Asgard : Year Unknown (Earth year 1700)

"KITSUNE!!!" , bellowed Kami-Sama. "GET IN HERE!!!"

"Yes sir , you wanted to see me." , said Kitsune in a timid voice as she
entered.

"YOU'RE DAMN FUCKIN' BITCHIN'  RIGHT I WANTED TO SEE YOU!" , yelled
Kami-Sama.

Kitsune was shocked absolutely. KAMI-SAMA was SWEARING.?! (I am SO VERY
DEAD.) , thought Kitsune. (Maybe I shouldn't have done it. Now he might kill
me or something.)

"WHAT DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING YOU ... YOU ... TOTAL COMPLETE BAKA?" ,
Kami-Sama asked in a thunderous tone.

"I was just trying to have a little fun. It was suppoosed to be a good
prank. I didn't mean for it to go that far." , explained Kitsune.

Kami-Sama made a visible effort to calm himself down. "You reprogrammed
Yggdrassil to turn everyone on the planet into a bi-sexual pervert with the
sexual morals of Happosai. That in itself is bad enough but you didn't know
what you were doing. You almost caused the whole Universe to be destroyed.
You could have wiped out this dimension and two others. What have to say for
yourself?"

"I didn't know. I'm very sorry. Please forgive me." , wailed Kitsune doing a
very good impression of Soun Tendo. She performed the Crouch of The Wild
Tiger. She then babbled away on profuse appologies.

"No." , said Kami-Sama. "At least not yet. not until you've learned your
lesson."

"I have decided on your punishment. Since you like meddling in the Earth so
much I'm going to exile you to the mortal realm until the Earth's star goes
Super Nova."

"But ... but ... but that won't happen until 3,000,000 years have passed." ,
exclaimed Kitsune in a fearful voice.

"Uh huh. And perhaps by then you will have grown up." , said Kami-Sama. "You
will be form-locked into your Rena Lanford look-alike body. I will give you
a spell so that you can appear as a human. Since this spell comes from me no
one will be able to see through it. This is your last chance Kitsune. I am
only giving it to you since you are still a kid. If you were an adult the
Law would would call for your extermination. Be thankfull that I am being
this merciful."

"Yes Kami-Sama I am VERY thankful and I do understand." , said Kitsune in a
meek voice.

***

A Week Later (from Kitsune's POV)

Toril , Fareun , Shadowdale

"So." , said a young Elminster. "Let me get this straight. You almost
destoyed three Universes because you tried to alter reality to your own
ends. Amd what were those anyway lass? Power? Wealth? Rule?"

"None of those." , said Kitsune. "I was just trying to alter everyone's
sexual morals to that of Happosai."

"Who?" , asked Elminster.

So she told him about Happosai and her trying to rewrite things so that
everyone would be bi with his sexual morals.

Elminster stared at her and finally said , "You are a pervert."

"Yes." , said Kitsune. "And I'm proud of it."

"You almost destroyed many worlds." , stated Elminster.

"I didn't mean to almost destroy anything existing though." , wailed
Kitsune.
"WAAAHHH! WWWAAAHHH!"

Elminster sweatdropped. "Errr ... please , uh , don't cry."

Kitsune glomped onto him and cried in his shoulder. "I'm such a horrible
monster." , she said. "I should have been destroyed for my actions."

Elminster just held her providing what comfort he could. "Now lass , you're
young and you didn't know what you were doing." , said Elminster. "You've
been given a second chance and you shouldn't waste it. You've got great
potential and you can do the Universe a real deal of good."

"Y-Y-You r-r-reall-l-ly th-th-think so?" , sniffled Kitsune in a hopeful
voice.

"I know so lass." , said Elminster in a kindly tone as he looked at the
child , even though she looked like a 13 year old (very well endowed) elf
girl it was obvious she was still a child , and Elminster had always had a
soft spot for children.

"I'll help you in whatever way I can." , he said.

"Oh thank you." , exclaimed Kitsune hugging him tight.

"Lass ... can't ... breathe." , panted Elminster turning an interesting
blue.

Kitsune looked up at Elminster and let him go so he could breathe again.

"Sorry." , she said. "Sometimes I don't know my own strength. Are you
alright?" , she asked in worried voice.

Elminster was breathing again and had regained his normal color. "It's
alright lass , I'm fine."

"Oh well that's so good." , said Kitsune in a relieved voice.

"Lass how would you like me to teach you about magic?" , asked Elminster.

"Oh , I already know all about magic." , said Kitsune.

"Do ye now?" , asked Elminster in a skeptical voice.

"I may be a child by Kami standards but I know more about magic than people
ever will." , said Kitsune in an offended voice.

"Watch this." , she said. Kitsune started a spell. "DRAGON SLAVE!"

The resulting explosion was quite powerfull.

"And this. RAGNA BLADE!"

A sword of pure darkness cut apart half the hill.

"And this. LAGUNA BLADE!"

A sword of dark and gold cut away the rest of it.

"Another one. DRAGON SLAYER!"

Half of the forest was blown apart.

She looked back in a proud expression at Elminster who was bug eyed and had
his jaw hanging open. She stuck her tounge out at him. "So who's the best at
magic now?" , she said in a satisfied tone.

Elminster regained his composure and his face returned to normal.

"Perhaps lass you should teach me magic , and I'll teach you everything else
ye need to know." , said Elminster.

***


To Be Continued




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