[FFML] [R.5/GD] Teaser: Ranma Neko 5

"Yeah," Ranko said. "I learned a spell today,
let's ya listen ta an see an stuff what people are
kinda thinkin' around ya. Just the surface junk ya
know, like stuff ya think but not say, nothin' more n
that."
"Really?" Ranma said. ~That would have been useful
a number of times.~
"Tell me about it," Ranko said waving a hand.
"Tell you about what?" Akane asked.
"You're doing it right now," Sheila said. "Aren't
you?"
"Ya, an' there's this other one I learned to let ya
speak any language right," Ranko said. She looked
confused for a moment. "I already know Japanese,
Akane."
Akane was about to comment something along the
lines of "just barely" when suddenly Ranko's face took
on a highly disturbed expression. Everybody looked at
the slowly greening werecheetah as she slowly cocked
her head around to look back into the crowd.
Following the line of her gaze the group saw Tirga
approaching. Several swift connections were made,
though Ranma still looked thoroughly confused.
For Sheila and Akane, however, it was obvious.
Ranko was using a spell that let her read minds.
Tirga was approaching them right now, his normal smirk
on his face. Ranko looked vastly disturbed.
It was highly unfortunate, for him, that Tirga was,
again, trying to use his human form to get to Ranko.
"Hey guys," Tirga said, eyes lingering on the
twitching Ranko. "How're you..."
"PERVERT!!!" Ranko shouted, smashing into Tirga's
face. "EWWW!! That's NOT what you do with whipped
cream!!!!" There was a smash as Tirga connected to the
ground. "I HATE the smell of fish!!! My tail does
NOT go there!!!! EWWWW!!"
The tavern rang with the scattered applause of
women and jealous men accompanying the sound Tirga
being firmly beaten into the ground.

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"Caffeinated Kender? What's that, a berserk spell?" -
Tribble, Kender Warrior of the Celestial Kingdom
"God has to have a sense of humor, it's the only explanation for sex." - my father
"I have to write a how-to paper for class, so I'm writing a paper on how to be psuedo-evil." - my brother

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