Subject: [FFML] [GW/other][spamfic/list] Things you will NEVER see in a GW episode
From: "Dragon Dagger" <Yoroidenronin@hotmail.com>
Date: 4/10/2002, 4:59 AM
To: "FFML" <ffml@anifics.com>


>From the psychotically warped (or at least sugar enhanced) mind of Dragon
Dagger comes the latest installation to the Really Stupid Anime/Fic Things.

THINGS YOU WILL NEVER SEE IN AN EPISODE OF GUNDAM W
((or what would happen in a psychotically deranged universe))

1.  The Warner Brothers and the Warner Sister popping out of Heero's gun
when he aim's it at Relena and latching on to the appropriate person
shouting "Helooooooooo Nurse!"

2.  Trowa looking at Quatre and saying, "You blew up the last colony, want
to flip for this one?"

3.  Wufei leaning Noin back A la Pepe le Pew and romancing her.  "Ahhhh you
are so beautiful tonight my little sugar dumpling."  Kiss kiss kiss.  "Oh
how the skies light with your radiant beauty..."  Kiss kiss kiss.  ((You get
the picture))

4.  Zechs in the middle of the first ZERO vs. ZERO system combat opening
communications lines with Heero.  "You know, My sister is pretty powerful.
Your brains and her power, you should really hook up."

5.  (Early in the series)  "He wants Lady like?  I can be lady like if this
damn script didn't call for a hard assed bitch!"

6.  (Quatre in the middle of YET another space battle)  "Hey guys?  I'm
tired of fighting for now.  Any one want to go for Coffee?  We can finish
this later."  (Watch as the entire cast and extra's agree and fly off to the
nearest colony for coffee)

7.  (Duo coming back to the battlefield after said coffee break)  "The God
of Caffeine's back again!!!!  MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


On that note I had better stop before I get severely beaten within an inch
of my life for the raving lunacy contained here.  Stay tuned as I will be
back.  MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Dragon Dagger

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