Heh, I couldn't help it, this just came to me after reading your untitled
lime fic with ranma and nabiki...  heh, tell me what you think.

Omake Theatre Presents....

Ranma takes the fifth.

[Ranma Saotome, clad in a sharp double-breasted suit, casually and
nervously strides up to the podium center-piecing the Tendo dojo.
Carefully adorning the podium is the Anything Goes Martial Arts seal,
also conveniently obscuring any wiring from the microphones positioned
at the top.  Several photography bulb flashes erupt from the gathered
assembly as Ranma clears his throat then tightly grips the podium.]

Genma:  ::Standing up while pointing an accusing finger::  Confess,
boy!  Why make things difficult for yourself?  Your mother and I have
made arrangements for your execution to short and _painless_!

Soun:  ::Pulling on Genma's doki::  Sit down, Saotome!  Let him speak
and clear my na-.... his name.

Ranma:  Yeah, um, ::clears his throat again:: look, I'm only gonna say
this once.

[The dojo falls eerily quiet.  All breaths seem to hanging on the next
few words dear Saotome will say.]

Ranma:  ::Stars to pound the podium confidently::  I, did _not_ have
sexual relations with that woman....  Ms. Nabiki Tendo!  And I di-

[The dojo doors slide open with tremendous force as Ryoga and Kunou
stride equipped with a bamboo umbrella and cassette recorder, also a
finely crafted wooden bokken, respectively.]

Ryoga:  _Ranma_!  How could you do _this_?  ::Points an accusing
umbrella at Ranma::

Kunou:  Even for a low birthed wretch such as you, Saotome, this vile
act is indeed unspeakable.  ::Points an accusing bokken at Ranma::  Not
only do you take the purity of my beloved Pig-tailed goddess, but you
steal the flower of youth from Nabiki Tendo!  Cretin!  I shall have
your head!

Ranma:  What are you _freaks_ talking about?  I ain't done nothing to
nobody!

Ryoga:  Then what's _this_ Saotome?  ::Ryoga pushes play on the
cassette recorder::

[The sounds of rustling and hot sweaty breathing.  Kunou's eye starts
to twitch.]

Nabiki's Voice Over:  Ranma... maybe we shouldn't do this?

Ranma's Voice Over:  Shhh.  Who's gonna find out?  Besides....
::Nabiki's voice gives a slight coo::  You're as hot as I am!

Nabiki's Voice Over:  But what about Akane?

Ranma's Voice Over:  She'll never find out... I'm not gonna tell her...
you're not gonna tell her are you?

Nabiki's Voice Over:  Of course not!  But it's _not_ right, Ranma.

Ranma's Voice Over:  Why's that?

Nabiki's Voice Over:  Because you're her fianc�e'!

Ranma's Voice Over:  Who cares about that right now?  We both need
this.

[More rustling and sweaty breathing.  Ryoga's eye starts twitching.]

Nabiki's Voice Over:  Ranma, we really should stop....

Ranma's Voice Over:  You're lips say no, but your body says yes, I want
more....

[Ryoga stops the recorder.]

Kuonu:  Vile creature!

Ryoga:  Ranma, you make me sick!

Ranma:  ::Points at the cassette recorder::  That's a load of _crap_!
That didn't happen!

Genma:  ::Slowly standing up, tears brimming down his face::  How could
I have raised such a pathetic excuse for a son?

Soun:  ::Beside himself weeping::  Ranma!  How could you force yourself
on my little Nabiki?

Ranma:  But I-

[Ranma dives for cover as the back wall of the dojo erupts.  Ukyo and
Shampoo stride in through the cloud of debris.]

Ukyo:  What's all this stuff about you and Nabiki everyone keeps
talking about, Ranma?  You got some explaining to do!

Shampoo:  Man that play with woman's heart go very bad place, Ranma!
::Shampoo pointed an accusing bonbori in Ranma's direction::

[Nabiki peeked her head around the entrance to the dojo and smirked.
She turned around and then rested against the wall of the dojo counting
her wad of yen.]

Nabiki:  Too perfect.  ::She began to smell her yen as she ran it under
her nose::

Kasumi:  And that's all the money they gave me for that tape, Nabiki.
But, what was on it that was worth so much.

Nabiki: ::Smiled at her sister and pocketed the cash::  Oh nothing you
need to worry about, Sis.  Nothing at all.

-- Parker Schadegg - for more stuff like this check out my site!

I hope you enjoyed!
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