond his control negated that and
served as the trigger for his present day ire directed to Ryouga.

powerful that Ryouga's pants fell to around his ankles, despite wearing

a

belt. To compound matters, the shout had grabbed everyone's attention.
Ryouga, too shocked to react simply stood motionless as everyone stared

open

mouthed at him....

I was wondering when that banana would come into play.

Didn't think it was a mere subtle phyllic imagery, eh? :)

Ryouga took no notice of Ranma's reaction. "Yumiko wouldn't even talk to

me

again. She was terrified, thinking I was some kind of monstrous pervert.

But

her friends didn't feel the same way. What happened afterwards was just

as

horrible as her rejection, if not worse...."

I'm sure Ranma felt so.

Yes, though of course, not for the same reasons. I liked the irony of using
the idea that each has what the other wants.

"I think we can skip all that in-between stuff and go right to the sex
part," Misato said.

Practical.

Yep. This isn't really your classic drawn out lemon scene here. :)

Misato was mesmerized by the rod that was close enough for her to

breathe

on. A look of regret passed her face. "I'm sorry. I thought I could

handle

it at first, but there's no way I can get that in me. But I'm no

dicktease.

I'll take care of you," she assured him. She grabbed onto his shaft,

opened

her mouth, and directed the head of his cock inside.

At least she gets it out of sight.

Heh.

involved as well. I was planning on saving myself for marriage, but I

was

tricked out of my virginity," Ryouga informed Ranma in a depressed

voice.

"It was after the Senior High baseball team made the regional finals. I

was

invited by one of the junior cheerleaders, Achika, whose little sister

was

one of Misato's friends..."

Poor Ryouga.

All depends on your POV.

Ryouga blushed at the compliment. What a nice and understanding, as well

as

incredibly attractive, girl. She respected his desire to be an

upstanding,

virtuous individual. It was so wonderful to be recognized for his

efforts.

All the junior high girls were either frightened of him or tried

seducing

him because he had a large dick. Obviously older girls were different,

and

respected a man for who he was instead of what he had between his legs.

Yeah, right.

Ryouga is still very naive to the ways of women at this point. But he's
still hopeful for finding Miss Right.

Jusenkyou, got cursed as well, and just happened to stumble onto some

water

here and was left at my mercy? Pretty silly, huh?" she asked the piglet.

Ryouga furiously nodded up and down.

Maybe he could get in good with Akane by giving her a cute pet.

Yep. Although Ranma is sincerely grateful for her help.

Akane nodded. "Of course. You looked like you were pretty angry back

there.

I didn't want you doing anything stupid. I'm sure whatever

misunderstanding

you had with that Ryouga guy could be resolved peacefully."

Maybe she's heard of The Mule.

Nah. Word didn't filter that far away from the school.

Kasumi's eyes were as round as saucers as she pointed and said, "That

thing

can't be real, can it?" She moved forward.

Sounds like her night just got better.

Yep. For her, anyway.

Ranma heard the question poised from the girl above him. He was more
sensitive to the note of expectation in the voice, due to his inability

to

see with her sitting on his face and all. It heightened his awareness,
letting him know this was reality and not a dream. Resolve firmed, Ranma

was

about to give her what she wanted when he paused, suddenly realizing

there

was one, tiny problem.

He had no idea of what to do next.

That's Sayuri and Ranma's a girl.  Right?

You'll know next chapter.

Thanks for the comments. They are mucho appreciated.

D.B. Sommer



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