(last time, on Ranma 1/2...)
The fridge was filled with Snapple and Jell-O.
Genma burst through the window, a carp silently biting onto his leg,
and galloped over to the fridge, where he began to eat and drink.
Nabiki, deciding that Thursday wasn't a good day for this, gratefully
passed out with a fever.
Chocolate Oranges II:
Peelings Reloaded
a Ranma 1/2 sequelfic
On the third day, Nabiki awoke.
Things being what they were, she happened to wake up in the same
place where she fell asleep. Not unusual, though she'd expected
something a little more interesting after learning that there was
some mysteriously vague problem with the world, or at the very least
HER world. It was hard to tell much anymore, but in order to figure
out what she COULD tell, she slowly got up and looked around.
Genma was still what and where he was before, a large shaggy-looking
long-necked elk busily chomping down on apparently limitless bowls of
Jell-O being provided him from the refrigerator. The carp on his hind
leg, while seemingly quite annoyed at its host ignoring it, didn't do
much else other than clamp its little fishy jaws on and look around a
bit.
Nabiki slowly got to her knees and carefully looked at Genma. His
face seemed...somehow different. Faint tinges of evil lurked in his
fur, but it didn't smell like his evil. She felt she would have known
if it was. Which could only mean one thing: something else had bought
Genma. She thought back over the last full day she had spent awake,
and slowly recognized this evil as something that had crept in and
hung around in reality's backstage while nobody seemed to have paid
it much attention.
And now it's up to me to fix it, she realized.
...but first, that drink.
"Um, excuse me, Genma? Can I have some of...?" she started to ask
the elk in between his chomping fits.
Genma stopped eating, withdrew his head from the fridge, looked
Nabiki in the eyes, and paused. A couple seconds later, he sucked up
his tongue into his head and blew a raspberry at her out of both ears
in stereo.
"...well, that clears up that, I guess. Evil." she concluded. At
this, the carp dropped to the floor, flipped over to Nabiki, and
spoke up.
"IF YOU WANT to help us, hear the words. Check your room. One."
It started to flop about to a more comfortable speaking position
when, all of a sudden, one of Genma's tongues shot out from his ear,
grabbed the fish, and pulled it inside his sizable head. The unexpected
infusion of piscatory matter seemed to muddle him somewhat, and he
stumbled forward into the open fridge, which closed its door on him
and vibrated loudly for a few seconds before shutting off completely.
Nabiki blinked. She wanted to be a little unnerved, frightened, or at
least surprised, but strangely enough, the carp's words had left her
remarkably clear-headed and filled with a sense of purpose. She got to
her feet and headed for her room.
As she went upstairs and passed the bath, she could hear her father
inside, still singing a loud bathing song. It didn't sound as evil as
Genma's fur had smelled, but it still didn't seem that he would be much
help in solving the dilemma that had chosen her.
"Besides," she reasoned, "he'd be too wet."
Nabiki went into her room and closed the door. She took a quick mental
inventory as she looked around, and concluded that most things that used
to be in it were still in it. In addition, some things that weren't in it
before were in it now, such as the large pomegranate tree growing out of
her bed. After thinking about it for a minute or two, she decided that
that definitely wasn't there the last time she checked.
It looked healthy enough, and the fruit ripe enough to pick ("It's MY
bed, why wouldn't it be?" she later told Ranma in indignant explanation.),
but there was something built into the side of it. She walked up for a
closer look and pried it loose. It was a rectangular panel with twelve
gemstones encrusted in it. The top row glowed with an apparently natural
light, curiously detached from any external energy source.
"I'm not sure why, but I think this is the key...wait, the key to what?"
she wondered out loud. Not sure how to proceed with this newfound
knowledge, she looked expectantly towards the tree. It didn't disappoint
her.
With the sound of a hundred rams-horn trumpets blaring forth from behind
her closet door, and one linen-muffled quack, the tree shook to the music,
then slowly reached over until every branch, flower, fruit, and leaf was
pointed towards her window. She jogged over to it and looked out, slightly
surprised that her room was now at ground level as opposed to being on the
second floor, as she was quite sure it was before.
Sliding down the street was a colossal black cube, polished and shiny,
plowing up the ground as it went. Curious at the sight of this new and
unexpected one-shape procession, she climbed out the window, bringing her
panel with her, and walked to the edge of the road just as the cube
started to pass by her house.
With a burst of static, two holes opened up on the front of the cube,
and Ranma and Shampoo stuck their heads out to see what there was to be
seen. Nabiki hurried over to the front and started to walk backwards
while talking so as to keep up with the two.
"Ranma? Shampoo? What are you two doing here?" She couldn't smell any
evil on either of them, so she felt a lot more comfortable in engaging
them in conversation.
Shampoo looked Nabiki in the eyes, her expression one of enthusiastic,
if slightly blank, joy and excitement, and declared, "It's Airen! He
THE REAL THING! Shampoo travel for weeks! Two!"
Ranma quickly glanced over at Nabiki, nodded twice in a knowing way,
then withdrew back into the cube, taking Shampoo with him. The holes
irised shut, and the cube came to a sudden stop. With an eerie silence,
it slowly started to rise into the air, got about ten meters above the
ground, then audibly muttered, "Eh, why bother?" and burst into flames,
jumping across the sky and disappearing over the horizon.
"...okay, that was a LITTLE unsettling," Nabiki decided. A small part
of her was slightly relieved that her detachment from her environment
seemed to be wearing off, but she felt a slight buzzing in her hand.
She looked down and noticed that the second row of gemstones on the
panel had started glowing.
Next, Nabiki felt a slight buzzing from her feet. She looked down
and, not seeing anything out of the ordinary down there, realized that
there was a slight buzzing from the ground, which soon shifted over
to a slight vibration, then a slight trembling, and finally a full-
fledged minor earthquake. As she looked around for cover, it dawned
on her that, aside from the recently departed Ranma and Nabiki, she
hadn't seen a single person since venturing outside. That, as
evidenced by the colossal figure of Happosai rising over the horizon,
was about to change.
He noisily stomped across the city, flattening entire houses with
each step, and bellowed a masculine screech of defiance. He wore a
blindingly fresh aura of evil that Nabiki could see from across
Nerima, but it wasn't his own. She had experienced his original one
before, and this it definitely wasn't. She quickly consulted her
gemstone panel once more to see if anything else had been unlocked
with his screech, but it remained only half-lit.
"I hope I don't have to fight that..." she bemoaned as the giant
pervert turned and started to bound in her direction.
"Young woman! Do not fear him!"
Nabiki looked around in confusion to see where that last line had
come from, and saw a unfamiliar figure standing upon her house. He
wore a judo gi, and as soon as she recognized him, his heroic theme
song started.
"DON'T GIVE UP! Your quest | Asobi no michi ni tamashii kometa
shall not be hindered by this | Hitori no otoko ga kyou mo yuku
monster! I shall personally see | Majime ni asobanu yatsura ni wa
to his glorious defeat, for | Karada de oboesaseru zo!
great justice! Three!" With |
that, he leapt at Happosai and | SEGATA SANSHIRO! SEGATA SANSHIRO!
kicked him in the head. | SEGA SATURN, SHIRO!
His fearsome kick knocked Happosai off-balance, and the ancient
master went flying across the country, finally tumbling into the Tokyo
Tower, which promptly collapsed. Sanshiro, not one to leave a task
half-done, raced towards his fallen foe and proceeded to toss him headlong
into the sea, where Happosai exploded. His victory nearly complete,
Sanshiro picked up the crumpled remains of the Tokyo Tower and flung it
at the defeated creature, who obligingly exploded once more.
Segata Sanshiro, having saved Nabiki and assisted wholeheartedly in
the agreed-upon scheme to restore love and order to the land, walked off
towards the setting sun, where he met Shinguuji Sakura, played a short
game of hide-and-seek with her, and founded a dynasty of warriors for
truth, justice, and quality dramatic adventure sagas to spread around the
world.
As for the other events of Segata Sanshiro's reign, all he did, and
his military achievements, are they not written in the book of the annals
of the kings of Sega? Sanshiro rested with his fathers, the kings of Sega.
And Gorokuro his son succeeded him as king.
And lo, Nabiki looked, and there was the Neko Hanten, which had
approached near during the chaotic period surrounding the War of Happosai,
and now stood boldly before her. She debated for a moment or two whether
or not to go inside, until a grand celestial event made up her mind for
her. With a majestic and rather unexpected "whop", a rapidly approaching
wall, spanning the heavens, materialized and began to draw ever closer
to the unassuming Earth.
It was an infinitely wide wall of boiling fire.
It was the End of the World.
It smelled almost, but not quite, entirely unlike a large wet dog.
Having this new apparition to help focus her resolve, Nabiki hurriedly
entered the Neko Hanten. The restaurant, save for the wizened old
form of Cologne slowly rotating on a bar stool, was deserted, and many
a bowl of gomoku ramen lay uneaten as mute witness to the approaching
disaster.
"Yo, little sister," Cologne greeted Nabiki, remaining on her stool
with eyes closed and hands folded, "Perhaps you should go and consult
YOUR FACULTY ADVISOR and learn about the matrix." She stopped spinning,
opened her brownish-green eyes calmly, and started to stand up.
Nabiki waved her hands and frantically shouted, "No, wait!! Don't go!
Don't go and leave me! Wait!!"
Cologne paused for a moment, then grinned and replied, "Fear not, I
can dig it."
Nabiki took a deep breath, walked over to the window to verify that
the fiery stellar wall of doom was still on its scheduled approach, and
returned to the counter of the restaurant to ask, "What exactly did
you mean, the Matrix?"
"No!!!" Cologne leaped onto the countertop, visibly indignant. "Not
the Matrix! Listen to me!"
"No, no, no,
No, no, no,
No, no, no..."
She stopped yelling for a moment, reached down to detach her left leg,
and began to slam it on the counter in time to the final stanza.
"No, no, no!!!
"Do not you understand the mathematical properties here?! Not a Matrix!
Just remember to speak the words! matrix!! Honestly, little sisters
these days...feh!" She sighed deeply, then sat down and looked sadly at
the empty restaurant.
"I don't get it, Cologne...why do you call me sister?" Nabiki asked
skeptically. In her mind, it wasn't that such oddities appearing on this
Saturday weren't wholly unexpected, but it was just she didn't feel...
right...having this particular oddity present itself all of a sudden.
"You mean, are you...?"
Cologne said nothing for several moments. The wall of fire outside
the restaurant marched steadily on, beginning to absorb some of the
higher-orbiting artificial satellites surrounding the planet, and
making the weather outdoors a tad bit unpleasant. The stock market,
showing a remarkable amount of optimism, rose 43.62% and bought a
great many shares in Nabiki Tendo. On Wall Street, a good time was
had by all.
Back at the Neko Hanten, Cologne finally looked straight at Nabiki,
then reached her hand up to her neck and pinched hard. A musical popping
sound emanated from her throat as she pulled up and over her head,
revealing her skin to be enclosing a giant zipper, and the withered visage
of the Chinese matriarch gave way to the noticeably smoother and gentle
face of Kasumi Tendo, age 19.
"Ka..Kasumi?!" Nabiki was taken aback, not only by the fact that her
sister stood before her, but more for the fact that, possessing the rest
of Cologne's body other than her head, she was a fair sight SHORTER than
she used to be.
"Help us, Nabiki. You're our only hope." With that, she pointed to the
ground, and a manhole cover which had previously laid there unnoticed
suddenly sunk away, revealing a dark and deep tunnel leading out of the
restaurant. Kasumi hopped over next to it and beckoned Nabiki to follow.
"Down here is where your quest ends, and you alone hold the key to
halting Pereshte and returning all."
"Huh?" Nabiki commented.
Kasumi smiled pleasantly. "Don't worry, you have all you need. We'll
see you on the other side." She gently picked up Nabiki's fully-glowing
gemstone panel, gave it back to her, then forcefully grabbed her by the
arm and flung her headfirst down the hole, cheerfully shouting out,
"FOUR!" right before the tunnel entrance sealed itself.
After a bumpy yet mercifully short ride, Nabiki found herself sitting
awkwardly(which, in this context, is understood to mean, "upside-down")
in a dark and soggy antechamber, illuminated only by the twelve-gem board
that landed next to her.
"Oww..." She got up gingerly, making sure that her panel, which was
apparently(judging from her sister's words) even more important than
she had thought, was undamaged. Upon closer inspection, and determining
that it indeed was, she finally noticed the fact that all twelve stones,
in four rows and three columns, were now glowing just as the first rows
had started to earlier. What that meant, exactly, remained just slightly
beyond her understanding, though she kept faith that she'd know when the
time was right.
A muffled THUD shook the cavern from above, and she quickly realized
that the wall of fire must have impacted on the planet's surface, and
she so hoped that her father had gotten out of the bath and at least
gotten dressed, so as to stand a fighting chance. Still, if Kasumi was
right, she theorized, she would complete her task down here and it
wouldn't matter much at all in the end.
"Wait...what task?"
Shoving that thought aside for a moment, she got up and stepped towards
the only visible door out of the chamber. It had a standard wooden
doorknob, not at all the sort of thing you'd expect to find in an cattle
slaughterhouse, and she turned it quite easily. The door itself, behaving
as if weightless, silently swung inwards, and she stepped into a very
familiar room.
"Hey, this is my classroom from school!" Indeed it was, every desk
and paper right where she remembered it being, all those many hours ago,
back when there WAS a school. "I guess this is where it ended up. But who
would...?"
Nabiki didn't get to finish her train of thought, as a dozen vines
suddenly whipped out within from the desks, binding her arms and legs and
dragging her over to a spreadeagled position in front of the blackboard.
She struggled against the horde, but it easily overpowered her and held
her in place, suspended several inches off the floor.
The lights turned on, and Nabiki winced, not having her arms free to
shield her eyes from the light. As they adjusted to the brightness,
she saw a dark-suited and helmet-clad figure standing on the far side of
the room, smoky fog billowing around it. With methodical, echoing steps,
it slowly crossed the room until it stood face-to-face with Nabiki.
"What do you want?!" Nabiki angrily demanded, not able to move her
arms or legs, let alone sit down at her desk, which she suddenly thought
of as a very comforting idea, given the circumstances. Her panel had
landed facedown back by the main door, and she just now realized that
there was an inscription of some sort on the back, but she was in no
position to read it from where she was.
The figure tilted its head slightly, in apparent puzzlement, then
slowly reached its hands up to remove its helmet, showing her captor
to be none other than Akane Tendo.
"Hello, Nabiki. I'm your sister." she spoke in a reassuring monotone,
"Don't you like my world?"
"You're not my real sister!" Nabiki responded forcefully, her eyes
beginning to moisten up with tears from the pain of having the vines
squeeze her ankles and wrists tightly.
Akane tilted her head the other way, then reached down into the fog
surrounding her feet to unstrap and step out of her boots, looking back
up at Nabiki to continue her soothing monotone, though in a slightly
higher tone of voice this time, "I'm your sister. I made our world for
us."
"No!! You're not my real sister!" Nabiki closed her eyes tightly,
not wanting to believe that her admittedly strange Saturday had come
down to this torment.
Turning away with a sigh, Akane walked a few steps towards the middle
of the classroom, before stopping, forlornly turning her head back
towards Nabiki, and quietly whispering, "I'm your sister."
"NO!!! You're NOT my real SISTER!!!" Nabiki all but screamed, wishing
everything would just go away and leave her be, having a nice comfortable
breakfast back home, with rice and miso soup, perhaps an orange or two,
and a relaxing cup of coffee, or possibly chocolate milk, depending on her
mood that morning and whether or not there was any in the house at the
time.
"Okay, fine, I'm not your real sister." Akane looked away dejectedly,
before abruptly spinning back around to face Nabiki, eyes wide open in
shock and hands reaching up to grasp her throat, gagging at something
climbing up her windpipe. She staggered around, knocking over someone's
chair that had been sitting in front of their desk, and collapsed onto
it, heaving and twitching.
Nabiki looked away as best she could, not at all wanting to see her
sister, even one that admitted it WASN'T actually her sister, being in
this much pain. After a long silence, she cautiously looked back at the
prone form of the fake Akane, and the creature emerging from her
unconscious mouth. It shook itself free and began to float in the air
under some otherworldly form of propulsion. Its dark beady eyes seemed
to gaze right into Nabiki's soul, and it glistened with residue from its
recently departed host. It looked, smelled, and sounded as evil as an
entire warehouse devoted to rugs made from the fur of Genma the elk, and
had the sort of aura that would cause an ordinary person to collapse in
shock just from being in its presence.
Nabiki held up decently enough under its onslaught, mainly owing to
the fact that it was, paranormal qualities aside, a common Mongolian
gerbil.
"I am Pereshte." it stated matter-of-factly, still using the higher-
toned version of Akane's voice. "Perhaps you've heard of me?"
"Oh yeah, I remember now. I think my other sister mentioned you..."
Nabiki said nonchalantly, trying to stall for time while she frantically
tried to figure out what it was she came down here for in the first
place.
"It's a great pity you weren't included in my original plans. Quite
honestly, I completely forgot about you, which is why things had to come
to this. Greatly sorry, but you know how plans is plans. Now, shall we
get started?"
"Wait, just a second...what HAVE you done, exactly?"
"Oh, you know. This and that. Some of the other thing, but not TOO
much. I like to be tidy. Now, calm down, this will only pinch a bit."
Pereshte settled down on a nearby desk, reached back and snapped off
his tail, which quickly morphed into a bamboo drinking straw that he
then pointed at Nabiki. With a regally important "foop", it shot forward,
extending itself until the far end embedded itself just above the center
of Nabiki's chest.
It only pinched a bit, just as Pereshte had claimed it would, but
Nabiki didn't mind that so much as what she knew, deep down, would
happen next, which so terrified her that she could hardly describe
it, yet quite effortlessly think of nothing else. This was very
nearly a great and tragic event, except that she DID manage to
think of something else. A few something elses, in fact.
"One."
"Two!"
"Three!"
"FOUR!"
"Not the Matrix! Listen to me!"
Ruby, topaz, beryl. Turquoise, sapphire, emerald. Jacinth, agate,
amethyst. Chrysolite, onyx, jasper.
"Besides, he'd be too wet."
Nabiki opened her eyes suddenly, seeing Pereshte about to drink
through his straw, which surprised him somewhat. "Is something the
matter?" he asked calmly.
"...I know how. I don't know how, but I do." she whispered in awe.
A grin slowly spread across her face, and she shouted, "I know how to
solve the puzzle!"
"What puzzle? What are you talking about?" he questioned, looking
confused, or at least as confused as a gerbil can look when he's
preparing to drain the soul from a teenage girl through a drinking
straw.
Nabiki mentally ran over the day's events quickly a couple times,
just to be sure, then shut her eyes, took a deep breath and shouted
with all her strength:
[ IF YOU WANT ]
[ THE REAL THING ]
[ DON'T GIVE UP ]
[ YOUR FACULTY ADVISOR!!! ]
Exhausted, she slumped down in her restraints, then slowly looked up,
noticing, with no small amount of triumph, that the straw embedded in
her chest had vanished without so much as a small pinch. Pereshte stood
there, jaw hanging open in abject shock. He honestly hadn't expected
anyone to actually guess his system password, and here this mere child,
completely overlooked for days, had somehow, without any apparent slicing
skills, managed to crack his code down to the most secure levels.
"How....HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?!?!" he all but exploded in consternation.
Leaping forward off his table, fully intending to repeat his question
from close range while floating before Nabiki's face, he experienced a
quite painful power drain mid-way through and plopped to the floor. It
felt quite a bit more intense than a small pinch.
The vines holding Nabiki suspended quickly slacked off, and she dropped
to the floor. Unfortunately for her just-conceived plans to interrogate
the little gerbil, determine what exactly he had done, why he had done
it, how best to reverse the effects on reality, and whether or not those
really WERE real gemstones embedded in the panel that she'd accidentally
left facedown by the door to the classroom...she landed directly on
Pereshte, and he behaved quite like a common Mongolian gerbil, one very
much lacking in paranormal qualities.
*sqloosh*
Immediately following that sqloosh, several million other sounds of
various intensities, most of them leaning towards the loud end of the
spectrum, flooded into the classroom. Nabiki clapped her hands over her
ears, which proved to be a very poor defense against the audial onslaught,
and struggled to keep conscious. Glancing around the quickly darkening
room, she looked down at the broken body of Pereshte. It was quite clear
that he remained mortally wounded, but hadn't quite stopped moving, giving
a twitch now and then, as if his wounded mind was lashing out randomly
inside his cracked shell. Desperate to stop the wail which felt was just
about ready to liquefy her brain, Nabiki jumped into the air as high as
she
could and landed with both feet stomping into the rodent's back.
Silence.
Blackness.
Carpeting?
Nabiki groggily opened her eyes, and noticed that she seemed to be
laying on the floor next to her bed. Waking up a little bit more, she
deduced that she had apparently fallen asleep still wearing her clothes
from yesterday, a REAL yesterday, and that she was drenched with sweat.
She also noted, with no small amount of relief, that there was no
tree growing out of her bed, pomegranate or otherwise.
She contentedly murmured, "There's no place like my floor..." Pausing
to collect her thoughts, she amended that with, "...but not right now."
She got up, checked her clock, and determined that today, even if it
wasn't a school day(which, things being what they used to be, she wasn't
quite sure she'd even remember properly), she was up and awake in plenty
of time to not be late.
Deliriously happy in the security of knowing she was home, in her own
reality, in the happy place where only standardly weird things happened
to her, she pirouetted daintily around in the center of her room a
few times. It was one of the happiest mornings she could think of in
recent or distant memory, save one or three nagging distractions. She
encountered the first such distraction midway through her fourth
pirouette, as she saw Akane standing in her open doorway.
"Um, Nabiki? Is something wrong? You..."
"HUH..?!" She froze in surprise, and stammered a bit. "Er, well...uh,
yeah, I MEAN, no! No, everything's fine! It's just, um...why do you ask?"
Akane looked around hesitantly, then softly said, "Well, I...I just had
a weird feeling, that's all. I thought maybe you knew something about
the...Nabiki? What happened to your shirt?"
Nabiki frowned, and looked down at her sweater and her undershirt, both
with cleanly punched holes through to her unharmed chest, right below
her throat. She paled slightly, searching for a suitable answer, but
not having any come to mind.
Akane, eyes wide in concern, silently excused herself and closed the
door. Nabiki, no longer feeling quite so overjoyed, wandered over and sat
down heavily on her bed, then quickly getting up again after feeling
something in it. She pulled back the covers to reveal the same rectangular
gemstone panel she'd somehow brought with her. It wasn't glowing anymore,
but now seemed as perfect a time as any to read the inscription she saw
earlier, which she subconsciously knew was still there, even an entire
reality away from where it had been written. With trembling hands, she
tenderly picked it up, turned it over, and read what was written there.
"THE BEGINNING."
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Disclaimer:
The characters of Ranma 1/2(Nabiki, Ranma, Shampoo, Cologne, Akane,
Kasumi, Genma, Soun, Ryouga, and others I didn't use) are owned by
Rumiko Takahashi and those she licensed them to, including, but not
limited to, Shogakukan and Viz. The character of Segata Sanshiro is
owned by Sega Enterprises. The events and persons in this fanfic
are completely fictional and any resemblance to actual events or
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proper or improper use of this fan fiction. Comments, suggestions, and
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