"Buffy the vampire slayer" is a great show to poke fun at it started
out as a more or less silly movie poking fun at vampire shows and now
is a popular series that takes itself to seriously.
Cute Kitsune Kaydee sent an idea to the Fanfic_Idea_List about a ranma
buffy the vampire slayer cross over.
This is not that idea, but CKK did inspire it along with the replies
and expansions that were posted, on the idea.
I typed this example and set it out when it was echoed back I realized
I'd went overboard for the F_I_L. I had a spamfic something that should
have been sent to the FFML, so you have got it. ^_^
why is buffy using mediaeval weapons in the 20th century?
EXAMPLE of my idea of a true 20th century vampire slayer.
Don't ask me what I think a twenty first century slayer should be like.
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TENDO SLAYERS INC
Spike had been watching the 4 man or in this case 4 woman work crew for
an hour as they slowly approached the entrance to the darkened cemetery
replacing the bulbs in the street lights shaking his head at the
obvious inexperience of this slayer's team, this was the feared team
from japan?
The only two possible threats was the red headed girl and the black
haired girl carrying a wooden mallet with one head sharpened to a long
point. Those two were almost certainly slayers like buffy, the red
head was jumping up and flipping catching the street light's extension
arm with her legs and then unscrewing the bulb she tossed it to the
taller brown haired girl at the large push cart and then almost in the
same instant caught the two part bulb that the shorter girl pitched up
to her from a box on the front of the cart.
Spike silently took inventory of the weapons and equipment the girls
carried they were all wearing what appeared to be heavily padded or
armoured bodystocking in various highly reflective colours.
The red head didn't seem to be carrying any type of weapon, not even a
mister pointy and was dressed in a red and blue version of the padded
body stocking or tight jumpsuit, interestingly enough she was the only
one not wearing a short skirt over it.
The black haired girl wearing the solid red outfit seemed to be on
guard duty and her only weapon appeared to be the wooden mallet, spike
snorted as the girl angrily leaped up and slapped the inverted redhead,
her short skirt flapping stiffly as she dropped back to the ground, for
a guard she was watching the wrong people.
The tall brown haired girl had a machete on one hip and a couple of
stakes made from a broom handle on the other these along with a
backpack with a funny looking rifle clipped to the side, were her only
weapons. Spike paused as he studied this girl the feeling he got from
her caused him to silently order his minions to leave her for him
personally, he wanted that girl in the reflective pink bodystocking.
The other girl in the blue jumpsuit pitching the two part bulbs had a
wooden sword on her hip and a short clip feed shotgun slung over her
shoulder, she was doing a better job watching the darkness than the
guard with the mallet.
Passing off the clear goggles and head lanterns they all wore as
unimportant he signaled his companions to prepare to attack, planing to
give the signal the moment the red head darkened the bulb in the next
street light throwing the slayers into the relatively darkness of their
headlamps and the lights on the cart.
Spike watched as the girl leaped up to the light directly across the
street from the cemetery and quickly started to unscrew it,he shook
his head, he had assembled nearly 40 of his children expecting more
from the Tendo slayers, after all they were supposed to have cleaned
the great Tokyo clan out.
An instant before Spike gave the order to attack, the Pink suited girl
gasped "OH MY" and seemed to stare directly at him as he started to
signal the attack, the blackhaired girl whirled around and the red head
was half way to the ground by the time the first 10 vampires were over
the low cemetery fence.
Amusedly Spike watched the girl with the shot gun drop the parts she
held and with practiced ease swing the gun around activating the laser
pointer and small flashlight as she brought the gun to point.
Spike began to wonder when both the slayers in perfect coordination
leaped back away from the vampires clearing the way for the two with
the guns to fire, his interest turned to shock as the shotgun roared in
a long glare of light and sound reducing all but 3 of the first wave to
settling dust.
Spike was never certain why the low whine or hum coming from the pink
girls backpack caught his attention it was barely above the sound of
the slayers punches and kicks as they fought the 3 that had made it
along with the 8 that were immediately behind to a standstill. the hum
was well below the clatter of a spent clip bouncing on the concrete as
the blue clad girl quickly reloaded. The look of determined sadness in
the eyes of the pink girls was warning enough and it caused him to drop
down as she pointed her weapon at the backs of the slayers and the
vampires they were fighting.
Spike started to shout a warning to the 3 left standing out of reach
when a glare of light that froze him in remembered fear of sunrise
flared over the wall causing their exposed flesh to smoke and corrode
an instant later a dot appeared on one of their screaming forms and 3
shots reduced them all to dust.
SIlently Spike and the 2 with him crawled deeper into the cemetery.
Nabiki watched the darkness that surrounded the street lamps light,
they had retreated with the pushcart back to the relative safety of the
last street light they had switched.
Kasumi was tending akane and ranma's wounds as she stood guard
the toothpicks and pencil shotgun loads had been fairly effective, not
nearly as effective as Kasumi's Sunglare 2000, but the 5 second delay
between shots was a problem that needed solving.
Nabiki spun around and leveled her gun only to step back and watched as
two vampires slowly burned down under the high voltage tanning bulb now
burning in the street light over head, sighing and shaking her head, it
looked like it was going to take them all night. Turning to her two
sisters and ranma she said okay Kasumi you win this looks like its
going to be worse than Tokyo, I'll do the dishes for the rest of the
week and I'll allocate the money for those sunglare grenades Dr. Tofu
designed.
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See now that's what the "buffy vampire show" should be like a real high
tech monster slaying machine instead you get half baked magic with a
bunch of morons running around with pointed sticks. ^_^
howard melton
God bless
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