Disclaim: Ranma � and Magical Girl Pretty Sammy are the property of 
their respective owners.  I'm just borrowing them for my own twisted 
pleasure.


Chapter 1:  Ranma's Worst Nightmare


 Ranma turned over, trying to get a better position to sleep 
in.  After all, the sun was getting in his eyes.  "Wait, something's 
wrong", he thought.  "Why hasn't Pops thrown me in the water yet?".  
With that thought, Ranma opened his eyes.

 "Nah, can't be.", he thought as he looked at a figure leaning 
over him.  *blink*  "Nope, still there."  He stared into the eyes of 
a woman who was in her mid twenties and stood at about a head taller 
than him, with blue hair coming down to the end of her back.  This, 
however, wasn't too surprising to Ranma.  He was quite used to blue 
hair thanks to Akane...and Ami.

 "Listen, lady.  I don't know what Oyaji told you, but you 
gotta go.  It's not safe here."

 The lady in question chose not to ignore his comment.  "I am 
Tsunami, of Juraihelm.  I have come a great distance in order to find 
you."

 Ranma muttered to himself after this.  Tsunami, however, was 
able to pick up on some of his comments.  Was he swearing?!  Maybe 
this wasn't such a great idea.  But, then again, her magic crystal 
said that Ranma was the best person for the job.  She had to get 
Ranma to agree, at all costs.

 "Ranma."  Ranma ignored her, continuing to swear.  "Ranma!!"  
If anything, Ranma got louder.  "RANMA!!!", Tsunami shouted, almost 
at the top of her lungs.  This, of course, finally got his attention. 
"Ranma, I've come to offer you the position of protector of the peace,
doer of good.  I've come to offer you the position as my Magical Girl 
Protector."

 Ranma screamed.  This was worse then he expected.  Why 
couldn't it have been a challenger, or even a fiancee?  But, no, when 
he thought things couldn't get any worse...then again, things weren't 
irreparable yet.  One thing left to try.

 "Umm...no?"

 "Good, I'm glad that you...wait, what did you say?"

 "I said, NO.  Look, lady, I 'ppreciate it and all, but I'm a 
guy, got it?  G-U-Y.  GUY!!!"

 "You know that that's not too big of a problem.", she 
insisted.

 Ranma groaned as he thought about how bad things were.  Surely
they couldn't get any.  "Wait, no it couldn't be.", he thought, 
turning towards the door as he felt the ground shake underneath him.  
Next thing he new the door to his room was thrown open with such 
force that it wobbled and proceeded to fall over, for the 14th time 
that week.

 "Ranma, what are you...", Akane started, but cut herself off 
as she took in the scene.  A vein at the top of her forehead started 
to pulse as a red battle aura ignited around her.  "I should have 
known!!  RANMA NO BAKA!!!", she finished as she swung her magical 
mallet at him.  Ranma closed his eyes and prepared for the impact.  
This was going to hurt.  A lot.

 After about 2 minutes of waiting he opened his eyes back up 
and turned around to look at Akane.  She was just standing there 
frozen in mid swing, as if somebody had pressed pause.  He waved his 
hand a couple of times in front of her face and, getting no reaction, 
started to dance around Akane.  Tsunami frowned.   Why was he singing 
"Ding-dong the witch is dead"?

 *Ahem*  Ranma turned around to see Tsunami still moving 
around, and currently she was staring at him.  Ranma's eye's narrowed 
as an idea formed in his mind.

 "Now where were...", Tsunami started, but was cut off by 
Ranma.

 "Did you do this?", Ranma demanded.

 Tsunami sweatdropped.  "Yet another mistake, it seems.", she 
thought, groaning to herself.  "Yes, Ranma, but I can explain.  I..."


 "If I was to become this magic girl whatzit protector, would 
I be able to do that?".

 Tsunami  did a doubletake.  She didn't like lying, but 
stretching the truth seemed to be in high order.  "Well, you wouldn't 
be able to at first.", she drawled.  "But", and found herself 
confronted by a grinning Ranma, who was currently pumping her arm 
back and forth, with her hand between both of his own.

 "I'll do it.  I'll take the job.  Just give me the powers."

 Tsunami smiled to herself.  Things were going better than she 
thought they would.  True they had a rocky start, but she expected 
him to argue for at least half an hour.  Then again, as the old 
saying goes, never look a gift cabbit in the mouth!!  
 
 She held her hands out in front of her, and a pink baton 
shimmered into existence.  She looked at it in awe, aw it sparkled in 
all it's pink glory, with it's cute heart on the end giving off a 
magical glow.  This was it.  This was...what was that noise?!

 Tsunami looked up and saw Ranma rolling on the ground.  "Stop 
it.", he gasped.  "Oh, it hurts....the pain."

 Tsunami's eye twitched.  Just what did he find so funny?!  
"Young lady, are you quite through."  This, of course, immediately 
caught Ranma's attention.

 Ranma's eyes turned deadly serious as he got up.  He narrowed 
his eyes as he looked at her.  "What did you just say?", he stated as 
calmly as he could.

 Tsunami took an involuntary step back from her new 'Magical 
Girl'.  Yes, she would definitely be able to correct some of the 
wrongs throughout the world, if she was normally as intimidating as 
that.  "Umm...nothing.  I was just commenting on the weather.  Yeah, 
the weather..."

 *sweatdrop*  "Well, anyway, thought you were about to give me 
my powers, right?" 

 Tsunami extended the baton towards him in a solemn manner.
 
 "I thought we were done with the jokes.", Ranma said, staring 
at the magical 'weapon'.  "I don't want any candy right now.  I want 
my powers!!", he said, his voice increasing as it went along.

 Tsunami found her left eye, once again, twitching.  So what 
if it has candy on the inside.  It IS magical candy after all.  
"Listen up.  You can't access your powers without this wand.  If you 
want the powers you have to have this thing in hand."

 Ranma grimaced as he took the...thing from her.  "Okay, now 
what?"

 "Only you know the phrase that activates your powers.  Search 
for it in the back of your mind."

 Ranma reached into the back of his mind.  It was awfully 
empty in there.  Now, where was that blasted phrase?!  Aww...what're 
those glowing kanji over in the corner with the cobwebs.

 "Umm.  Let's see.  I've almost got it.  There!! There it is!! 
Pretty Princess Makeup Activation?", he stumbled.

 All of a sudden Ranma was thrown up into the air, and he 
started twirling around.  Pink lights were flashing everywhere as his 
clothes turned into batches of light and vanished.  He blinked as his 
body was covered with another batch of light, leaving him with a 
leotard.  His arms extended of their own accord, and after a light 
show he had a pair of white glove to go with his pink leotard.  This 
continued for another couple of minutes until he was left standing in 
a victory pose, white skirt, and billowy sleeves flowing about him, 
as if by the power of a wind.

 "AHHHH!!!!!", Ranma screamed.  "What the hell...?!"

 "Well, it usually is longer the first time, but after a few 
more, you'll transform within...", Tsunami muttered, but stopped as 
soon as she stared at Ranma.  "Oh, my."

 And "Oh, my." pretty much fit the bill.  Ranma was standing 
there in horror as he practically ripped apart the seams of his new 
outfit.  Certain *ahem* areas were definitely worse off then others.

 "Get it off, get it off.", he started to chant after a little 
while.  He was interrupted a little while later by Tsunami.  
"Umm...you do know that you can change at will now, don't you?"

 Ranma blinked.  Change at will?  He concentrated on becoming 
a girl, and, sure enough, he started shrinking in most places, 
filling in *ahem* others.  She stood there for a little while, 
shocked by the outcome.

 All of a sudden Tsunami found it awfully hard to breath.  It 
seems like Ranma didn't know her own strength, as she hugged her at a 
power level that is usually used to crush brick.   

 "Thank you , thank you, thank you." she cried out, as Tsunami 
continued to try to gasp for breath.  However, she didn't have to 
worry.  After a half a minute Ranma realized what she was doing.

 "Aghhh!", she screamed, while backpedaling away as fast as 
she could, scanning the horizon for Ukyo or, worse yet, Shampoo.  She 
sighed in relief, not seeing the wrecking crew coming towards her.

 Tsunami just sat on the floor for the next few minutes, 
trying to get her breath back.  This was NOT going as she expected.


**Fantasy Sequence**

 Tsunami entered the Tendo Dojo, greeted at the door by a 
smiling Kasumi.  "Oh, my.  An honored guest.  Please come in.  I have 
a pie and ice cream waiting for you at the table."

 Tsunami entered and sat at the table, as the whole Tendo 
clan, along with the Saotomes, stared at her with adoration clear in 
their eyes.

 She paused for dramatic effect, after she was finished with 
her ice cream.  She then turned to Ranma.  "Ranma, I would grant you 
the privilege of being my "Magical Girl".  There would be benefits to 
it, such as...", but found herself unable to continue when she found 
Ranma's finger pressing against her mouth.

 "Shhh....it's alright.  I don't need anything from you.  It's 
just an honor to be chosen for such great a task.", he said, tears 
running down his face.

 "Oh, Ranma.  I wish I was the one.", Akane pouted.  "Oh, well.
I can't be mad at you or Tsunami-hime.  Come over here."

 Tsunami found tears running down her own eyes as she was 
surrounded by a group hug.  This was the single greatest moment in 
her life.  This was....


**End Fantasy Sequence**


 Tsunami was brought back to reality as Ranma continued to 
poke her in the ribs.  Damn, it was a dream.  *sigh*

 "Hey, you back yet?"

 "Yes, what do you need, Ranko?"

 Ranma bent over her head, examining it.  "You musta hit your 
head pretty hard.  Ya even forgot my name!!"

 "I didn't forget your name, Ranma.  But, while you're in this 
form you'll have to go by the name of Ranko.  There's a spell that 
will protect your identity from the public while you're in your 
transformed state, but using your real name will push the spell 
beyond it's limits."

 "Wait a minute.  Back up the boat.  Did you just say public?  
As in, outside o' this house?"

 "Why, of course?!"

 "That's it, I quit.", Ranma declared, throwing his hands up 
into the air.  True, he could transform at will, but it just wasn't 
worth it.  His dignity could only be pushed so far.

 "You can't do that, Ranma.  You already shook on it and 
accepted the baton of power.  Like it or not you ARE the Magical Girl 
Pretty Ranko."

 Ranm...Ranko's eye started to twist as drool fell down his 
chin.  "Too much...too much sugggarrrr.", he was heard to croak.

 Tsunami gasped in fear.  She'd heard about the possibility 
before.  She'd heard that some people would react this way after 
prolonged exposure to the transformation.  She must save Ranko!!!  
"Quick, Ranma.  Think about your normal clothes!!".

 Ranko's clothes flickered a couple times, before settling on 
his regular black pants and red Chinese shirt.  He breathed in and 
out a couple of deep breathes.  "Phew...she's/I'm safe.", both of 
them thought.

 Ranma sat up to look at his new...friend??  "Hell no!!", he 
thought.  "Acquaintance?  It's pushin' it, but..."

 Tsunami regarded Ranko warily.  "Ranko, my time with you 
draws short."  A vein popped out on her forehead as she heard Ranko 
mutter "Good."  There are a couple more things you need to know.  
First of all, you will not be alone in your endeavors.  From now on 
you will have a faithful companion to accompany you wherever you go."

 A light started to form on the floor next to Ranma, slowly 
taking shape.  

 "C...C...CA.....CAT!!!", Ranma screamed, as he bolted out of 
the house, electing to go through the wall rather than take enough 
time to move through the door.

 Ryo-Ohki stood there blinking.  It seemed like this was going 
to be a long partnership.  A VERY long partnership.


End Chapter 1


Well, there you have it.  I came up with this idea late last night 
and wasn't able to get any sleep as more and more scenarios kept 
popping into my mind.  I felt like my head would explode if I didn't 
write them down.

I was wondering if anybody could clear something up for me.  I'm 
going to be doing more than one chapter of this (I'll probably make 
it a trilogy) and was wondering if that would make it a spamfic, or 
a miniseries?  From what I understand, spamfics are usually oneshots, 
but tend to have the same kind of humor I tried to create in MGPR.  


Asgeras
asgeras@prodigy.net
http://www.geocities.com/asgeras@prodigy.net/index.html


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