After the end of DQ, my humour muse has left and
refuses to come back for love or Pocky.  I've been
trying to lure her back by reading funny fanfic and
watching comedy.  (So now she's in mourning for Cary
Grant.)

The point is that these were inspired by some similar
things that came off the RK ML a couple of years ago. 
Credit where it's due, etc.

Please enjoy!

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What if... Fushigi Yuugi were a live action show? 
One immediate consequence would be the fact that there
would be bloopers.

The FY Blooper Reel

[KOUJI has just entered TASUKI'S hideout, where he has
taken MIAKA after stealing her from EIKEN.  They are
doing the mutated Cossack dance in greeting when
suddenly the loudspeakers start blasting out a French
cancan.]
[TASUKI and KOUJI look at each other, shrug, and start
doing the cancan.]
[MIAKA stares at them both, then grins and lines up
beside them, joining in.]
ALL THREE: La la LALALALA la la, la la la la LALA, la
la lala...
DIRECTOR: CUT!!

*****

[The Palace courtyard.  It is raining.  DARK TAMAHOME
is standing in the middle of the courtyard, having
challenged MIAKA to come out and be killed.]
[HOTOHORI is advancing towards DARK TAMAHOME.  He
pulls his sword outof its scabbard in a flamboyant
gesture... and cuts his thumb on the blade.]
HOTOHORI: ^&%#$@*^^$)&%$@!!!
[DARK TAMAHOME cracks up.]
DIRECTOR: CUT!

*****

Feel free to make up your own...

Raye

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