Just watching old cartoons and I had to do it...

Sailor Moon belongs to a bunch of people, Animainiacs do to.
I don't own either, I'm just having fun.


Talent Show(or lack there of)


Sailor Moon comes out to a brief round of applause that died
down as she raised her hands for silence.

A young Senshi dressed in purple stepped forward. �Yes Sailor Moon?
You need me?�

�No Saturn, silence with a small �S��

�Oh. Sorry�

Sailor Moon smiled and the then shoo�d her off towards the
other Senshi and Tuxedo Mask who are now standing behind them.

�Anyways... Our entrance in the Anime Talent Show:

�It�s time to take tour the planets that make up our Solar
System, Come on...:

�The closest to the Sun
  Is the planet Mercury
  Next the shrouded planet Venus
  Is as cloudy as can be�

Mercury in a not so quiet voice commented that at least Usagi
got that much right, while Venus was muttering about cloudy
�I�m not cloudy, I have a sunny disposition.�


�The Earth is next; we call it home
  Let's hope it stays that way
  And then there's Mars; it's really red
  What more can I say?�

Tuxedo Mask nodded sagely... that could have gone worse and
then had to reach out and grab Mars. Jupiter and he held Mars
back as she was trying to head towards Moon with murder in her
eyes. �All you can say huh? I�ll give you lots to...�


�The gassy planet Jupiter's
As big as planets come
Then there's Saturn with its mighty
Rings made up of tiny crumbs�

Jupiter�s head came up with an almost audible snap. �Gassy? She
said I was gassy?�
A very quiet voice asked �Did she call me a crumb?�


�We travel on to Neptune
  That's a gassy, freezing ball
  And cold and tiny Pluto
  It's the furthest one of all.�


�Oh shut up Jupiter, she called me gassy and frigid. I�ll kill
her, I�m not frigid, just ask Haruka.�
�No.� Came a strong quiet voice, �She called me frigid... and
she�s no-one to talk about tiny with her chest.�


�Well, there you go; that's our solar system.� Sailor Moon
looked up with a huge smile at the audience not noticing the
glares behind her.

�Uh, Moon...� Mercury said loudly. �You forgot Uranus.�

�Goodnight, everybody!� Moon said as she blew a kiss out
at the crowd.

Growls of "No she didn't, I'm gonna kick it for her" was heard
behind Sailor Moon.


Tenchi tried to ignore the sounds of violence behind him as he
stepped forward to announce the next act. �Nobody go anywhere
please, next up will be Ranma Saotome with his rendition of
Mac Davis� hit song Oh Lord It's Hard To Be Humble�



Anyone else wanna add to the talent show?

HG Cavalier










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