Hee hee, it feels like I've dug an agonizingly deep hole for myself when
I threw in all those plot twist. However, slowly but surely, I'm making
my way back out.....hopefully^_^;;
If you missed previous parts/chapter this series/fanfic, you can find it
on my webpage at http://www.anime.sobhrach.com/~jeffwong/
Enjoy^_^
Jeffrey "OneShot" Wong
"Are you okay?" she asked.
Shinji smiled.
He looked down at himself and noticed that, despite all those vicious
blows that would've easily killed any normal person a hundred times over,
he had come out of that fight unscathed.
"I'm fine,"
<new stuff 12/12>
Shinji regarded Lorenz for a moment, feeling very bad about himself as
everything started to dawn on him.
"God, I killed someone," he said in a soft voice.
Asuka was silent.
"I really wish it didn't hafta come to that," he sighed.
"You were defending yourself," Asuka said, "It's all right. It was all
done in self-defense,"
"I guess you're right," he sighed again, steeling himself.
He turned toward Asuka.
"C'mon, let's get back to the reason why we're here," Shinji said, "We
need to figure out a way of destroying Lilith,"
Asuka paused, "D-do we have to?"
Shinji regarded her for a moment. It didn't take a genius to understand
why she was hesitant. After hearing what Lilith had gone through, it was
only natural for people to feel sympathetic toward her. It was quite a
tragedy. Her being destroyed didn't help any.
"It's better this way," Shinji said, "If she's destroyed, the Angel
won't be able to cause Third Impact. You gotta put things in perspective.
If you don't destroy her, the entire human race is in jeopardy,"
"But how do we know this is the right choice?" she asked.
"We don't," Shinji shrugged, "But at the moment, choosing this option
is better than our other option. We are talking about the whole human
race here. Ritsuko has the right kinda mentality. I remember her
mentioning how we should make choices based on priority. If her death
means saving the human race, then so be it,"
Asuka was silent for several long moments, "How do you feel about this?
Do you think it's better this way around?"
Shinji didn't say anything.
"Actually," he said softly, "If I really think about it, knowing what I
know, I'm kinda in favor of Lilith over the human race. We can be a
really cruel race. However, purely from an objective standpoint, it's
better that Lilith be destroyed,"
Asuka nodded after a moment, "I guess you're right. The death of one
Angel over the destruction of an entire race...I guess that puts things
in perspective,"
Shinji shrugged, "Of course, the problem with that choice is that who
are we to decide which choice outweighs another? For all I know, Lilith
could be much more important than our race but we, being humans, refuse
to believe it simply out of our own arrogance,"
The two of them looked up toward Lilith in quiet contemplation for
several minutes.
"So what do we do now?" Asuka asked.
He felt bad about what he had to say but he needed to say it.
"What else? We try and destroy her,"
Shinji and Asuka entered the command center once again, Shinji taking
care to make it evident that it was them and not soldiers or guards.
Entering the room, they saw several motionless bodies by the inside of
the entrance.
"Glad to see you're back," Misato smiled warmly.
"What happened here?" Shinji asked, looking toward the bodies off to
the side from the entrance.
She said, "A guard came in here to most likely say something to one of
the command personnel. I took him down. Over the course of the next ten
minutes, several more of them showed up looking for the previous one,"
"Y-you didn't kill them, did you?" Shinji gulped, noticing the puddles
of blood.
"Unfortunately, I had to," she said, "After I took them out, I dragged
them in to the command center and away from the entrance so no one else
could see them from down the corridor and alert the others.
Shinji sighed, "I guess it can't be helped. But still..."
"How did everything go?" Misato asked, wanting to change the subject.
Shinji and Asuka looked like a mix of emotions.
"We bumped in to that Lorenz person," Asuka said.
Ritsuko's head popped out from the opening in the console, very
interested in the conversation she was overhearing.
"You did? What happened?" she asked.
Shinji smirked, "It's nice to see you again, too,"
Ritsuko smiled, "Sorry. Glad to see that you're back. What happened?"
"What else? He defeated him," Asuka said proudly, as if she had taken
main role in Lorenz's defeat.
Shinji gestured toward Asuka, "Yeah, what she said,"
He went about giving a brief explanation about the encounter that
eventually lead to Lorenz's death.
"I-I feel bad that I had to kill," Shinji hung his head, "I really wish
it didn't hafta come to that,"
"It was in self-defense," Ritsuko commented.
He nodded, "Yeah. I know. But still,"
"Actually, from what little I know about Lorenz, he isn't even human,"
Ritsuko commented, "Sure, you had to kill, but it didn't mean you killed
a human or anything. You shouldn't feel so bad,"
"I guess you have point," he said, "Also, now that I think about it,
Ranma, at least the one I know, never killed anyone before and is proud
of it even thought he knowingly killed Lorenz. Perhaps he didn't consider
Lorenz human either for him to consider himself a killer,"
"There you go," Ritsuko said, "That's probably a real good reason,"
Shinji smiled, feeling a bit better. He knew it wouldn't last long
because he didn't know if that was a really good reason or just an excuse
he was giving himself.
"So, after you got ride of Lorenz, what did you do afterwards?" Misato
asked curiously, "Did you see if Lilith could be damaged,"
Shinji nodded, "Yeah. I threw one of the grenades I had in my pocket at
her...and something weird happened,"
He couldn't help but wonder how quickly the fight against Lorenz
would've went had he brought two grenades and used one of them on that
man.
"What happened?" Ritsuko asked.
"An AT Field appeared right in front of her," he answered, "The grenade
just bounced off if and landed right back in front of us. I kicked it
away before it blew up. Anyway, it seems like she has an AT Field so
conventional methods won't work,"
"Wait, are you saying that self-destructing Nerv will not destroy her?"
Ritsuko asked, surprised she had never considered that scenario.
Shinji shrugged, "There might be a chance,"
"What are we going to do now?" Misato asked, "We're in trouble now,"
"Um, we've been in trouble for a long time," Shinji gave a meek smile,
"We still have that Angel to worry about. It's probably gonna to be here
in an hour and it'll be, what, eighteen hours until Ritsuko's gotten past
MAGI's programming,"
Misato sighed, "That's true. We seem to be in more of a fix now,"
"Actually, not quite," Shinji said, smiling, "There's still a chance. I
have a plan, even though it's probably impossible,"
"What?"
"I can go topside and try and retrieve the Lance of Longinus," Shinji
said, "Keep in mind that it was still left intact after Unit-02
self-destructed,"
Misato was confused, "What about the Lance?"
"The Lance has the ability to negate an AT Field," Shinji said, "We
might be able to get the Lance and use it to do just that. Perhaps then
we can destroy Lilith. Unfortunately, there are two major problems.
First, it's about the size of a football field and most likely weights
hundreds of thousands of pounds and the only thing we could use to wield
it is Unit-00, which is inoperable. Second, even if it does negate
Lilith's AT Field which allows us the ability to destroy her, that still
means I hafta figure out a way to keep the Angel distracted for around
eighteen hours, something that not even the army using everything they
had could do,"
Everyone was silent for a moment.
"There's always that theory that the Angels might be here for you,"
Misato commented.
"Actually, that's all we've got to go by,"
Shinji and Asuka paused by the entrance to the tunnel that led to the
surface.
"What're you stopping for?" Asuka asked.
He jerked his thumb toward the parked car he had abandoned shortly
before they snuck in to Nerv.
"Who'dve thought that I'd be using this thing again?" he grinned.
He climbed in to the driver side, Asuka climbing in to the passenger
side. It was every bit as easy to start the car back up again as the
first time around, Shinji not needing to break open the steering column
again to hotwire it.
"Are you sure you wanna come along?" Shinji asked as he popped the car
in to first gear, not after accidentally stalling it once and needing to
restart it.
Asuka nodded, "Yeah,"
Driving up the tunnel to the surface, Shinji made a quick turn once he
was top side, driving in the direction of the heart of Tokyo-3.
"Do you think everything will turn out fine?" Asuka asked, wanting to
make more conversation.
Shinji shrugged, "I dunno. I hope so,"
"What do you plan on doing if your theory is correct?" she asked.
"Kick myself several times for not having realized that long ago," he
said, "That's definitely the first thing I would do. After that, I have
no real idea. Even if I'm able to summon Angels, that doesn't help us one
bit. The problem is that I have no idea if Angels will be willing to
help,"
"But didn't you say that the Angel helped you out when you were pinned
down by a dumpster? I remember you saying that," Asuka said.
Shinji nodded, "Hopefully, the are willing to help out. Maybe I can
somehow 'will' them in to abandoning their quest to get Lilith, which
they are currently mistakening for Adam,"
"I hope it works," Asuka commented.
"So do I,"
"Hey, Misato, check this out," Ritsuko called out.
Misato turned her attention toward Ritsuko as she emerged from the
console.
"What is it?" she asked curiously, still keeping vigil over the command
center entrance.
"This is very incredible," Ritsuko said, "I was taking a quick break
from the programming and decided to check in to Nerv's records of
Shinji,"
"Yeah, what about it?" Misato asked, "What, is it really interesting?"
Ritsuko nodded, "Extremely,"
"Fine, spill it," Misato said.
"Remember when we were first taken in to custody from your apartment?"
Ritsuki began, "Shinji's blood was taken after he was shot. Nerv's
records indicate that Shinji's blood is not of human origin,"
"It was determined? But doesn't it usually take a week for results to
be found?" Misato asked.
Ritsuko shrugged, "That's right. But I guess the situation forced Nerv
determine the result much quicker than expected. People are really
resourceful when forced to do so,"
"What's so surprising about that result?" Misato asked, "It just means
it confirms what we expect, that he's not human,"
"That's not the point actually," Ritsuko continued, "The records
indicated that Shinji bled to death while being transported to Nerv after
we were all taken in to custody,"
Misato's eyes widened, "W-what?! Are you telling me that Shinji's
d-dead? Like some kind of walking dead guy?"
Ritsuko shook her head, "It was never determined, what with no more
tests having been run on him since he escaped shortly after waking up.
The point is is that it was determined died while being transported. All
medical measures to resuscitate him resulted in failure. He died, that's
the point I'm getting at. What's shocking was that it was determined
that, a few days later, he suddenly came back to life. He was placed in a
holding cell because Nerv didn't know what to do,"
"What?!?!?" Misato's eyes widened.
"Shinji died and came back to life," Ritsuko said, "The reports say
that his bullet wounds healed around a day after he had been shot, while
he was presumed dead. The point is is that he seems to be immortal and
can't be killed, at least through conventional means,"
"What's going on here?" Misato was confused, "What does that mean?"
"I really don't know. I really don't know,"
Shinji made the car come to a skidding halt right near the edge of
first crater, the one caused by Unit-02's self-destruction.
Unfortunately, he didn't realize that a car skidded for so far even when
going a moderate speed and ended up slamming in to the dirt of the
slightly raised ring that circled the crater.
"Are you okay?" Shinji asked, turning toward Asuka, concerned.
Asuka checked herself and nodded, "Yeah. I fine. I was wearing my seat
belt,"
She turned toward him and regarded him for a moment. Her eyes widened
as she saw the cut on Shinji's head heal right before her very eyes.
The front windshield was cracked from when Shinji's head had hit in to
it and cut him up. This was because, in a rush to get to the heart of
Tokyo-3, he had forgotten to put on his seat belt.
"A-are you okay?" she asked, concern in her voice, "You're
cut....wait....you're not cut anymore,"
Shinji touched his forehead and brought looked at his hand where he saw
blood from when the wound had been open.
"I forgot to put on my seat belt," he commented with a meek smile.
"You hafta be careful," Asuka said, "You could've been killed,"
Shinji smiled, "Yeah, but I wasn't,"
Asuka became deathly silent. Shinji was taking his powers for granted.
He was starting to depend on them and expect them to help him out. It was
as if his powers was slowly erasing the notion of death to him.
"Don't depend on your powers," Asuka said.
"Why not? They're really useful," he said, "I can do things that
regular humans can't do,"
Asuka said softly, "That humans can't do? When did you start
considering yourself not human?"
Shinji said nothing.
"It seems like you're becoming dependent on your powers," she said,
"You did fine without it, without expecting them to help you out in a
pinch,"
"But that's because I wasn't aware of my powers," he commented, "Now
that I'm a bit more aware, I'm taking advantage of it,"
"Um, I guess you're right," she commented, "You probably won't be the
same after all this is done and over with. You're already different from
when I first met you,"
Shinji was silent. There was nothing he could say to a comment like
that. That was because he already start to know why.
He already knew he was becoming corrupted by those powers.
However, he didn't really care anymore.
They would not last long. If he got out of this all right, he would
eventually have to fight Ranma.
That was inevitable.
Shinji and Ranma would be engaging in what would most likely a
world-destroying battle.
In the end, one or both of them will die.
A tear fell from Shinji's eye as he was sure he already knew the
answer. No matter what, he would be one of the people dying. Whether or
not Ranma died along with him is unknown.
"A-are you okay?" Asuka asked.
"I'm fine.
Shinji and Asuka looked down the edge of the crater toward the center
where they could see the opening that lead to GeoFront. The crater was
dry, the other crater joined to this one still filling up with sea water.
It would only be a matter of time before it started overflowing in to
this crater.
Shinji's gaze rested on the Lance of Longinus that was on the ground
near the base of the crater, right by the pile of goo that used to be
Unit-02.
"Wait here," Shinji said, "Don't go anywhere. I'll be right back,"
"Where are you going?" she asked.
"I'm gonna go check on the Lance," he said, "I just wanna test
something out,"
Shinji proceeded to climb down the side of the crater. The ground was
loose and he found himself having trouble getting down. Luckily for him,
even if he slipped and ended up tumbling down the entire crater, he
wouldn't really get hurt, thanks to those powers of his.
"Man, I really am getting corrupted by my powers," Shinji commented to
himself.
He heard a noise coming from behind him and looked over his shoulders.
When he saw Asuka trying to make her way down the side of the crater as
well, the color drained from his face.
"No! Don't!" he called out to her, turning toward her.
The loose gravel made it hard to get a good footing to run back up the
side of the crater.
"I don't want to wait up there," Asuka continued to slowly make her way
toward him.
Unfortunately as she was about to reach him, the loose gravel gave out
from under her, causing her to lose her balance and trip over her own
feet. Although she had a good sense of balance, the loose gravel was too
much.
Just as she was about to tumble forward, Shinji leapt forward where he
grabbed her, stopping her from falling all the way down the crater.
They ended up sliding down a good portion of the edge of the crater,
coming to a halt near the bottom. Luckily, Shinji had managed to maintain
his balance when that happened, neither of them, Asuka most importantly,
getting hurt.
"You okay?" he asked.
Asuka was silent for a moment as she tried to gather her bearings.
She nodded after a moment, "I'm okay, thanks to you,"
Shinji smirked. He couldn't help but feel that she remind him of Asuka
from his own world when she was around Ranma. It was as if Asuka's mind
was always pre-occupied and it made her clumsy or somewhat clumsy.
"I wanted you to wait up there for a reason," he said, "It's because I
knew the gravel's very loose and was didn't want you to fall, which,
incidentally was what just happened.
Asuka blushed slightly, "Sorry,"
"It's okay so long as you're fine," he said, releasing his hold of her
hand.
He turned his attention toward the Lance not too far off from where
they were.
"What did you want to do with the Lance?" Asuka asked curiously,
following Shinji's gaze.
"It never occurred to me until now, but the Lance has special
properties," he answered, "It has this weird ability to morph. No one
really knows the Lance's true form. For instance, the one that was
impaling Lilith looked like a giant two-pronged red lance or pitchfork.
On my world, when it was thrown to kill an Angel in outer space, it
morphed in to something similar to a javelin. From the other world, the
one where I now live, it's human-sized and looks like a spear. That leads
me to believe that the Lance could morph of assume a form meant for the
wielder of that Lance,"
"So what do you intend to do?" Asuka asked, a bit confused.
"I want to see if it'll morph to accommodate me," he said, "Maybe, just
maybe, if I touch it, it would shrink and morph to fit and be wielded by
my hands, not an EVA's hands,"
Asuka said, "Well, it couldn't hurt to try,"
"Exactly," he said.
Shinji and Asuka made their way up to the mid-point second of the Lance
as it lay on the ground. It was gigantic up close, so large that it was
taller than Shinji as it lay resting. That meant the mere diameter of the
shaft to the Lance was larger wider than Shinji was tall.
"Man, this Lance is a lot larger up close than I expected," he
commented.
He reached forward and touched the Lance. To his shock, the Lance did
just as he guessed. It seemed to instantly shrink in on itself,
eventually assuming a miniature version of what it was just a second ago.
The shock made Shinji pull his hand away, the Lance immediately
assuming its enlarged state.
"Oh man, my guess was right," he said, "I can't believe it actually
morphs,"
"I guess you're assumptions were right," Asuka smiled.
Shinji said, "Yeah, but I did not believe for one second that it would
actually do just as I expected. I had nothing by with to base my
assumptions. It was more of a form of wishful thinking and giving myself
a feeling of hope over anything else,"
"Do you think it's because you're 'willing' the Lance to morph that's
causing it?" she asked.
"I'm not too sure," he shrugged.
Asuka reached out to touch the Lance, "Let's find out. If it doesn't
morph for me, then we'll know it's actually you that's causing it,"
Shinji slapped Asuka's hand out of the way, "Don't touch it!"
Asuka pulled her arm back to her body in surprise, a look of hurt on
her face as she realized Shinji had just hit her. Her forearm stung from
where Shinji's hand had slapped it.
"I-I'm sorry," he said, realizing what he had done, "I-I didn't mean to
hurt you,"
Asuka was silent.
"I never intended to hurt you," he said, "I just didn't want you
touching it,"
"H-how come?"
"The Lance is cursed," he said, "Anyone who wields it will die
tragically shortly after. Everyone that's ever wielded the Lance has
died. I've wielded it before and I died once before. Ranma's wielded it
and he's died. Rei's wielded it on my world to destroy and Angel in outer
space and she's died. Angels have wielded it and they've died. Everyone's
that's basically touched it have died tragically,"
He paused for a moment, as he realized something.
"Now that I think about it, Ryoga's even touched the Lance once," he
said, "It was a while ago when he tried to pull it out of Ranma's chest
and ended up dislocating his shoulder in the process. He died in tragic
fashion as well later on, when all of this happened,"
"B-but you touched it," Asuka gasped.
"I know. I'm gonna die tragically as well," he said, "Unfortunately,
that's a burden I was willing to take on. Keep in mind we were up against
an Angel at the time,"
"Y-you knew this all along and you just went along with it anyway?"
Asuka gasped.
He nodded, "Yeah. I had to. The funny thing is is that it wasn't even
necessary. If I knew Unit-02 would've self-destructed before basically
getting cursed from wielding the Lance, the explosion probably would've
killed the Angel instead of the Lance. But then again, we would've ended
up dying along with it. That's because, when I split the Angel in half,
its drill fell off and dropped in to GeoFront and disappeared. Had we no
Lance, the drill would've still been stuck in the ground and we
wouldn'tve had a way to escape the explosion,"
Asuka was silent.
"I guess, if think about it, it's a no-win situation," Shinji said,
"And using the Lance was the lesser of the two possible outcomes. At
least I can deal with this basic 'curse' alone,"
"You won't have to worry about being dealing with it alone," she said,
"We'll be along side you. You haven't forgotten that we'll be coming with
you. We'll make sure nothing bad happens to you,"
Shinji chuckled, "Thanks. I'm glad to hear that. All right, let's see
if I can put this Lance to good use,"
He turned back toward the Lance and touched it again. The Lance morphed
back in to a miniature version of itself, still resting on the ground.
Asuka watched as Shinji crouched down by the Lance and tried to pick it
up. It didn't even budge. Instead, Shinji's feet started sinking in to
the loose ground from the exertion, unable to support the weight Shinji
was administering on the ground to lift the Lance.
"Something the matter?" Asuka asked, wondering what Shinji was trying
to do. Why don't he just pick it up already?
"I can't pick it up," he said, "It's too heavy,"
"You're kidding me, right?" Asuka asked, "It looks like it should only
weight around twenty pounds, if that,"
Shinji released his hold of the Lance and took a step back, the Lance
assuming its enlarged form.
He shook his head, "I wish it weighs that much because it sure doesn't.
Keep in mind you saw me flip a car and I can't even seem to budge it.
Strangely enough, if the Lance weighs so much that the ground below my
feet can't support the weight of me trying to lift the Lance, I wonder
how come the Lance, weighing as much as it does, doesn't just sink right
in to the ground,"
"I can't be that heavy," Asuka said, "You're just acting,"
Shinji gave Asuka a serious look, "No. I'm not. I'm dead serious. I
can't pick it up,"
Asuka wanted to reach out and touch the Lance, to make sure for herself
that it really was as Shinji had said but Shinji stopped her.
"Just trust me," he said in a soft voice, "It's too heavy. I can't lift
it. Therefore, the idea of using this world's Lance with my own hands
goes right out the window. I'm sure over time, more of my powers will
surface and I should be able to, but considering I don't have the luxury
of time, I need to move on to some other plan,"
"So what do we do now?" she asked.
"Our original plan for being here," he said, "Pray that there's a
chance I can 'will' the Angels to abandon their objective to cause Third
Impact,"
Shinji and Asuka realized they were having trouble getting out of the
crater. Their plan was to get out and head over to the edge of the crater
and find out where the Angel was. It had most likely finished
regenerating and awaiting for the sea water to overflow in to the
adjoining crater were it could make its way down to Nerv to accomplish
its objective.
"The gravel's too loose," Shinji commented, continuing to slide down
when they reached the half-way point up the crater.
Asuka looked at her watch, "What are we going to do? The sea water is
going to overflow in to this crater very soon,"
Shinji jerked a thumb toward the giant hole behind them, "Well, we can
use it as cover. We can just hang out on the other side of the hole and
keep it between us and the overflowing seawater, we'll be fine. That way,
the seawater will just go right down the hole as it overflows,"
"And then what?" Asuka asked, "We'll still be stuck since we still
won't be able to get out of the crater on the other side. Also, I'm sure
the incoming seawater will most likely be greater than the amount that
would go down the opening. It might take longer, but this crater will
eventually start filling up and we'll be dragged down in to the hole with
the current,"
Shinji gave a meek smile, "I guess you have a point. I guess I
should've thought it through some more. I guess it's best if we just
descend down in to GeoFront,"
"You're saying that as if that's an easy thing," Asuka said, a bit
nervous.
"It shouldn't be that hard," he said, "I know how to fall from high
places and land safely. I didn't get hurt landing from this height while
carrying you, Ritsuko, and Misato. It'll be easier for me now that I'll
only be carrying you,"
"Both of your legs got broken," Asuka commented, "If that's what you
consider as not getting hurt, then I'd hate to wonder what you consider
as getting hurt,"
"You know what I mean," Shinji smirked, "However, considering how fast
I can heal, it shouldn't be all that bad,"
She was silent for a moment before she finally said, "I guess you have
a point. However, the thought of that great fall..."
"We'll be fine," he smirked, "Actually, had you not come down in to the
crater like I asked, you'd still be up there..."
Asuka narrowed her eyes, "So this is all my fault?"
He held up his hands defensively, "No need to get angry or anything. It
was just a regular observation,"
Asuka let out an annoyed breath.
Shinji smiled. He couldn't help but feel a sense of nostalgia. That was
how the Asuka he knew usually acted.
The two of them walked over to where the hole was and peeked down the
opening.
Asuka gulped as she looked down in to GeoFront. Although she wasn't
scared of heights, realizing just how far down it was to the ground of
GeoFront made her seriously think otherwise. That was one long fall.
Heck, Nerv Headquarters looked tiny from such a high vantage point.
"Thank goodness this hole's not located directly over Nerv
Headquarters," Shinji commented, "I wouldn't like the thought of trying
to land on top of it, what with Nerv being the shape of a giant pyramid,"
"That doesn�t seem to make me feel any better," Asuka said, "I'm still
worried over the fall,"
Shinji extended one of his hands toward her for her to take.
"Ready?" he asked.
"Not really but I guess I don't have a choice," she sighed.
Shinji glanced over as seawater started overflowing the edge of
overlapping adjoining crater and in to the one in where they were. A
second later, the wall of the crater, unable to support the weight and
pressure of the seawater pressing against it, finally gave out and
collapsed inward.
Shinji's eyes widened as he realized that Ritsuko's calculation seemed
to be off by around ten minutes. Perhaps it was because she had never
given it a consideration that the Angel had been constantly ramming
against one side of the crater edge in an attempt to break through it to
make its way to Nerv.
It looked like a massive dam just broke right before his eyes as what
was probably billions of gallons of seawater came flooding in to the
crater, coming straight toward him and Asuka like a wall of water.
Shinji knew that this was bad.
"Oh shit!"
<all ive got so far...>
Ranma: I have a poll for you.
OneShot: Hey, I don't swing that way.
Ranma: A POLL, not a POLE.
OneShot: Oh.
Ranma: Who's hotter? Daphne of Velma from Scooby Do?
OneShot: Daphne. But Velma's kinda hot too. She run's real cute. Okay, my
turn. Who's hotter? Gadget from Chip and Dales Rescue Rangers or Bugs
Bunny in drag?
Ranma: .............Um, I guess I'll hafta choose Bugs Bunny.
OneShot: Um, Bugs Bunny is a guy, y'know....but then again, I don't know
which way you swing, what with you having a pole for me.
Ranma: It's POLL! I just chose Bugs Bunny because he's bigger. Gadget is
too small.
OneShot: I can't believe you came to such a choice based on observations
like that....
-OneShot
Jeffrey "OneShot" Wong
http://www.anime.sobhrach.com/~jeffwong/index.html
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