Will be the only reply I can make before going on a short vacation.
Moving this to the head of thepack:
Much appreciated ^_^
Sailor
A Ranma 1/2 fanfic
by Ginrai
Interesting title.
A sign of things to come ^_^
Ranma stared incredulously at the girl in front of him. She had
short blue hair in a style similar to Akane's, though they were not
alike in any other way.
Hmm. Part of that SM/Ranma challenge someone mentioned?
What challenge? ^_^;
Started this last October before I suddenly got inspiration to finish
this a few days ago.
The day had already become strange the moment he saw a black cat
with a moon-shaped tattoo on its forehead trying to talk with him.
Sounds like it.
The challenge or that the day would be strange?
Ranma nodded and continued. "So, Ami, what you're saying here is
that after months of searching, you and your friends, the Sailor Suits
--"
"That's 'scouts', Ranma," Ami corrected
Better than 'Sailor Sluts' :)
Heh, heard that before ^_^
.. "Actually, we prefer to
be called 'senshi'."
Ranma shrugged. "Same thing. So, from what you're trying to
tell me, you guys think that I'm some reincarnated warrior from the
past?"
Why do I think, coming from you, it's not that simple?
Because I'm predictable in that way? ^_^
"That's what the signs emitting from you seem to showing." Ami
points at her computer and adds, "Also, your descriptions seem to match
those of a Sailor from the Silver Millennium."
Ami: Sailor Putz.
Ranma: Hey!
Ami: No, wait. That's already been reserved for Tenchi Masaki.
"Ah, yes... about that...." Ranma scratched his head, thinking
of a way to ask his question. "Do I have to wear a mini-skirt?"
"I believe so."
"Goodbye." Ranma turned around and started to leave. There was
no way in hell he was going to be caught wearing something similar to
what Ami was clothed in.
Not couting the one time he tried to be a better looking girl than
Tsubasa.
Ranma: But that was only temporarily. And besides, it was for a good
cause.
"Wait!" The senshi desperately tried to think of something to
say that would bring Ranma back. "Becoming a Sailor can cure most of
your problems."
Those words caused Ranma to halt, his interest suddenly piqued.
Turning back towards the blue-haired girl, he asked, "Will it be able
to solve my fiancee situation?"
Ami: Did I say you were going to be transformed into a god?
Hehehehe
Ranma: But isn't Toutatis named after a god? Thought it'd make
sense....
Ami smiled. "I'm glad you agreed. Now I just have to find your
name." The short-haired girl turned to her computer and started
searching through it. "Now, lets see... which one are you.... Sailor
Earth? Nah, too easy. Sailor Sun? No, you'd burn up....
Heh
^_^
Aha! I've
found it!"
And thus Sailor Toutatis had returned.
Sigh.
Had to find a weird a name as possible for them. Some of the names
were even appropriate for the character in question ^_^
***
The Sailor Senshi were in trouble.
What Tux Boy not show up to turn the tide by giving a speech?
It didn't work.
....
Yeah, that's it!
The Youma of the day, a demon from the deepest pits of hell,
covered in what looked like dried-up blood with long sharp objects
protruding from most of its body, had them cornered. The look on its
face, drool coming down from its huge teeth, gave them an idea of what
its next meal would be.
Youma: I smell bacon! Baconbaconbaconbaconbacon!
Heh
And no P-chan around either.
"Wow!" Ranma exclaimed, "This Sailor'ing stuff is pretty easy!"
Ranma: But then, Ultimate Pretty Joyous Disintegration Blast is a potent
attack.
(Ranma suddenly starts to smack herself a few times.)
Ranma: I _can't_ believe I just said out it's name.
"Why? It's not like I need to extra strength to defeat it." To
Ranma, the only real use for the transformation was to help with his
problems, and for when he wanted to be obscure to those in Nerima.
"Yeah, well... you see.... It's that, every time we transform,
the path towards Crystal Tokyo gets one step closer. Kind of like
those credit card plans where when you buy something, you get special
bonus points." Sailor Moon started to sniffle. "Except, when I
finally got enough points to buy the dress I wanted, they said my
points already expired! THOSE BIG MEANI-- OW!" She turned around to
see who was it that knocked her on the head.
Heh
Never saw that explanation used in any other fic before.
There's probably a real good reason for that, though ^_^;
The initial transformation felt strange. And when it was
complete, he had to say something; as if his past self was causing him
to open his mouth and shout out to the world.
"Halt, vile creature! For in the name of whatever the hell is
Toutatis, I shall punish you!"
Heh
And by the end he still doesn't know what it is ^_^
That was when Ranma felt a draft around his legs. Looking down,
the pigtailed boy saw that he was wearing a red and white mini-skirt
with a huge blue bow and matching red boots.
"ARRRRGGHHHHH!" He clawed at the clothing, trying to rip it off,
only to find that it stuck to his body like glue.
She did warn him he would have to wear the outfit.Didn't say it would
switch
for his gender.
Heh, true.
Ranma was pried from his current dilemma when he felt green-
colored droplets falling on his hand.
Good thing he wasn't looking up with his mouth open
Suddenly I'm reminded of the Skittles commercials ^_^
"Those who try to harm others will find themselves halted by I,
Sailor Gienah." Seeing that the Youma she attacked was too busy with
having its blood being soaked by the ground, the girl turned her
attention elsewhere. "Ranchan!" she squealed jubilantly, running up to
the still-skirted pigtailed boy and hugging him with all her might.
"I'm so glad you're alright!"
Heh. And things just got even worse for him. I wonder how many other
change
as well.
Ranma: Too many.
Looking up at him, joy etched on her face, Ukyou answered,
"Because you're my true love. And true loves always know who the other
is, no matter what. Same thing with you."
I thought he was still a guy as well.
Thankfully, even though he was a guy, Ranma was still disguised from
others.
Now there was only one more thing to do -- to take care of one of
the biggest annoyances in her life.
Hmm. This will be bad.
What gave you that idea? ^_^
Akane didn't understand why, but it had seemed that her rival was
bothering her even more so the past week.
First was when she went to bed, only to find out too late that it
was covered in noodles. Along with it was a note saying that even
after being slept on it would taste better than her cooking.
Heh
Akane does have her reasons for wanting to fight Shampoo.
A few days later, Shampoo's bike had 'somehow' gone off
trajectory and fallen on top of her. The worst part of that was when
she got up, both the Amazon and Ranma were gone.
Hmm. Why was Ranma there?
They were walking to school.
Giving off a small laugh and looking at the Amazon straight in
the eyes, Akane said, a false tone of innocence to her, "But how would
that be possible when you're not my superior?" Seeing that it got the
right reaction from Shampoo, her smile turning to scowl, the short-
haired girl snarled out, "All those months ago, you gave me the Kiss of
Death, since then bullying me around like I was trash. Well, after
this past week, enough is enough! I don't have to take your abuse
anymore! So come out with your foolish pride and let's see you fight
me." Pointing her finger towards Shampoo, she said, "I challenge you
for Ranma's hand. The winner will be his husband."
Umm, shouldn't that be 'his wife'?
^_^;
One of those scenes written in October. Forgot to complete it, where
Akane would realize her mistake and try to retract her statement while
Shampoo asks Akane not to talk about her fantasies.
Smirking at her opponent, Shampoo taunted Akane. "That all
pervert-girl got? Shampoo as good as married to Ranma."
So she got senshized as well. I want to see what Kodachi turns into,
myself.
Unfortunately (or fortunately, for Kodachi) I wasn't able to think of a
way to include her in this.
She didn't expect to see Shampoo rolling on the sidewalk,
laughing out loud. "Yo.. You think that you able to defeat Amazon...
with...." Unable to finish what she was saying, she began to laugh all
over again, clutching her stomach while doing so. "That stupidest
thing Shampoo ever see someone do! Maybe Akane want Shampoo to lose by
laughing too too hard."
And sure enough, Shampoo laughed so hard her heart gave out and she died.
Afterwards, even Ranma admitted it was the stupidist victory he had ever
heard.
hehehehe
That was when two huge chunks of granite landed, one on each side
of where her head was.
heh. Cute touch.
Shampoo forgot about a few things while laughing at Akane's folly ^_^
Immediately getting up from the ground, she
said, "That just luck. It not even hurt." Shampoo wiped off the tears
coming from the corner of her eyes, brought her hands together, and
said, "Shampoo think she had enough laughter for the day. Will be
generous and end Akane's misery early."
This was unexpected, but Akane still had other moves to defeat
Shampoo with. 'No Amazon techniques, eh? One roast
roasted ( I think would be better)
Changed
Akane was shocked when she saw the green ball of ki dissipate
halfway towards her target. 'How? Even if Shampoo knew the technique,
I have more power than her. She still should have been knocked out
cold by that.' Her eyes suddenly widened. 'Unless....'
Pulling out her black transformation pen, Akane saw an equally
stunned Shampoo, who was holding a purple-colored pen that was similar
in every other way to Akane's.
Heh
So much for good plans....
Both girls turned their attention towards the sky and gave off a
loud scream of frustration.
Sailor Arrakis, aka Shampoo, and Sailor Deneb, aka Akane, have
met again, for the first time.
Heh. Nice addition to that line.
One of those lines that _had_ to be added ^_^
"OTHER TWO!" Ranma screamed, dropping the person he was holding
onto.
Rubbing his bruised rear, Mamoru said, "Yeah, some purple-haired
Chinese girl and a short-haired girl that looks like Ami." Mouth open
in order to say something, he suddenly screamed out in agony, a _very
loud_ voice on the other end of the transmitter in his ear saying, "WE
DO NOT LOOK ALIKE!"
Heh. Agree.
Ami decided to do the complaining this time ^_^
Looking back at him, Ranma said, "Yeah, did any of us actually
end up with someone? For that matter, was I able to make a choice?"
Mamoru: Well, due to the Process of Elimination--
Ranma; No fanfiction puns, please.
Mamoru: Ok, ok. Due to your Lines of Destiny-- URK!
Ranma: (Grabbing Mamoru by the throat) WHAT DID I JUST SAY ABOUT FANFIC
PUNS?!
"So they were all guys?"
"No." Before Ranma could exhale, Mamoru continued, "They were
all lesbians."
Haruka: Damn straight. We outnumbdered straight senshi nearly two to one
back in the good old days.
Tuxedo Mask: And even the straight ones had the occasional lesbian
orgy. Which is why we in the league of Tux-Boys decided to have our
own get-togethers....
Shaking his head, trying to forget what was just said, Ranma
continued with his questions. "And just how did we all die back then?"
"Oh, that one's easy. You died in a suicide attack, causing one
of Beryl's ships to explode. The other three were on the ship, arguing
over who had the right to stay and die with you."
Yes, I can see that.
A lot of people can.
"You know... I'm _not_ surprised anymore."
I wouldn't be either.
Ditto
"Oh, yeah, and it seems that afterwards Tuxedo Betelgeuse was
lamenting over the tragedy and that you died while pregnant with his
child."
"Who...." Then Ranma comprehended the second part of what Mamoru
said. "I WAS WHAT?"
Ohh. Evil addition.
Had to have DPR reference ^_^
Rak even coined a new term because of this: DPSR ^_^
Mamoru took a few steps back so as to prevent himself from again
being at the other end of Ranma's grip. "Though he does tend to
exaggerate things a bit; actually a lot. That and he was rather
obsessed for Sailor Toutatis." Closing his eyes, he slowly began to
remember bits of his past. "It is strange that I'm unable to remember
much about him. But it does seem that we had secret meetings for
bokken practice." Though he could only vaguely recall it, Mamoru did
know that it included some very special techniques, such as the
'Thrust! Thrust! Thrust!' technique, or the 'Backdoor Shove', to the
very special 'Deep Penetration and Jerk'.
Just... plain... evil.
And this coming from the author who had Duo and Quatre grease their
guns and practice firing in the hole ^_^
Ranma, while Mamoru was reminiscing, immediately placed Tuxedo
Betelgeuse on top of the list of people he never wanted to meet. "Was
there anything _good_ from that life?"
"Hmm... seems that you've had a secret (as far as the other girls
and Betelgeuse went) relationship with Sailor Algol. Though I have no
idea who, if she was even reincarnated, that is at this point."
Prolly his mother. :)
Also had a suggestion for Soun. Actually, it was more a plea for it
not being him ^_^
All looked up and saw a man in a blue suit, wearing a mask though
with no top hat, perched on the roof of a nearby building, his cape
billowing softly in the air. Giving a slight chuckle, he said, "So it
seems both of my Goddess' and I are fated to be through thick and thin,
as I have always known." Pointing his cane at the Youma, he shouted
angrily, "Vile demon! You dare to defile girls so innocent with your
evil ways? I shall not have it! Fear not, my loves! For Tuxedo
Betelgeuse has arrived!" And with that, the soon to be hero to all
leapt onto the scene--
Ranma is going to kill him the first opportunity he gets.
Or just beat him up for those comments made in his past life.
***
Ranma sighed. She very much didn't want to be here and in senshi
form. But protective instincts took over after hearing that the others
were in trouble.
Scanning the scene around her, Ranma saw that others were barely,
some unable to even stand up, with Tuxedo Mask seemingly in the best
condition of them all.
He was giving speeches from the sideline, no doubt. Senshi run on words
of
encouragement, you know. :)
Didn't work so well this time ^_^
Raising a pen above her, Cologne incanted the words to begin her
transformation.
Heh. I didn't even consider her. Thankfully. A pity you did. :P
Heh. It and the name were a perfect fit.
If it's any consolation for Ranma, Sailor Algol was much younger in
their previous life.
"Who," Ranma said, backing away, "are you?"
Brushing away her lovely locks, she answered, "I'm Tsunami,
Sorceress of Baldscalp. And you," she said, pointing at the pigtailed
boy, "are our destined warrior...."
Ah, tied it into that old fic, eh? This one was more of a parody, and less
Felt a reference to 'Masters of Jurai' would work real well here ^_^
silly and more coherent than that one.
'less silly' isn't saying much here ^_^;
Don't ask how I ended up getting this idea.... Just, don't ask.
I shan't. Like most Lovecraftian monsters, I doubt my sanity could take
seeing it.
Just like with whatever gave Akane the idea to open her own restaurant
^_^
Algol - Part of the constellation Perseus. Means 'the ghoul'.
Arrakis - Part of the constellation Draco. Means 'dancer'.
Betelgeuse - Part of the constellation Orion. Arabic for 'the armpit
of the mighty one'.
Deneb - The brightest star in the constellation Cygnus. Arabic for
'the tail of the hen'.
Gienah - Part of the constellation Corvus. Means 'wing'.
Toutatis - Asteroid whose orbit is from just inside Earth's orbit to
the main asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. Named after a Celtic
god.
Cute.
Thanks.
Overall approve. nice parody. Any longer might have been stretching things
Yup.
Don't think there was any way I could have added to it.
too far. You took the idea for all it was worth and it worked. Grammar
Glad to hear that.
flowed well and was very minimal, as it should be since you needed to keep
the humor level high. Can't think of anything else to say.
Thanks a lot for jumping over your queue to C&C this!
Ginrai
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