[FFML] [FFML][Spamfic] Magic Hunter Ranma

Disclaimer goes here: I'd just like to frankly admit that yes, I am plagiarizing many fine anime and manga here. I also freely admit that no profit will ever be made by the words that are written here much to my dismay. Now onto the story! Hmmm, but where to begin..ah screw it, I'll start at the end. If anyone wants to find out how it starts, drop me an email.

Magic Hunter Ranma

Scene: The end

A pigtailed figure in red and black clothing quickly dove around the corner of the school, rolling to a stop with her back to the wall and her rather abundant bosom heaving as she tried to catch her breath. *Man! She's tough! How the heck am I supposed to beat her?* thought our erstwhile hero. "I'm glad no one's here ta see this," she muttered darkly.

"Ahh ha! I found you! Firey, weaken the Change card so I can capture it!!" Suddenly the world around Ranma went red as trails of fire began to spiral around him. Sakura was drawing back her staff to capture the Change Card (hey, he changed from a boy to a girl in front of her, what else could it be?) when her pint sized guardian Kero flew up beside her. "Sakura be careful.." That was as far as he got when the figure engulfed in the spiraling pillar of flame suddenly shouted out "Hiryuu Shoten HAAA!!!" The towering inferno disappeared and in its place a massive tornado was formed. Accompanied by a Doppler shifting "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Kero was quickly sucked into the funnel cloud. Thinking frantically, Sakura pulled out a card from her deck, "Windy! Release and dispel!" Windy flew out of her card and into the tornado, after several seconds it died down and Windy could be seen holding Firey as Kero slowly spun around them.

"Not bad kid, but can you stop this?" Ranma plucked a small gold and white ball out of hammerspace and casually tossed it towards Sakura. As the ball reached the apex of its flight Ranma called out, "Eternal Sailor Moon, I choose you!!"

In a flash of light, Eternal Sailor Moon appeared dramatically in the air floating towards the sidewalk below her. Just as she was about to land, an errant breeze swept over her and caused her to crash to the ground. With combat honed skills, she turned her fall into a roll coming to a stop in front of Sakura, and struck a heroic pose. Taking a step forward she managed to trip over a miniscule crack in the sidewalk and fell forward flailing her arms like a windmill. Surprisingly (or rather not surprisingly, this is Usagi after all), as she fell her scepter managed to clip Sakura on the side of the head, knocking her senseless.

Quickly reaching back into hammerspace, Ranma pulled another of the small balls out and lobbed it at the crumbled form of Sakura. When it hit her, the ball snapped open and a white light appeared, drawing the young girl into the ball.

"Yes!! I've caught them all!!" The soft clapping behind her stopped Ranma's little victory dance. "Oh hey Urd, so that's it then right? You can give me my wish now?"

"Yep, that's right kiddo. Congratulations, you did a great job cleaning up that Mana spill."

"And the girls will be fine afterwards right? I mean, not like I care or nuthin', I just don't like to see a cute girl hurting."

"That's alright Ranma, the girls will be fine. Skuld's modified pokeballs are just going to drain off the excess Mana. The girls will be back to normal in a matter of weeks. They won't even remember any of this happening."

"OK, so about that wish."

-Several days later back at the Tendo Dojo-

Everyone is staring at Ranma as he devours his third helping of Akane's latest kitchen disaster.

"Now the schools will never be joined!!" wailed Soun.

"The boy's got a death wish." muttered Genma.

"Come on Saotome, do you actually expect us to believe it's that good?" asked Nabiki. "Hey, the Tomboy did good this time, here try some," so saying, Ranma pops some of Akane's cooking into Nabiki's mouth. A look of astonishment comes across her face, and with a cry of "It's a miracle!" she joins Ranma in consuming the delicious dinner placed before them by the former kitchen destroyer.

Thanks for reading! A big thanks to Asgeras for letting me use this idea, and for the editing, thanks for the tips. If anyone has any comments or questions, just drop me a line at dire_one@hotmail.com.