Otaku 1: Two cute anime girls went up flying in an airplane.
Otaku 2: Kyuiiiin!
Otaku 1: No, that's bad. The airplane's motor went on the fritz.
Otaku 2: Hoeeee!
Otaku 1: No, that's good. They had parachutes.
Otaku 2: Poh!
Otaku 1: No, that's bad. They weren't wearing them. They interfered with
the fanservice shots.
Otaku 2: Uguuuuuu!
Otaku 1: No, that's good. There was a haystack directly underneath them.
Otaku 2: Hanyaaaaan!
Otaku 1: No, that's bad. On closer inspection, the haystack was in fact a
tentacled monster.
Otaku 2: Kyappai!
Otaku 1: No, that's good. They missed the tentacled monster. They landed
in another haystack nearby, and they landed in a very compromising position
indeed. They proceeded to have hot lesbian sex until nightfall, whereupon
they proceeded to have more hot lesbian sex until dawn.
Otaku 2: SHWEETO!
Otaku 1: Can't argue with that. Of course, it would have been better if
the North American version hadn't made them into cousins...
* * * * *
Not quite sure where this came from. Perhaps there's something in the water
-- besides dioxins, mercury, cryptosporidia, and giardia, that is. :P
Anyway, a mug of virtual beer to the first person to successfully identify
all of the 'trademark sounds/words' in here. (That is, which character uses
it, and which series that character is from) It shouldn't be too hard...