A bit delayed, but then an burst appendix will do that to you.
And once again to all you anime only people who haven't read or c&cd this,
you're missing out on a really fun story. (Minako providing fanservice in
the comic shop, hehehehehehehe)
She coughs, clasps her front paws together, and looks apologetic.
LUNA (practising) : Wendy... I'm sorry! I'm so sorry for thinking you
were Sailor Moon and leading you on a wild goose chase for months,
before dropping you instantly when I found you were the wrong girl! It
wasn't very nice... (coughs, back to normal) No, that probably won't
wash... (back to practice, teary) Wendy, it was cruel of me to disappear
suddenly with no warning after wasting your time and endangering your
life for months... (back to normal, thoughtful) Hm. This is going to be
tougher than I thought. But I do at least owe her an apology... though
if I remember correctly she wasn't exactly the forgiving type. (shrug)
Oh well, I'll try. I mean, what can she do, shoot me into the sun?
Probably. Glad to see you're a Southpark fan too, but you have me curious
as to the P S Wendymoon episodes.
STAN (OS) : OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED WENDY!
KYLE (OS) : YOU BAS**RDS!
ROTFLMAO.... not a good thing to be doing when you have stiches.
PSSM INTRO SEQUENCE GOES HERE.
Bart's Blackboard Line - I will not make her wild like me.
I will not make her wild like me.
I will not make her wild like me.
I will not make her wild...
Took me a second to remember the Ranma Theme. But Bart needs his Akane,
Shampoo, Kodachi, and Ukyo. May I suggest Jessica as his Kodachi?... and
does Milhouse still work for NERVOUS?
SPRINGFIELD PARK
LISA sits on a park bench, facing the viewer.
LISA (addressing viewer) : So what have we been doing since then?
Well... lets see... quite a while has passed since then, over a year.
I'm in third grade now, I had a birthday... (smile) so I'm nine years
old now...
The camera jerks and seems to fall over backwards, so that it's staring
up at the sky. Lisa yelps in surprise.
LISA (OS) : Hey, are you okay? (runs into shot) It almost looked like
you had a heart attack there!
Lisa helps the "camera" up.
LISA : You're sure you're okay? Alright... I don't know what's supposed
to be so shocking about me being nine... (camera shakes, but is okay)
anyway... (sits down, smoothes out her dress) As well, Allison is now
eight, Jessica is eleven, and Laura is fifteen. Minako-chan is fourteen,
but her birthday is coming up really soon... (smile) we're planning a
surprise party. She deserves one...
Humm. Might have missed this. is it because ages are never mentioned on
the Simpsons?
CUT TO :
ANDROIDS DUNGEON COMIC SHOP
MINAKO walks around the shop, putting comics onto racks and tidying up
displays. She seems busy and harassed. She wears a t-shirt, shortish
skirt and a strange hat with cat ears and bells on it.
Humm.... and maybe Minako as Shampoo? All we'd need is a little Jusenkyo
water and *poof* instant cat girl.
CUT TO :
BACK ROOM
The COMIC BOOK GUY stands in front of a flip chart.
GUY : I don't normally pay my peons well, but Minako is an
exception.(flips over first page of flipchart. It depicts a graph of
sales over the last year. The graph makes a HUGE climb at a point
labelled "MINAKO JOINED HERE")
GUY : As you can see, (points to spot) the point where I started
employing Minako coincides with a almost 500% rise in sales. It seems my
usual clientele of prepubescent boys, teenagers and lonely
twentysomethings appreciate being served by a pretty teenage girl, as
opposed to being served by myself. I don't understand it personally.
It's not like she has the intimate encyclopaedic knowledge of Hawkman's
backstory needed to be a truly great comic book salesman. Though I must
admit, she has quintupled the number of female customers we have with
her keen eye for good shoujo manga. We now have five regular female
customers.
Really well done. I actually heard the CBG voice during that scene. (Oh,
wait, maybe it's the really good drugs they have me on.)
FRONT ROOM
Minako is behind the counter, which is U-shaped. She is putting rare
items into the glass cases behind the counter. Four heads pop up on the
other side of the counter - BART, MILHOUSE, MARTIN and LEWIS. They peer
over the counter, watching her. Minako thinks she sees something
reflected in the glass case and turns to look, but as she turns the four
heads disappear behind the counter. Slightly disturbed, she leans over
the counter and looks down - as she does so, the four heads reappear at
the far end of the counter. Her skirt rides up a little as she leans
over the counter...
CUT TO :
CLOSEUP OF MINAKO'S FACE
She looks puzzled, until four loud THUMPS are heard. She looks up in
alarm.
MINAKO : What?
CUT TO :
SIDE VIEW OF COUNTER END
Bart, Milhouse, Martin and Lewis are on the floor, having apparently
nearly fainted. Minako leans over the counter.
You missed the nosebleeds, hehe.
MINAKO'S APARTMENT
ARTEMIS sits looking at a Nintendo Gamecube.
ARTEMIS (contempt) : You are not l33t. I shall make you l33t.
Artemis grabs a screwdriver with his mouth.
Missing the reference again. Not a Gamecube owner.
"Yes! We do have * Comics! * Trading Cards! * Action Figures! * Games! *
Fanservice! *"
There is a little picture of Minako's face beside "Fanservice."
*please wait till uncontrollable laughter stops, then I crawl over to take a
pain pill for the agony in my side from laughing so hard.* ; )
LISA (VO) : After she came back from Cephiro, Laura sent a lot of time
moping for some reason. She never told us why. We eventually got her out
of her funk by suggesting that she start studying martial arts for real
- she'd previously been going off stuff she remembered her father
teaching her.
Humm... still curious as to which magicknight she was, but maybe an Akane?
The age difference could be a great reason she hates the whole engagment
thing, especially if she can't get out of it. (VEG)
SNAKE (casual) : Yo 'pu. This is a robbery.
APU (polite) : Hello, you are somewhat late this week Mr Snake. Are you
behind schedule?
SNAKE : Yeah, would have come yesterday but I got caught knocking over
the Wal Mart. Y'know how it is with these prison sentences nowadays. A
guy doesn't have the time to get comfortable nowadays before they chuck
ya out.
APU : I see, yes it is a shame. Now, I know it won't change anything,
but I am legally obliged to ask you not to rob my shop please.
SNAKE : Not a chance. (cocks gun)
APU (resigned) : Well, I tried. Do you want cash or will you take a
cheque?
SNAKE : Cheque. It ain't gonna bounce like last time is it? Cause you
still owe me for that dude.
APU (lying through teeth) : Noooo, of course it won't bounce.
YOU ARE EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Really. I'm going through
pain pills at a horrendous rate from the laughing.
MARS-JESSICA : The convenience store stick-up is a great American
tradition! (points at Snake) You subvert that tradition, and for that I
can't forgive you!
SNAKE : Huh?
MARS-JESSICA : In the name of Mars, I'll chastise you!
SNAKE : What? (gasp) No, not little Snake!
MARS-JESSICA (frown) : (pause) No, I said CHASTISE, you idiot! FIRE
SOUL!
Instead of using her usual Fire Soul animation, Mars-Jessica just lights
a flame on the tip of her finger and flicks it at the cheque. The cheque
bursts into flames. Apu and Snake look at the ashes.
APU (acting stupid) : Oh dear. The cheque has been destroyed. I guess
you can't steal it any more.
SNAKE (actually stupid) : Damn, foiled again!
MARS-JESSICA : Well, my work here is done. Bye!
To quote the great Panda. D'oh!
I know the Ranma stuff isn't your main story, so whether you do anything
with it or not is up to you, but it could be really funny as background
stuff.
Well, I think I'm going to have to pause here. If I laugh any more I might
have to go back to the hospital. Will continue later.
LSM
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