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holders. Ranma 1/2 is the creation of Rumiko Takahashi. Sailor Moon is the
creation of Naoko Takeuchi. All original content is the creation of Samuel
Phoenix.

 All My Outers...
Prologue: Here Comes the Brides
PsyckoSama (syp104@psu.edu)

Ranma let out a low groan as he opened his eyes to the day. Bright. It was
just was too damn bright. The morning sunlight was like two hot daggers of
solar hellfire burning into his eyes sockets.

He clamped his eyes shut, and let him mind wander. What the hell was going
on? Slowly, through a clouded mind, he catalogued the factors of his current
state. His eyes were supersensitive. It took everyone a moment to adjust to
the light level when they woke up in the morning, but this was ridiculous.

He also had problems thinking. While most people would think that was
normal, it was not. While he would loath to admit it, the only thing quicker
then his mind, was his mouth. Right now that was not the case. He was light
headed, and his mind was working more slowly.

He had no idea where he was or what he was doing here, but

And what the hell was this pressure on his chest. He slowly shifted his
body, and felt some form of weak restraint when he moved his arms. Suddenly,
the pressure shifted. Ranma's mind went into overdrive as the pressure moved
shifted its self. It was then he realized what it was.

Slowly, his eyes creaked open, he fought the pain for a moment, and when his
vision cleared, he didn't like what he saw.

He was in bed with four people. Four naked people. Four very *female* naked
people. The on his on his chest was a small, cute, black haired girl in her
mid teens, fourteen... fifteen at best. The girl on his left was a beautiful
and had aquamarine hair. On his right was a healthy but tomboy-ish blond,
and there appeared to be a shock of dark green hair at the foot of the bed.

Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit! He was the filling of a girl sandwich. No ifs,
and or buts about it: Akane was going to *kill* him, slowly and painfully...
and if she didn't, Shampoo and Ukyo would finish the job.

He had to get out of here. He had to run. He didn't know exactly how he was
going but he was. Saotome Ranma was not going to die because of this! An
orgy wouldn't do *him* in.

He had to get out. He had to escape before it was too late, but how? Maybe
he could squirm out of their grip! Yeah, that might work, squirm out of
their grip and run! If he did that, he might have a chance!

There was a loud yawn from the girl on his chest as she reentered the land
of the living. She groaned slightly as she opened her eyes. After a moment
she looked up, and strait into Ranma's eyes.

So much for his chance.

She smiled cutely, and blinked twice for good measure. "Err... hello."

"Ahh... Hi," replied Ranma.

The cute girl blushed and looked downwards, "Something poking me in the
hip..."

Ranma gagged, so that's what that present feeling was...

"You're a naughty boy, aren't you!" she said as she giggled cutely.

Ranma's mind froze, and he slowly nodded affirming her accusel with an "Ah
huh".

Again, the girl giggled, "I feel lightheaded... I bet this is just a strange
dream. I'm going back to sleep now, okay?" To accentuate her point, she
yawned.

Ranma gulped. He wished this was just a dream. Maybe if she went to sleep he
could find a way out, if only he could find a way out from under this cute
girl. "Er... okay."

The girl smiled, and snuggled into Ranma's chest much to his displeasure,
and growing discomfort. "Good night..."

Her movement must have awakened the woman at his feet, because there was a
loud groan at the foot of the bed, and then a loud thud as she rolled off,
followed a battery of what sounded like curses in some strange gaijin
language.

Ranma chucked to himself as he one again considered the situation. He was in
bed with four women. One of them was awake and cuddling his chest, another
just fell off the bed and was obviously pissed, and two more were still
sleeping in his arms. Considering his past luck with women he could only
come to one realization.

"So this is it, I am going to die."

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Setsuna curse loudly as she hit the ground. Today her chosen language was
Norse, and the reason was its colorful collection of insults and fowl words.
The Norse really knew how to express their opinion when things were not
going their way.

Once she was done expressing her displeasure, she laid back onto the floor.
Squinting because of the light, she began to consider her situation.

She was nude, she had just gotten laid, and she had no idea how she had
gotten into this situation. She tried to remember, but she was running a
blank. She shook her head in an attempt to clear the cobwebs, the last time
she had been this lightheaded was... was... 1960-something.

She squinted her eyes, and took a quick look at the interior. Haruka and
Michiru's room. Could she have had an orgy with the two lesbian outers?

Her hand quickly darted down to her nether regions. After a moment of
probing, she brought her hand up to her nose and took a sniff.

So much for that theory. There was defiantly a man present. Girls just didn'
t smell like that.

Setsuna slowly moved to stand up, but her movement was slowed by an aching
pain in her lower half. Whoever she had been with was very energetic. Too
bad she could remember any of it.

She sat back down to orient herself. Man, what was that uncomfortable
feeling on her finger? She looked down at her hand, and was struck by a wave
of sobriety.

She was wearing a ring, a wedding ring. Now, this was new. She could
honestly say that in all her thousands of years of life she had never
married.

She cursed to herself in ancient Sumerian. While she was not particularly
fond of the culture, they always had the most explicit curses. They made the
Norse sound clean.

When she was finished exclaiming her displeasure, she laid back and thought
to herself. What now? She would have to have it annulled, there was no other
option. She did not know the person, and she could not afford a long-term
relationship.

She had too many secrets, and could not allow herself to become attached to
a 'mortal'. She had already watched everything she ever known and loved be
destroyed once, and she would be damned before she watched a husband slowly
rot away from old age while she stayed young. It was just not good for ones
psychological health.

Oh well, that could come later. Time to take a look at "husband number one".
Great, now she was sounding like those bitter old divorc�es that she knew
during her time in America.

She shook her head then slowly wobbled to her feet, and took a look on the
bed. He was inbed Michiru, Haruka, and even Hotaru?! She blinked twice then
exclaimed, "What the hell?!"




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