Greetings,
I have had this idea floating aroundi n my head for weeks if not months,
please can you read and review or comment where needed, or even just to tell
me to forget fanfic writing altogether.
I thought it was about time I return something back into the fanfic
community, after all I have been reading these for years, but never gave
anything back, I have tried to write fanfics before, but never had the guts
to continue past a few sentances. Now I have finally gotten a prologue kinda
sorted, I have no proof readers, and so I have had to rely upon myself to
proof read my own works.
Yes I know this might be a cruddy fanfic, if it is just tell me it is, I
like the honest truth on where I stand.
Its a Self Insert that will be based around the Ah! My Goddess theme, and
eventually will become a crossover, to Ranma 1/2 and more if I continue it.
Kind Regards
Andrew Painter
sanjiyan@blueyonder.co.uk
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"Take the different 'hells' of each religion", Brett
explained, "and combine them in one place". He noticed their
expressions and nodded, "It's *not* even a nice place to
visit", he confirmed.
"I'd like to re-decorate it", Chia-Neko pipped up, "With
a fusion bomb in the hundred and fifty megaton range...".
-- Series 7 - The Cat's Chia-Yao - Ah Oh My God? - Brett Handy
-- Attached file included as plaintext by Ecartis --
-- File: Prologue.txt
God/Goddess of Children - AMG!/Ranma � Self Insert with various other crossovers�.
*** WARNING!!!! First Fic Alert ***
Some if not all the characters might be OOC, if this is a problem for you, then please do not read any further�
Disclaimer.. I so not own any characters from the Ah My! Goddess or any other anime/manga series, so please do not sue me, you wouldn�t get much from a poor college student anyway.
Prologue:
I was sitting in front of my computer, searching the internet for more information about how I was going to get into teaching as a career, I found out that I needed to back to college, to sit a few refresher courses as the last time I sat in a classroom was around 8 years ago, so I found my local college�s website and started browsing, looking for any information that would help me in my quest, after around ten minutes searching I had found the information I was looking for, and I was surprised that even at 24 years of age, the college would still accept me, but the website did point me to go to the contact page they had so I could contact them and arrange a appointment to pop in and speak with the Student Councilors and get more information about what courses I needed to do and when and how to go about enrolling.
So I located the contact page and started to run my eyes down the screen to find the number I needed to dial to speak with them.
�Ahh, there we go� I muttered as I found the number I was looking for, and reached over to grab the phone that was on my bedside table, I started to dial and the phone was promptly answered by a young lady on the other end who introduced herself as a assistant to the student services, and enquired as to why I was ringing them, after explaining that I wished to speak to someone about enrolling in a few courses to get me started in my career as a primary school teacher, I was asked to wait for a few moments and was put on hold. As always the hold music was dull and boring, much like most others, after a few minutes of this, the phone was picked up, and promptly went dead, a split second later the dial tone was heard again.
�Not again!!!�� I scream! I hate it when that happens; you spend 10-15 minutes on hold waiting to speak to someone, and when they do decide to answer the phone it screws up and hangs up, so now in a slightly miffed mood I start punching the number in again to speak with the college, after a few attempts because the phone was engaged, I get through.
�Good Morning, this is the Goddess Relief Hotline; a consultant will be with you shortly.� Was all I got from the voice on the phone before again they hung up, this time I was confused. I was sure I had just dialed the correct number, dumb-founded I hung the phone up and just sat back at my desk, a tad confused. I decided to just wait for 5 minutes to try and figure out why I dialed a wrong number, pretty sure to myself I dialed the right one, when all of a sudden, I heard a buzzing coming from my TV behind me, so I turned around with remote in hand to turn it off, thinking I had inadvertently turned it on when I put the phone down, only to be shocked to see some a pair of hands gripping the sides of the TV while there was little lines of static jumping all over the screen from the hands, sitting there �bug-eyed� like Wile� Coyote does when he sees Road Runner run through one of his traps, the buzzing got slightly louder when it all stopped with a �pop� and this tall, slim and platinum haired lady, literally popped out of my TV. To say I was shocked would have been an understatement, as she finished coming out of the TV, she stood up, and started to float a few inches off the ground, she was wearing a tight long dress, which seemed to be molded to her body, which made her look very sexy, just not too sexy, she seemed to stand there and just ooze sex somehow, and she had this weird set of tattoos on her face, two dark blue triangles just below and the outer side of her eyes, and this large dark blue upside down triangle on her forehead.
�Hiya kiddo, you rang so now I am here, make a wish and its yours� she said in a sultry voice with a hint of impatient.
By this time my mind was well out of it, and was boarding on complete shut down, and I just couldn�t form any words, nothing at all, by this time even though only a few minutes of blinking while I tried to figure out what was going on, she started to talk again this time with more rudeness and impatientness behind her words, which kind off shook me out of it, I think her also waving her hands in front of my face helped in that matter also.
�OK looks like you need me to spell it out for you huh? OK then let�s start from the beginning. My names Urd, Goddess of the Past, Class 2 Category 2 Limited, I�m here to grant you a wish, be it your hearts desire, love, or money, anything you want, I�m from the Goddess Relief Office, filling in for my sister. So� hurry up with it and make your wish, I don�t have all day you know, Bell�s gonna be making dinner soon and I don�t want to miss it.�
By this time I was starting to get back to my normal self, and after hearing her little speech as it were I was just about to lose it again when she slapped me lightly across the face, this certainly woke me out of my shocked educed stupor.
�Wha.. What did you say?� was all I got out while rubbing me cheek which was rapidly growing warm and I bet a bit red from her palm.
�As I said before, I�m Urd, Goddess of the Past, here to grant you one wish, only one mind, and no you cant wish for more wishes, its just not allowed, nor would they work anyway, so don�t get any ideas along that line� she proclaimed.
This was amazing, scary, and most of all shocking to me, there she was a real live, honest to god, sugar and sweet Goddess in my room, I wouldn�t believe any of what she said if it wasn�t due to the fact that she just �popped� out of my TV like she did, that and the fact that she hovering off the floor by around 3 inches, twirling her foot around making circles, rather impatiently, I had no idea what to wish for, I�ve never thought about it, yes I had day dreamed in the past as to what we all would like or wish for, so what should I do, should I wish for winning the National Lottery? Being filthy rich for the rest of my life, hell wishing to live for ever sounded good right about now, but I just couldn�t think about it, there was so much running around in my head, what do I do, what do I wish for, hell what would anyone wish for if they where in my position? Also what she told me a few moments ago, it was one wish, only one, nothing more and nothing less, I could wish for true love, my hearts desires, anything, but wishing for those didn�t seem right at the moment, wishing for true love, what�s true love if you make a wish for it, it wouldn�t be love would it, it would be forced love, the person you wished to love you, would yes, but would she love you in every sense of the word? To be given freely and received freely and all that, so what to do, what to do, I was going round n circles. So I did the only thing I could think of at this time, I asked her what she would wish for, what wishes has she granted in the past, and asked about what she did, and any family she might have had, anything just to pass the time a bit more slowly, and help in granting me more time to think about this wish I was being given, its something I did not want to waste on something silly and stupid.
�Do I have to? You know I am in a rush, I already said to hurry it up, I have places to be and places to go, after all Bell is going to have dinner ready soon, and I don�t want to miss one of her dinners� she wined, I nodded my head quickly, with out much thought to it, I was still thinking about what to wish for as she started to tell her tale and everything I had asked her to tell me about.
�Well OK then, lets get this finished as soon as possible, as I said I have things to do, so the sooner I have this wish finished and sorted the better, I have 2 sisters, called Belldandy and Skuld, both of them are of course Goddesses, we are the Norse Goddess, Belldandy is Goddess of the Present, and Skuld is Goddess of the Future, between us we represent and run time, and space, after all, I am the past, Bell is the present and Skuld is the future, without us there would be no meaning of time, I�m the oldest, and Skuld is the youngest of us, as I said we are the Norse Goddesses, which means we are old, and the first of the Gods and Goddesses after The All Mighty of course, I live in Japan at the moment, but as you see I get around a lot, and normally Bell handles this wish granting business, I normally deal with system administration of Yggdrasil, which runs Asgard which is where us Gods and Goddesses live and Midgard which is where you mortals live and the rest of the Universe is. You asked about what wishes I have granted and to be honest as I said I don�t normally deal with this wish granting or even with the Goddess Relief Office, but I have granted the odd one or two wishes in my time, mostly mortals wish for riches, love or to live for ever, you know the normal, dull stuff.�
As she was going on with what she has done in the past for others, and wishes and stuff I was sitting there trying to listen and take it all in, while at the same time, think about what I was going to do, what I was going to wish for, when she started to talk about her sisters, and something clicked when she mentioned Skuld and that she was the youngest of them.
�Hang on a minute� I asked, �Tell me about your sister Skuld, every time you have mentioned her name you seem to frown or say her name slightly differently, more in a annoyed tone, whys that? Has she done something wrong recently?� I asked.
�No, its not that, I love her to bits, but I would never admit it to her, her head would get all big and wouldn�t fit through the door if I said that to her, but why? Its nothing really, its just your normal sibling fights and arguments, she might be Goddess of the Future and all, and she is a real genius with those mechas she builds and other stuff she invents, but she�s still a little girl, she tries to act all big and grown up, but I dunno, she at times, needs to stop and look around, take in what�s going on in the world around her, she thinks at times the universe revolves around her, and she is jealous of Bell and her boyfriend, yes I tease her about it, but why shouldn�t I, I�m her older sister I�m entitled to do stuff like that, but she takes it the wrong way, and moans, whines, and otherwise bites back, only she does not know when to quit, I don�t either to be honest. I don�t know why I�m telling you this, you pah, a mortal, knowing how I am feelings about this, all you need to do is grant your wish and its all over for you, you will never understand what its like to have a younger sister, not listening to me, or how I feel, only interested in herself at times, and no one else.�
�I think I do know how you feel� I say, after listening with open ears to all of what she has said so far. �I happen to have a younger brother and sister, yes my brother 23 and has grown up, but my sister is still pretty young, older then yours maybe but I had to go through what you, yourself is going through now, and its not all that bad, that�s why I want to go into teaching young kids, grab them while they are young, so they understand to a degree what to do and how to learn those skills, and maybe, just maybe help others like you from getting all depressed over it, and also help the young children also, stop them from feelings lonely and thinking that they are not needed or wanted, which is what I think Skuld is feeling like at the moment, you said that your other sister, Belldandy has a boyfriend now, maybe that�s why Skuld is acting this way, maybe when she�s being a pain in the arse as you so kindly put it, maybe she is really trying to reach out and trying to understand why she�s not the centre of attention no more, you have other matters to do, and Belldandy has her boyfriend, Skuld has no one she can turn too, yes she still has you and Belldandy, but she is not seeing that.� I say, somehow losing myself in what I was saying, something I don�t normally do, only when I get all emotional about something.
Urd is just sitting there listening as I did to her when she was talking.
�I wish there was a way I could help you and Skuld get back what both of you have seemed of lost, and to help any other child from having to go through that again, help them feel waited, loved and never for them to feel alone, hurt or anything like that, its something I am trying to do by becoming a teacher, something I believe I could help in, like it was a calling in life.� Just as I finish what I was saying, Urd is sitting there wide-eyed and her eyes are all glazed, all of a sudden her tattoos started to glow white and they got brighter, and brighter, she started to lift off the ground higher then she was before, hovering around 3-4 feet off the ground, her arms slightly pointing outwards, her tattoos suddenly gave a massive blinding flash and there was thunder clap, and she said in her sultry voice.
�Wish Granted�
At those two words my eyes lit up like traffic lights� What wish?!? I never asked for wish, and all of a sudden, my mind wondered back to just a few minutes ago, and ran through like a video what I said, and how I phrased it, all of a sudden I was worried I had blown my wish, I noticed that Urd was starting to float back down to the ground, she looked tired all of a sudden, and as soon as her feet rested on the ground I opened my mouth to ask her why due to a slip of the tongue she had granted my wish, it was just a figure of speak, a couple of words that was phrased wrongly, when I just grabbed my temples in agony as headache like I have never had before came on, I tried to cry out in pain, and just as soon as the headache arrived, it had gone. Then I noticed I was falling to the floor, I braced for the impact, but I never felt a thing, because blissful darkness grabbed me and I lost consciousness�
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