Hi. I know I and my wife haven't published anything here in about a year
or so, but our major work "Tales of Ranma and Ranko - Our Wedding Day"
is undergoing a rewrite, all my other stories are still being written,
and the pressures of the Real World ain't helping. To top it off, the
Muse is badgering us about several other unrelated projects, sometimes
all at once.
Argh. Sometimes it hurts being as wonderful as us.
I promise we'll get around to publishing everything WHEN WE CAN. Honest.
I mean it. I swear on my mother's grave.
JILL: Your mother's not dead.
She will be, she's very old.
JILL: I'll tell her you said that.
Publish and be damned. She's a thousand miles away. I'm reasonably safe!
HA! [fingers anti-mojo charm nervously]