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Shonen
A Yuyu Hakusho fic
By Chester Casta�eda
gab_ab@edsamail.com.ph
http://www.geocities.com/gabriel_abdiel/fanfiction.htm
Chapter 5... it's ongoing... oh my goddess....
A few more notes before proceeding:
< > indicates character thoughts
" " indicates character speech
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Chapter 5: Outgrowth
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"What now?"
Yusuke Urameshi had to admit that the statement wasn't exactly
conducive to further thought and analysis of his current condition...
which was why, needless to say, he viewed the testimony the most
suitable evaluation of the whole state of affairs.
Yusuke blinked. "Man, I _have_ been hanging around Kurama for too
long."
In short, it was the Urameshi 'call-shit-as-shit' school of
thought. He had no idea what the hell just happened a month ago... or
what the hell he was supposed to do afterwards. It was... a helluva
mess, and he couldn't even begin to imagine how he was to go about
cleaning it up
Even shorter than that... he was pissed. He was very pissed...
and very confused, at that... which pissed him off even more. He
sighed... that, in its utter simplicity, made the most sense to his
mind.
The sleek-haired youth checked his pulse. Yup, it seemed normal...
it had been a month since he encountered Chuuku... on second thought,
he did find the name quite ridiculous... it seemed such a cool
designation at the time but now... bleagh. Still, even with a stupid
title like 'Chuuku,' that thing sure did kick some major ass. The
shadow-man definitely kicked Yusuke's ass... which was more fodder
for his 'pissed' line of thought. Yusuke frowned to this.
The teenage Spirit Detective had been subjected to a unique
condition of ki imbalance... a direct result of his fight with the
'Gothic Faggot.' Ugh.
The thought of that thing getting a crush on Kurama sent chills
all over Yusuke's body... right down to his spine, even... but he had
to cut short that line of thought as well, lest he lose his intended
assessment... which was getting over the fact that some fag with a
gothic shtick beat him up like a stray dog using, of all things,
Kuwabara's body.
What a goddamned sick bastard.
Yusuke hated reflecting over... stuff.
It was only when Yusuke tried to stand up that his priorities
came crashing back to his person. His body shook in rage as he looked
at his trembling fingers, marred with minor nicks and scratches from the
tree stump which held him at bay from slipping entirely into the mushy
ground.
"Dammit," Yusuke cursed silently. He was back to the 'pissed' line
of thought again.
Whatever sexual orientation or silly acquired pseudonyms Chuuku
had, the fact remained that the half-being took a lot out of Yusuke.
Though perhaps the whole event took a lot more out of Kuwabara or Hiei,
Yusuke wasn't spared of any of the consequences of defeat. It was not
merely the humiliation of a loss that pissed him off... no, it was
a lot more than that.
Yusuke closed his eyes in concentration... to find his center of
calm to which his control of his Spiritual Power lay... an exercise
Master Genkai taught him. Painfully taught... hundreds of
repetitions... she was an irritating old gnarled gnome at times.
The spiritual energy of the surrounding marshes... once a
battleground for countless wars... began to swirl around and envelop
the Spirit Detective's body. Soon, his momentary lapse of disorientation
subsided.
<Granny said that this was only temporary and that all I had to do
was go to this marsh from time to time to recu... recup... recover.
Bullshit... why the hell is it taking so long?> Yusuke frustratingly
deliberated.
Genkai also mentioned that this situation was just an 'advanced
version of what happened in the battle with Chu during the first parts
of the Black Martial Arts Tournament.' During Yusuke's said battle with
the drunken fighter, his Rei Ki was nearly totally depleted, coming back
only after a long while... in the middle of the next fight, even.
<But at least it didn't make me friggin' dizzy from time to time
like a pregnant chick!> Yusuke sulked as he exasperatingly sat down once
more, leaning against the rotting piece of wood.
At this point in time he still didn't have enough control of his ki
to enable him to do really cool stuff like blast things with his Rei Gan.
At least _that_ would have given him a measure of satisfaction over the
whole situation... and a helluva great way to vent off all his anger and
frustrations to boot.
<Dammit... I wasn't even able to do anything to help save Kurama,
Hiei... and especially Kuwabara... from that goddamned asshole. I just...
lay there, like a wet dishrag. Damn that fag, Chuuku! Dammit!> Yusuke
gritted his teeth in fury.
Yusuke turned his attention to the remnants of what used to be a
tree. He balled up his fists as he forced himself to stand up, his
knuckles turning white as his nails dug deep into the skin of his palm.
He then focused his rage and wrath on the helpless tree stump, breaking
and snapping up the rotting wood like so many empty stacks of
matchboxes with his furious punches and kicks.
He was promptly brained by an equally enraged Genkai for all his
efforts.
"Are you an idiot?! Do you really _have_ to destroy everything in
your path? Have you no consideration for the beauty of your surroundings
before you unwittingly ruin it? Are you a some sort of living plague to
nature?!" Genkai admonished sternly.
Yusuke rubbed his head hard as he glared back at the Master of the
oh-so-powerful Spirit Light Wave Technique. It was a stupid, half-rotted
tree stump, for Enma's sake. <Feh. I could kick your ass anytime,
granny.>
"Hmph. Try me, then."
Yusuke was taken aback with his master's statement. Sometimes that
old woman just scared the shit out of him. "Whaddya want, granny? Can't
you see that I want some time alone with myself?"
"I don't think even _you_ can stand yourself... I just couldn't see
it," Genkai said off-handedly while Yusuke continued to fume. "Anyway...
I just came here to inform you that Botan had just arrived and is now
speaking to Kurama about... things of interest."
"No shit? It's about fucking time!" Yusuke made a pinching motion
with his fingers. "I was _this_ close to deciding to go to the Spirit
World for the hell of it and settling things with that pacifier-sucking
brat myself."
"I'm not surprised at that." Genkai smiled. "You're not at all
that unpredictable once one figures out that the reason no one can
read your mind is because you usually don't use it in the first
place."
"Oh, shut up, you old hag!" Yusuke said irksomely. "So... did you
catch any interesting news from the ditz? Maybe she has some info on a
way to finally beat that stuck-up fag, Chuuku?"
Genkai smirked at the youth. "It would seem you have quite the
grudge against the soulless one?"
"Hell yeah! Nobody beats up Urameshi Yusuke like a human punching
bag using, of all things, Kuwabara's body! I won't stand for it!"
Yusuke reduced a nearby hollowed and barren tree into toothpicks, not at
all minding Genkai's presence nor whatever consequence she could deliver
upon his person.
Genkai snorted derisively at Yusuke's declaration. "Then you've
already lost, fool."
"What the hell does that supposed to mean?"
Genkai shook her head. "You couldn't take it... being beaten by
this Chuuku... you just couldn't stand it. From your limited experience,
you always _have_ to win every battle you fight... or, if and when you
lose, you just _have_ to stand up again to fight once more... to the
very last drop of your blood, even. There was just too much at stake at
the time for you to lose... you couldn't afford losing."
Yusuke thought for all of three seconds. "Your point being?"
Genkai looked straight up into Yusuke's eyes, the latter suddenly
standing upright in attention.
"You didn't win the fight because it wasn't your fight in the first
place. Chuuku is not your demon to overcome... he is Kurama's demon. I
assure you no great power from even a Class-S youkai would be able to
help him there... if you really want to win this case, leave Kurama to
mind his own demons."
Yusuke was uncharacteristically silent for a few moments before he
replied, "So... whaddya think I should do, Master Genkai? Should I just
stand back and stay away from the problem or something?"
"I said no such thing... do understand that Kurama will need you...
us... more than ever. He'll need everybody's help... our help. But this
is still his fight... you can't always play the hero's role, Yusuke. We
are all responsible for ourselves."
There was another uncharacteristic pause from Yusuke. "I guess...
I'll help out as much as I can. But I swear to you, granny... when I
meet Chuuku again, it'll be payback time for Kurama, Hiei, Kuwabara...
and me, especially."
"Heh... that, I'm very certain of, boy," Genkai acknowledged.
"Just let him come... as soon as we finally get to the bottom of
this, it'll all be over... there'll be nothing to fear!" Yusuke huffed
in his full bravado.
"Just because the Spirit World has finally come up with some
answers to the puzzle, it doesn't necessarily mean that we finally have
the final solution to the dilemma... such confidence is folly," Genkai
berated the obnoxious young lad.
"Feh. Urameshi Yusuke fears nothing... GA-H!"
"YUSUKE!!!"
Yusuke reflexively made an immediate back-pedal toward the remains
of the nearby ravaged tree stump he had used to vent his earlier
aggravations. Now, he wished that he wasn't so hasty at laying waste
such a precious stub, now that its absence afforded one very irritated
Keiko Yukimura a plain view of him. Not that he was afraid of her or
anything... nope, not at all. He was just startled by her... sudden
appearance.
"Urameshi Yusuke fears nothing, huh? Aren't you just full of
yourself?! You asshole!"
"Ow! Owowowowowow! Leggo of my ear, Keiko!" Yusuke heroically
countered. "Where the hell did you come from, you stupid girl?!"
"You're the one who's stupid, stupid! I was so worried, and that's
all you could say for yourself? Not a word from you for a month and now
you act like a complete jerk?" Keiko exclaimed, her eyes moist.
"H-hey! Don't cry!" Yusuke was quite a sight to behold as he
nearly panicked at the sight of a near-tears Keiko, while Genkai just
shook her head in dismay. "H-hold on! Is there something wrong?"
"There's nothing wrong," Keiko quietly said as she slowly turned
her back on the errant Spirit Detective... which flustered said errant
Spirit Detective all the more. She began to saunter off the egress the
marsh.
"Oi, Keiko! Wait up!" Yusuke started, puzzled by Keiko's behavior.
If nothing was wrong, then why was she acting so weird? It didn't make
any sense to him at all. "It's not like I have to report to you every
time something major happens in my life! I don't even do that for
Koenma!"
Keiko stared back at Yusuke, holding the sleek-haired youth at bay
with her fiery eyes and angry pout. She closed her eyes and sighed
loudly.
"Fine."
Yusuke just stared, dumbfounded, at Keiko's retreating figure a
good distance away. He turned to Genkai in askance. "Fine? FINE?! What
the hell did she mean by FINE?!? She certainly didn't look 'fine'!"
Genkai looked at Yusuke once and then heaved a near facsimile of
Keiko's own sigh. "You really have no idea, do you? You go figure
things out for a while longer here in the marsh. Get your priorities
straight."
Yusuke snorted derisively at the statement. "I'd rather be
Chuuku-hunting like Hiei, but it looks like I have nothing better to
do, anyway." He scowled as he stared at the direction Keiko went.
<Feh. Women.>
***
"So... what really happened that day the girl Matsui Asuka offered
herself to Tetsuma Yoshitaka?" Kurama asked earnestly, getting right to
the point. The gap... perhaps even the nexus... between Yoshitaka
Tetsuma, the miracle boy prodigy... and Chuuku, the living dead, could
only be explained by an exacting account of the events that transpired
that fateful day.
Botan looked sheepishly at the kitsune... an apologetic look, to
be sure. "I'm really sorry, Kurama-san... but those particular,
classified files are the very ones Lord Koenma weren't able to
'de-classify.' We couldn't even get a hold of those files... ever since
the 'Black Chapter' crisis, all files with similarly very sensitive
information were that much harder to come by. We really tried our best,
but it would seem at this point only Lord Enma himself could have access
to those files."
Kurama frowned. He was so close to the true answers... yet he was
held at bay by yet another unexpected circumstance. A month... it took a
month for Koenma and his staff to uncover little tidbits of information
about the disreputable Chuuku... yet still all they got for all their
troubles were just that... mere portions and partitions of the fact, but
never the whole truth.
"What do you _actually_ know about Chuuku, Botan?" Kurama yielded,
having no choice with the matter.
"I'm glad you asked!" Botan said cheerily, much to Kurama's
befuddlement.
"Tetsuma Yoshitaka had shattered his soul. That in itself was quite
a feat to accomplish... a feat which mightily impressed the Great Lord
Enma... so impressed was he that he actually considered Tetsuma
employment in our fine institution."
Kurama's eyes went wide with wonder as Botan continued with her
little presentation... involving spectacles with swirls, a fake nose
and mustache, as well as... strangely enough... Kabuki, from what he
could make out of it. Botan proceeded to put on the weird glasses,
having a somber look on her features.
"I, Great Lord Enma, am very pleased with your capabilities. I
could make great use of you and your... unique situation," Botan said in
a grave baritone. She then took off the 'mustached' glasses and
deadpanned her voice. "There's nothing left for me in this cruel world.
I, Tetsuma Yoshitaka, offer myself up to you, Great Lord Enma. I am your
tool, your own personal marionette."
<I see... so Lord Enma himself asked Tetsuma to be in his
service... and Tetsuma accepted. Could it have been... a self-inflicted
punishment for whatever happened that fateful day his soul was
shattered?> Kurama considered. He stopped his deliberations cold when
Botan, again wearing the silly-looking eyeglasses, began laughing
hysterically. Kurama blinked and sweatdropped... a feat he thought only
Yusuke could make him accomplish.
"OHOHOHOHOHO!!! Is that so? Well, then... I have some pesky souls
in mind which I want you to get rid off. You will become my special
ferry-boy... no tight fitting kimono and long oars, though. You're not
pretty enough for that." Seeing that she had Kurama's rapt and
undivided attention, Botan continued in a grimmer, less cheesy tone.
"I want you to become the deliverer of nihility over souls which
are so damned that they do not even deserve Hell. That is your duty...
to deliver unto emptiness those far beyond damned... far beyond
salvation... far beyond fate and destiny...."
Kurama nodded thoughtfully. So the Spirit World was more or less
partly responsible for the creation of the being they knew now as
Chuuku.
"Far beyond an eternity of fire and brimstone... located
conveniently at Level 17 Block 8 of the Corporeal Punishments Sector!"
"Um... uh... that was very informative, Botan-chan. Thank you."
Kurama held up his hands in surrender right at the apex of the
ferry-girl's performance.
"Really? I thought so too! OHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!" Botan laughed
maniacally, forgetting that she still had on the glasses with the fake
nose and mustache. It made for a pretty disturbing sight.
Coughing once, Kurama again meditated heavily on the recently
relayed information. "So Tetsuma Yoshitaka voluntarily gave himself to
Great Lord Enma's hands as a... tool of some sort?"
"Correct," Botan confirmed in an unnatural baritone, adopting a
grim demeanor. "Testuma was my puppet."
Kurama further inquired, "What sort of puppet?" He then gestured
towards Botan's face discreetly.
"Well, from what I remember, Great Lord Enma made use of Tetsuma,
said usage being his 'ultimate punishment' of sorts," Botan thoughtfully
answered, pensively scratching her mustache. "He destroyed those really
evil spirits ... y'know, the ones that we couldn't afford to reincarnate
but are too stubborn to pass on... hm? What is it, Kurama? Is there
something on my face?"
Kurama sighed as he waved off Botan's question. "So since he can
destroy the immortal soul, Enma Daio used him for the purpose of
exterminating spirits," he supposed, adding, "Probably to make the
Spirit World more 'efficient,' right, Botan-chan?"
"Ehehehehe... methinks you've gotten it right for the most part...
the last part I can imagine to be Enma Daio's own sentiments as well."
Botan laughed half-heartedly at that.
Kurama pondered heavily on the recent news. There were still too
many things left to be considered, too many pieces of the puzzle still
missing... the pieces that he did have didn't quite fit well together.
He needed the missing, chief piece... one that would connect all the
pieces of the puzzle together, so that things would finally make sense
at last... or at least one correct piece that would put him in the right
direction.
"Oi, Kurama? You ok, you hot piece of bishonen..." Botan started,
quickly halting her sentence near the end as the kitsune stared at her
in an odd manner. "I guess you're alright then," she merrily evaluated.
"Uh... yes. Thank you," Kurama assured, sweatdropping.
"Alright! Mission accomplished!" Botan gaily proclaimed, waving a
'v' sign with her two fingers. "Well, anyway... we'll just keep you
posted on any future happenings. Remember, we're keeping a 'don't call
us, we'll call you' policy. Yay! This was easier than I expected." Botan
giggled as she congratulated herself for a job well done. She then began
her delighted descent from the mountaintop temple.
Kurama sweatdropped again, blinking... twice this had happened
today, and Yusuke was nowhere in sight. He was impressed. He waved
goodbye to the silly ferry-girl. "I'll just tell Yusuke the news
whenever."
Botan stopped in mid-skip and considered the youko's words. "Hm...
yeah. I suppose you could do that." Nodding to herself, she resumed her
merry skip. Realization struck her by the time she reached her sixth
skip.
"Omigosh Yusuke where is he Kurama where is Yusuke?!" Botan babbled
in one breath.
"Uh... why do you ask?" Kurama queried the excitable ferry-girl.
"I didn't tell you? You didn't know? I didn't tell you? I didn't
know? I mean... Yusuke is now officially in a mission to track down
Chuuku!"
"A _mission_, eh?" A voice behind Botan said. A chill formed at the
base of the ferry-girl's neck. Botan shivered.
"Ah! He-hello, Keiko-chan! Where've you been up to? I mean, what
have you been? I mean... oooh, headache!" Botan blabbered as she
pointedly avoided facing Keiko's way... because the situation was kind
of like feng shuei, really. If one faced the wrong direction, you'd
have to deal with really bad karma.
"I've been around," Keiko replied. She politely greeted, "Hello,
Kurama-san... Botan-chan," before making her way back into Genkai's
abode. Kurama gave a hesitant wave before he was answered back by the
audible shutting of the sliding doors.
Before either Kurama or Botan could recover from the incident, they
were then greeted by a loud, "WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM, KEIKO?" a
good eight decimeters away, further adding to their confusion.
Yusuke grudgingly trudged forward, the very personification of
chaos and confusion, followed by a contrastingly serene Genkai at
a more sedate pace.
Botan and Kurama quietly watched, in rapt attention of the
spectacular drama unfolding before them... it was quite a sight to
behold indeed. No wonder, since Yusuke Urameshi was the star of the
show, it was sure to be... something. They eyed Yusuke's performance
carefully... all of his intricate gestures... his uncanny bravado...
his gift of gab....
"FOR FUCK'S SAKES WILL YOU FUCKING GET THE FUCK OUT OF THAT
FUCKING DOOR AND GIVE ME A FUCKING STRAIGHT ANSWER ALREADY?! You know
I'm going to stick with you like stink on shit anyway, so you should
just save us both the trouble and tell me what the fuck is wrong!"
"Uh... Yusuke... um..." Kurama started, in an attempt to get
Yusuke's attention... all five seconds of it, if he was lucky.
"Yusuke-kun, we're finally on an official mission to hunt down Chuuku,
just like you wanted."
"Hm," was what Yusuke had to say about it. Now Kurama was
truly shocked. Yusuke continued his discourse with the two sliding
doors, mumbling to himself, "Is she going just to bitch around the whole
day? What the heck is she doing here in the first place? Shit... bitch,
bitch, bitch... bitchin' for no apparent reason... that's all she ever
does!"
"It looks as if there's nothing more we could do... he's in his own
world now." Botan shrugged as she scratched her mustache in defeat. She
then materialized her paddle and promptly beat the crap out of Yusuke.
Yusuke was finally released from his stupor as he looked at a
panting Botan looming over him with a broken paddle. "What just
happened? What's going on? Why did the mustached man in a pink kimono
beat me up with a paddle?"
Kurama winced and turned his head away, anticipating the worst. By
the time he opened his eyes, there was almost nothing left of the paddle
held by a panting, seething Botan. Thankfully, her silly swirly
eyeglasses, fake-nose and mustache disguise had already fallen off
of her face in her excitement.
"You asshole! No wonder Keiko was so angry with you... it's this
mouth! This mouth!" Botan began stretching said mouth to various
proportions in her anger.
"Bowtawng?" Yusuke said in askance. "Ith thath you, bwitch? HEYTH,
LEGGOW MY MOUWTH!" Yusuke requested as intelligibly as possible.
Regaining his perilous control over speech, he kindly asked, "What's
the big idea beating me up with that paddle of yours, bitch?"
"And what's the big idea calling me a mustached cross-dresser,
huh?" Botan countered.
"YOU beat ME up with the paddle first! And you had that
stupid-ass disguise on... what was I suppose to think? You looked
like my junior high math teacher in a dress! That was just disgusting!"
"It's sooo not stupid! It's cute, funny and cool! I'm not hearing
this, la la la la...."
Kurama coughed once to get their notice. Surprised that _that_
worked, he then decided to make full use of their short attention
span.
"Botan, Yusuke is now officially in a mission, right?"
Both ferry-girl and half-demon stared blankly at Kurama.
After about half a minute, Botan smacked the palm of her hand
in realization. "That's right!" Kurama sighed in relief.
"REALLY? After all this time, it has finally come true? YEAH!"
Yusuke exclaimed.
"Really, really!" Botan cheered, grinning ear to ear as she held
both of Yusuke's hands in front of her in celebration. "I'm so happy
for you."
"Feh. It's not that I actually need permission from the Spirit
World or anything... it just came at the exact time when I finally
decided to go after Chuuku instead of just wasting my time here,
waiting around," Yusuke scoffed, to which Botan nodded to
patronizingly. "But you've got to admit... it's about fucking time! Wait
till I get my hands on that Chuuku character... ghost or no ghost, I'm
gonna kick his ass! This is the going to be best mission yet, right?
Botan? Kurama?"
"...." Botan and Kurama both chorused, wide-eyed in apparent
horror.
"Uh...." Yusuke scratched the back of his head in bafflement.
Perhaps there was bird shit on his head? <Nope... that's my gel. Boy,
are these two acting weird or what.> He then suddenly felt a chill on
the nape of his neck. <What is this terrible presence I feel!?>
"I see. The best mission yet... right, Yusuke-kun?" a
saccharine-sweet voice said.
<SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME, JEEZ!> Yusuke boggled at the young
girl before him. "Ulp... K-K-K-Keiko!" He nonchalantly fell as he
casually broke the wooden post he was leaning on into splinters.
"Ehehe... nice weather we're having, eh?"
He was greeted again by his familiar companions... the shut
wooden sliding doors.
"So you're actually excited about that supposed 'mission' of
yours, huh? You JERK!" a muted voice called out none-too-gently.
Torn from turning his attentions to either the recently announced
mission or a very angry Keiko made Yusuke quite a funny sight.
***
Upon the empty hallways of what was once a bustling community of
students walked Kaito Yuu. A bespectacled youth nineteen years of
age, with half-lidded yet intelligent eyes, thick black curly hair, a
wide frame jarred by lanky limbs and a face suffering from prepubescent
acne; he was what a passerby would call as the conventional bookish
student... or, for lack of a better word, the stereotypical nerd. Not
that he would particularly care much for the title... neither did he
care much for the fact that his scrupulous actions during that weekday
afternoon actually complemented his physical typecast.
He had always liked the quiet of the school grounds in the
afternoon. Since he was such a familiar face during the after-school
hours, the custodians didn't mind him being there at all. His slow and
calculated steps stopped short upon seeing what was posted upon the
glass-encased bulletin board.
Kaito Yuu: Top One.
Kaito gave a derisive snort. <Top one? What of it?> He knew he
easily surpassed a large percentage of the student body when it came
to academics... even though Meiou High was such a prestigious school to
begin with, he was in a class all his own. <Getting this rank was a
joke... it wasn't even a challenge for me. How insulting.>
Kaito scanned the list for a certain name... the only one that
actually held a passing interest to him. Surprisingly, it wasn't there.
The pedantic youth shook his head in dismay. <Such a waste. He was
certain to make it at the third rank at the least of his efforts,
knowing the below par academic performance of the other students.>
<Whatever happened to you, Minamino Shuichi?> Kaito deliberated
to himself. He had asked around the faculty to confirm his
suspicions... sure enough, Minamino asked for a leave of absence to
attend to some 'family matters'... the red-haired prodigy requested for
some special make-up exams instead. He practically pleaded for them,
even... as such, he wasn't qualified for the top ten by default.
<Feh... family matters, eh? It has been nearly a month since you've
disappeared from the face of Meiou High. I wonder why....>
"Oi! Kaito! Stop gawking at that bulletin board already! We know,
we know... you're the top dog in your class! So quit being so
self-absorbed and come join us!" It was the yellow-haired punk Kido
Asato talking... with his other associate Mitsunari Yanagisawa by his
side. His two associates from Shohoku Middle School. They were such...
immature accomplices, with no appreciation nor respect for a man deep
in thought.
"Oi," Kaito condescendingly greeted his two acquaintances as he
scuffled toward their general direction, his meditations left for
another day.
***
"Still sulking around, I see," Shizuru greeted the prone, blanketed
form inside the laid-out futon as she carried various bath
paraphernalia. "It's bath time, little brother."
Kuwabara Kazuma held his gaze at the ceiling... actually, not
really looking at it, but rather seemingly staring through it, like
it didn't exist. The same could be said with his perception and
attitude towards everything else around him.
"Hey, you red-haired freak! Perhaps you'd rather that I bathe you
like a little boy?" Shizuru taunted. "Don't tell me... you're ashamed
about a little something, eh? I'll understand, since I'm your sister."
The thinly-veiled insult caused a shift of sudden movement on her
brother's part. Shizuru could barely hide her smile at Kuwabara's
reaction regarding her little poke at his manhood. He was painfully
predictable.
Kuwabara merely took away the kettle, the towels, and sponge before
saying, "You can go now. I can manage on my own."
<Damn... that li'l poke on his manhood thing always worked before.
Why does he have to be so damn fucking over-melodramatic anyway?>
Shizuru fumed silently as she wished she had a cigarette in hand right
about now to appease her anger, lest it boils over strong enough to make
her pour the scalding contents of the kettle over his little brother's
little head. <Who knows? Maybe it'll change the color of his gross
red hair.>
Kuwabara sighed as he mumbled, "I'm not in the mood for this."
Shizuru heaved her own heavy sigh as she decided to mess with her
brother's head a little bit longer. "Well?"
"'Well' what?"
The elder Kazuma crossed her arms as she looked at Kuwabara
nonchalantly. "Aren't you going to bathe? Well, go ahead."
"Not with an audience, I'm not!" was what Shizuru expected her
banal little brother to say. Which was why she was surprised to
hear, "You never really changed... ne, sis?"
"What the hell is that supposed to mean?" Shizuru all but
shouted, taken aback by her brother's words. Her demeanor remained the
same but she inwardly cringed at what her brother's statement implied.
"What I mean is... this!" Kuwabara gestured his arms wide to
emphasize his point. "You always, _always_ have to avoid the real
issue... you always go on the high road... you don't want to face
emotional troubles and shit! You slink around it, sneak your way through
it, but you never confront it... especially if it's a goddamn sort of
problem you can't solve! You ignore it until it goes away... that's
what you do. You're always like this!"
Enlivened by his own morbid enthusiasm, the younger Kazuma sat up
straight, looking at his sister straight in the eye, daring her to
speak. Upon hearing no contentions to his wordless challenge, he
continued his impassioned yet pitiable speech, " What? No words of
encouragement for your little brother? Aren't you going to say, 'It is
not your fault, Kuwabara,' or, 'Hang in there, kiddo,' or 'Nothing can
be done about it... just let go and do your best'? Where are your words
of encouragement, sis? Am I too contemptible for you to spare any pity
at all? What? Can't answer? Cat got your tongue?"
Shizuru slapped Kuwabara hard on the cheek and pushed him back on
his futon as she got up. Turning towards his general direction as she
looked down on him, she hotly replied, "So what are you going to do
about it?
Greeted with confused silence, Shizuru prodded on, saying, "Not
quite the response you were looking for either, eh? I have been putting
up with your bullshit for weeks on end ever since you've regained
consciousness... but you just moped and whined on and on... well, I'm
fucking sick of it. You should get over yourself. You don't need
lip-service, you need to get your ass off of that futon and do
something. Grow up."
"So this is all the concern I get after being possessed? Suddenly
it's all my fault?" Kuwabara mumbled sullenly yet half-heartedly.
"Shut yer trap. You hate bullshitting, right? Fine, then... I'll
give it to you straight, no bullshit. You know as well as I that it
was all your fault, so don't go whining 'It was all my fault' to win
some sympathy 'coz you won't get it from me. Don't wallow in self-pity
for your own convenience. Do something about it."
"Dammit, I wasn't having a pity party for myself because it was
convenient! How could you be so cruel?" Kuwabara vehemently replied, his
cheeks burning in a mixture of rage and embarrassment. "After everything
I've been through, you won't even spare compassion or even pity?"
"Pity, yes," Shizuru said, unperturbed by his brother's burst of
emotion. "Compassion? No. Compassion would need respect and, quite
frankly, I have little to none for you right now. So stop whining
already. Moping won't help you in your situation. What now, Kuwabara?"
Upon receiving a dumbfounded stare on her idiotic brother's face
as a response to her question, Shizuru heaved a sigh as she started
to leave.
Kuwabara came out of his reverie in time to see his sister's back
facing him as she began her departure from the room. He winced as a
memory permeated in his consciousness.
It was a memory of the retreating form of a sleek-haired youth,
his back turned in the same manner.
"Hold on a minute! Don't you dare turn your back on me!" Kuwabara
Kazuma's eyes were flaring in bright-red passion as he quickly stood
up, now pointing at Yusuke's apparition in the same manner as before,
whenever he issued a challenge to him. "Don't you ever look down on
me!"
"Let's fight! We must know who really is the best! Right here!
Right now! Today's your lucky day! I will make you experience how it
feels like to be a loser!" Kuwabara recited from his memory, playing out
the scene in his mind.
"Really?" Yusuke's visage formed a particularly nasty grin... one
which Kuwabara knew very well. It still gave him chills up his spine by
just remembering it. "This is just great! I'm totally pissed right now.
I feel like beating up someone today. Man, you're the one who's gonna
make me feel so much better," the imaginary specter said... just the
way Kuwabara recalled it.
The dark smile never left the phantom Yusuke's face as he suddenly
charged at the honorable and manly Kuwabara Kazuma. Then there was
unworldly pain. Kuwabara never realized that he had such a lively
imagination.
"Oi, Yusuke... he just came out of a two-week comma. I don't want
him relapsing into another one, 'k?" Shizuru casually said, a ghost of
a smile creeping in the edges of her mouth.
"GA-H! This really _is_ Yusuke?! OWWW! YUSUKEEEE, YOU BASTARD!!!"
***
As the lecturer droned on and on about the Roman culture et al,
Kaito let his mind wander for a while longer. <Their founders Romulus
and Remus was raised by a bitch, their tendency to copycat showed that
they were as creative as celery, and their overzealous appetites created
such structural marvels as the 'vomitorium'... sheesh, what is the point
in all this?> the supercilious adolescent summarized in his head every
time the teacher enumerated topic after mind-numbing topic. <Feh... like
don't already know enough of this dreary subject.>
<The teacher... Isako-sensei... personally, I have nothing against
him, but....> Kaito looked at the middle-aged, beady-eyed professor, his
constant monotone, reminiscent of bees hovering nearby, lulling him into
what he would call as a 'waking slumber'... where one was not only
half-awake, but also suffering in shallow sleepiness.
<All these dates, places, names... a trivial pursuit concluding to
a complete synopsis of Man's eternal quest for knowledge ironically
resulting in mere idiocy, the cycle repeating again, and again, and
again... just like the constant droning of this... this...
automaton-for-an-educator....>
But even he was getting tired in overanalyzing the situation...
his only recompense to the ever-foreboding lethargy threatening to
engulf him in a barrage of pure, apathy-induced tedium.
<Here's the understatement of the millennium... History is boring.
Cycle after vicious cycle turning and spinning around each other like
intricate clockwork in a constant tick-tock... rotating again and again
until the very essence of your sanity is grinded into potpourri... it's
more than a mere genius can take.> Annoyed, he doodled mindlessly on
his mostly empty notebook, trying to tune out whatever gibberish his
mentor was spewing out... to him, his repetitive prattling was
sounding more and more like a constant irrevocable hum instead of
actual, intelligible speech.
<Past deeds are past deeds... remembrance of inconsequential
events and all other frivolities surrounding it is of no interest to
me. Let the goddamned Romans be, for goodness sakes! What happens to
the present is what concerns me the most.> He started doodling again,
but this time his doodles gave form to legible characters. <Subject:
Minamino Shuichi,> he parroted the hastily scrawled writings in his
mind.
Having a new distraction to aim his critical mind at, Kaito
scribbled underneath another name with a flourish at the end of his
injudicious strokes.
<Kurama.>
<Perfect.> He smiled to himself, chuckling... not at all minding
the curious eyes that wandered over his desk and his person, surprised
and apprehensive at his rare display of emotion.
He turned introspective again as he looked blankly at his dirtied
script. <Being on the top of the class was my only joy for a long time
in school since I only excel in this area... academics. That much I can
admit to myself. I am neither socially nor physically attractive... but
for a long time I was rather content with my superior academic standing
and intellect... till Minamino Shuichi came into my life.>
He tried sketching his nefarious rival in the paper, but hastily
decided that he was more of an intellectual, and not an artist. <He was
everything that I was not... handsome and popular... but I couldn't care
less about that. The worst of all... worst of all....>
He remembered his slack-jawed expression on the glass of the
familiar bulletin board when he saw his name on the second rank. Right
above it was Shuichi Minamino's name. <I thought my eyes were deceiving
me... I was rendered in a state of utter disbelief. It was completely
unreasonable for this doppelganger to suddenly be so... so...
repulsively perfect. He already had everything... how dare he take my
only joy?>
In his memories, Kaito saw beside him a mob of various
well-wishers... mostly female... congratulating a nauseatingly modest
Shuichi Minamino, his hand at the back of his head and all. <Popular...
good-looking... congenial... and now a phenomenal genius. I couldn't
stand for it... I wasn't only good at academics, but I was the best.
For him to simply waltz around and turn my world upside-down like
nobody's business was simply unacceptable.>
Shuichi Minamino's thespian performance grated Kaito's nerves
to no end. His utter... faultlessness annoyed him in ways he couldn't
even dream possible. To take away academics from Kaito Yuu's world was
tantamount to taking an arm or a leg from his person. <I would become a
decrepit nothing.> Yet after that incident, for the first time ever
since he started school... for the first time in his life he found
something enjoyable to do.
It wasn't just the studying itself that was so satisfying...
before, he did it only for the sake of being in a higher level than his
less-gifted classmates... an elitist attitude, for sure... but for the
first time he actually had to strive to attain perfection... he was
at last challenged and compelled to see a natural talent develop into
fulfillment.
<So the incident helped me... in ways I couldn't imagine... soon,
I realized that I was both overestimating and underestimating my own
abilities at the same time... overestimating in the sense that I thought
I was already beyond fault, underestimating in the sense that I thought
I could be no better than I already am now. I finally realized my own
self-worth.> Kaito idly checked to see if Isako-sensei had already left.
To his chagrin, he was still there, listening intently to a nervous
student recite. The introspective boy let his mind wander some more,
not to be bothered with the dreariness of recitation.
<What was so fascinating to me was that once upon a time, my
natural talent in academics was the very thing that kept me from
realizing my true potential. I kept using that as my excuse or
everything. It was my justification for all my inadequacies... not
good in sports and physical education? That's all right... I'm good at
academics. That's enough. Not good in social situations and group
dynamics? It's ok... I'm smart. I'm smarter than any of them... than
all of them. They don't deserve my notice... they are below it.>
Kaito chuckled to himself. <My own talents stunted my growth and
development as an individual and as a social being. But all that
changed during those last two years... I rediscovered myself through
perseverance and will. I renewed myself... becoming truly whole, now
knowing what I am truly capable of... what I truly am.>
Reminiscing, nostalgia took free reign of Kaito's senses.
***
It was a familiar setting. Kaito Yuu was standing in the familiar
spot in the hallway, checking to see the latest post in the bulletin
board. Classmates and students, familiar and unfamiliar, were all used
to this scenario as they made their way around the riveted youth, all
but ignoring him. Nodding to himself in affirmation, Kaito
absentmindedly tapped on the glass in front of the posted top scores
in last week's Physics examinations.
<Ah... Minamino is ahead of me by four points.> In the corner of
his eye, Kaito could make out the usual silhouette of a familiar
long-haired form making his way through the hallway in his usual
hurry.
"Minamino," Kaito said simply, as if merely acknowledging the
red-haired boy's presence. The red-haired boy turned his attentions
to the unassuming youth, politely giving a nod in askance. He did seem
a bit relieved though, as evidenced by his inching away so very
discreetly from the myriad of female well-wishers circling around him
like vultures.
Kaito hadn't even taken away his gaze at the bulletin board as he
spoke, "Minamino, you're slipping. Even though again you've gotten the
highest grade, you could have done better... you usually could outdo
me easily by ten points or so."
Minamino scratched the back of his head in his usual feign of
ignorance as he sheepishly said, "Really, Kaito? I wasn't really keeping
count."
"You easily made eight mistakes, three of them I got. Most of them
you could have simply avoided by reading and following the instructions
carefully. It seems your mind was wandering during the test," Kaito
calculatedly evaluated. "I do not like having a below par rival,
Minamino... lately, your perfect record for attendance has been
inexplicably tarnished by surreptitious absences."
"Ah... it's really nice that you consider me as a rival, Kaito...
but I do have other responsibilities to attend to aside from school."
Minamino laughed in a decidedly stilted manner.
"Never you mind, Minamino... it's just a matter of time before
it'd be me who would get the top rank. Please, don't be left behind,"
Kaito said in his typical deadpan.
"I'm sure that you could do it. You are certainly the most
deserving... after all, you're the one who studies the hardest in the
whole class! I truly found your History report just a while ago
to be insightful and...."
Minamino suddenly halted in mid-sentence as Kaito motioned him to
stop. The red-haired boy fell silent as Kaito spoke.
"My History report was below par yours, even though you had
probably less than a day to prepare for it given the erratic nature of
your school attendance. I have no need to be patronized."
Minamino blinked once at the declaration and then smiled. Nodding
to himself, he addressed Kaito in a less condescending manner. "Very
well... if you really insist, I'll be frank. Yuu Kaito, it'll take you
a millennium to reach my level of intelligence... and in every single
year of those hundreds of years you would have to study with your life.
If that is the only statement you can accept from me, so be it."
"I'll shorten it to a month's time... at most half a year's
time... to get to that level," Kaito said as he started to leave. "You
are stagnated while I am dynamic... though I still expect no less than
a challenge from you, Minamino Shuichi."
***
<So it was a rather productive two years, if I may say so myself,>
Kaito assessed. <It may be true that I never bettered Minamino Shuichi
in any subject whenever he could attend school... the closest I ever
got was a one point difference in favor of him in English. But I can
honestly say that I thoroughly enjoyed those two years.>
<But it wasn't at all nearly as interesting as what happened just
recently... when strange things suddenly occurred around our area...
around Meiou, particularly. Horror stories of missing students and
bizarre things happening to people... perplexing diseases spreading
like a contagion that not even modern medicine could explain...
people dying of mere fatigue. I couldn't care less about such things
if I myself haven't experienced those things first hand....>
<I could not remember how exactly I met up with the old woman
known as Genkai... or perhaps it was the other way around and she
found me... found us, actually... that didn't matter much to me
either.> Kaito smiled. <What matters was that I finally had a chance
to learn all about the enigma that was Minamino Shuichi and the truth
behind that puzzling statement he once told me....>
"Yuu Kaito, it'll take you a millennium to reach my level...."
***
"Yuu Kaito is your name, is it not?" the old woman wearing what
seemed to be oriental ancient chinese clothes said. Kaito looked at her
apprehensively and nodded.
He eyed warily the two other people inside the room... the way they
were acting, with their mouths agape as they gazed around at the whole
interior of the abandoned house reminiscent of little children in those
haunted houses confirmed that they also have no idea where they were or
what was going on... which was typical. The reflective youth guessed
that though they all looked about the same age, he was the eldest of
the two.
<Immature,> Kaito concluded to himself as he warily eyed his two
presumably would-be associates.
"I believe you haven't met each other yet," the elderly woman
stated the obvious. Kaito remembered the old lady introducing herself
beforehand. What was her name? Genki? Remembering the names of complete
strangers wasn't exactly his forte.
"Oh... heh... I'm A-Asato Kido. It's nice to meet you," the
bleached-haired, gothic-looking youth formally greeted. The dark lines
under his eyes made him look like a drug addict... a delinquent, at the
very least. The shaking hand he offered rather reinforced the idea in
Kaito's head. He cautiously looked at the said hand but made no move to
shake it.
Kaito nearly jumped out of his skin as he saw... a completely
three-dimensional version of himself... bound over him and said in an
exaggeratedly comic voice, "Oi!"
"My, you're a jumpy one," the nightmarish phantom-clone of Kaito
said. It then suddenly morphed into a droopy-eyed, broom-haired... for
lack of a better word... freak. "This changing-into-different-persons
ability I got was one of the reasons why I'm here... I think. I would
presume you would have the same... er... problem?"
Hearing no response, the broom-haired delinquent continued.
"Yanagisawa Mitsunari, at your service... but you can call me Yanagi."
<Speak for yourself, you broom-haired freak,> was what Kaito meant
to say, but instead he simply went with, "I'm Yuu Kaito."
"You can easily see from your uniforms that you all came from
different schools... Yanagi and Kido came from Shohoku Middle School...
and Kaito-san here came from Meiou High."
Yanagi made a low whistle. "Meiou? That's a top notch school."
The old woman turned toward Kaito. "I already talked to the two
about their specific mission concerning our soon-to-be-incoming
visitors. They're task would be relatively easy." She snorted
derisively as she said, "Considering who their target is."
Kaito nodded slowly, doing his best not to show how... alarmed
he was with all the sudden developments happening around him. "These
missions you're talking about... this is in concern with what has
been happening in our area lately, as well as with...."
"What has been going on with you?" the matured martial artist
finished for him. "Of course, of course. All will be explained soon.
Your particular newfound... abilities would be of great use to our
agenda... furthermore, I haven't exactly picked you out by random.
There's a reason why you were picked... and now that you've all
agreed to assist me, it's all for the best."
With one of Kaito's eyebrows raised in curiosity, the strange
woman continued. "I'm sure you know of a certain Minamino Shuichi in
your class, yes?" That piqued Kaito's interest.
"With the others who are about to come here, Kido and Yanagi are
enough. But for the one known as Kurama, I will need your help,
Kaito-san." The elderly woman smiled, which made Kaito strangely
queasy. "Follow me... we have a lot to talk about."
***
Kaito again looked at the hastily scribbled characters on his
notebook, fixating his gaze upon one name. <Kurama.>
<So Minamino Shuichi was actually a former resident of the Demon
World, also known as the great and powerful Demon World thief, the
cunning and mercenary Youko Kurama.> Kaito chuckled to himself once
more. <My, I'm surprised I was able to summarize that in one sentence.>
He remembered the concomitant affair after the meeting. What Genkai
said was true... the others were near worthless in the intellectual
battle that occurred inside the room-wide territory where only his
rules of rational thinking and appropriate judgment existed while the
laws of physics and violence did not. With his acquired special
abilities, he could literally create his own world... a world where only
the best thinkers could survive.
<But I had to bend my agreement with Genkai a little so that I
could actually try and test Kurama myself... it would have been out of
character of me not to do so,> Kaito wistfully remembered. The resulting
conclusion to the cerebral contest was far from what Kaito expected from
a cold and calculating demon fox.
<Absurd and jocular laughter... unbelievable... I lost because
of absurd and jocular laughter,> Kaito thought, in a mixture of
embarrassment and amusement on his part. It was his own laughter that
defeated him in the contest of silence he and Kurama devised against
each other.
He didn't know what made him laugh... what made him throw away the
chance to beat Kurama. <Or was it Minamino?> Was he so incredibly
intimidated of the fact that Kurama was a legendary demon fox that when
the so-called demon fox showed that silly face he laughed in relief? Or
perhaps... god-be-damned... that silly face was a really funny one?
Kaito chuckled in remembrance. Maybe it _was_ because of the
funny-looking face Kurama made. Again, the great Shuichi Minamino had
used an unknown angle in the whole matter to his advantage to rise
above the ever-striving, second-best Kaito Yuu.
<Or maybe the face he made was just really funny.> Kaito sniggered.
He just couldn't bring himself to seriously analyze such a give-away
fight. <One thing for sure, that Minamino is certainly full of
surprises.>
<Ah... his double-life... that would certainly explain his
continuous absences even though he's still considered an ace student.
Hell, it would explain why he's still considered an ace student even
though of his continuous absences,> Kaito reasoned. <It would figure
that his double-life would be the very culprit to his latest absence
but that's not the interesting part of this train of thought.>
One question still intrigued the judicious boy. <Was it Minamino
Shuichi or Kurama which I fought then and there?> For most of his High
School life, he always challenged the one known as Shuichi Minamino...
there was no Kurama in the equation. Perhaps he was known as such by
his colleagues in the Spirit World, but not by his classmates, friends
and admirers in Meiou High... that was another world altogether.
<Who was this Kurama anyway?> Kaito remembered asking this question
over and over again in his mind and to others involved ever since Genkai
revealed to him his rival's true past. <Demon plants and Demon foxes
aside... what made the base components of this person who had three
identities altogether... the youko, the human and the person in
between?>
Kaito smirked. <Why should it matter? A rival is a rival... it's
quite apparent what choice he had made and who he's going to be. It
is Minamino Shuichi who is my rival. It was Minamino Shuichi whom I
fought with in that abandoned house during those weird times...
Minamino Shuichi is my rival, now and forever.>
***
"How long do you think he'll be sitting there, talking to himself?"
one of Kaito's classmates said as he watched the scholarly youth sit and
chuckle to himself inside the classroom in all his lonesome. "Doesn't he
know that we've already been dismissed thirty minutes ago?"
"You want to bet on just how long can he keep that up?" the other
one asked, grinning.
"I dunno. He's starting to _really_ weird me out... he's already
mumbling stuff about Minamino. I didn't realize he swung that way. I
think I'll pass."
"Whatever, dude. Maybe his creepy little posse from Shohoku will
wake him up from his trance or something."
"They're into voodoo, I tell ya."
The two suddenly jumped up in surprised when Kaito suddenly
stood up and pointed valiantly toward the other doorway, crying out,
"Minamino Shuichi has returned!"
"Uh... how'd you figure that?" the thinner, taller one of his
nameless classmates said.
"Are you using the dark arts to predict the whereabouts of your
significant other?" the shorter, weasel-like one said from behind the
stick figure classmate. Kaito made a mental note to at least try to
remember his classmates' names next time... or at least the ones
with whom he was frequently acquainted.
"Actually... my first clue was when I saw Minamino's little
admirer waving a banner saying, 'Sempai is back!' outside the school
yard, from my vantage point near the window." Kaito plainly said as
his unidentified contemporaries facefaulted.
"MOVE OUT OF THE WAY, YOU CLODS!"
"ACK! It's a stampede!"
"Away with you! Shu-chan is back!"
"You harlot, don't call Minamino-sama that!"
"OW, Hey, my FOOT!"
"Oh yeah... my second clue was the gaggle of girls stampeding in
the hallway," Kaito said to the two disheveled figures holding onto
each other for dear life as they shivered in petrified horror. He
nodded his goodbyes to them and left.
<Well, well... life goes on in Meiou High.>
***
To be Continued...
Next: Shuichi Minamino's everyday life... continues.
Note that I put in the title _Shonen_ not _Shonen-Ai_. Shonen-Ai
(male-male relationship) and yaoi are just not my cup of tea. This
is dedicated to Chimamire Kitsune for giving me the inspiration to
write this fic...wherever you are, this is for you.
Disclaimer: All characters used in this fanfic (save some others)
are the rightful property of Yoshishiro Togashi, Shueisha, Fuji TV
and St. Pierrot. Don't sue me please, I'm very poor.
Ja ne!
C. Casta�eda
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