It is said that every action creates a new timeline for every possible result 
of that action

Only slightly less so then Ranma Saotome, the saga of five teenage girls 
known as the Senshi has been played out on many different worlds and in many 
different ways. However, at the core, it has always been the same...

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Southern Georgia, U.S.A., 1992

Jadeite, Lord General of the Negaverse, laughed softly as his youma sacked 
the small town. Queen Beryl had wanted to send more, but for a town this 
small, Jadeite had been sure that one was all he needed.

The Youma's name was Braze. He looked like a humanoid lizard dressed in armor 
with curved metal blades attached to his forearms. He wasn't very strong, but 
for humans, he was sufficent.

A spray of blood and a strangled, gurgling scream announced that Braze was 
amusing himself again and Jeddite sent a chaistesment thought. Braze's 
reaction was apologetic and he returned to harvesting energy.

'No focus in today's Youma,' Jeddite thought to himself. 'None at all. 
Metallia's Teeth, I can remember when a youma actually focused it's energy on 
doing it's job and-'

At that moment, a vehicle that the humans called pickup truck slammed into 
Braze. It was painted in several colors and dented along the front. The 
driver's side opened, and a woman stepped out. She was young, with long 
blonde hair and blue eyes. She wore a red and white shirt and very short blue 
shorts. She was barefoot, a pistol was carried on her hip and she held a 
shotgun in one hand. At her side, a big black dog with a yellow cresenct moon 
on it's forehead and a weary expression stood. Grinning at Jadeite, revealing 
that she was missing a front tooth, the young woman aimed the shotgun at 
Jadeite and pulled the trigger.

Welcome to the world of the Redneck Senshi.

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Author's Note: It came to me as I was waking up. Two words popped into my 
head: Sailor Redneck

I am so very, very sorry...

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