"Miller, Bert" <Bert.Miller@unisys.com> wrote:

"Mistress!  Mistress!  Let's finish some long-outstanding
fanfiction story!"  Alielle pleaded.

HIROSHI: Somebody's borrowing our schtick here....

"Yes!"  Fatora agreed, pumping her right arm and smirking.
"Some fanfic with lonely female characters!"

"And maybe we can do a self-insertion!" Alielle added,
clapping her hands in glee.

GARY: Who are these people, anyhow?

DAISUKE: I think they're part of a group that's been causing trouble for
the Chicago Transit Authority's elevated trains. You know, by running in
front of the track and then away just before the train gets there, and
stuff like that.

GARY: Really?

DAISUKE: Yeah. Collectively, they're quite well known as an El hazard.

- - - - - - - -
Ranma's group continued to trudge north to Mongolia, traversing
mountains and deserts, deserts and mountains, some of which
reminded Ranma of Shampoo for some reason.

GARY: His hair was getting really dirty by that point.

Meanwhile, back in the village of Joketsuzoku, two new
characters appeared, walking in from the direction of Mt.
Phoenix.  The taller stood proudly, shoving out her attributes
for the inspection of the Nujiezu warriors who happened to be
around.

DAISUKE: Let's see...Speed 6...a 23 Ego...50 Stun...you're hired!

 The shorter rubbed her hands together in glee as she
gazed at these selfsame warriors.

"Oh, my!" said Kasumi, putting one hand to her mouth.  As
she was looking at the two newcomers rather than where she was
walking, she tripped over a small unevenness in the road.
Fortunately, Fatora was there to catch her.

GARY: Actually, Kasumi went into Mongolia with the other group.

HIROSHI: There's gonna be lesbian action, and you're worried about
continuity points?

DAISUKE: Actually, continuity is important in lemons.

HIROSHI: It is?

DAISUKE: That's what I heard. "The best lemons consist of nothing but
continuous sex."

"Oh, dear, thank you so much for catching me," Kasumi said.
"Oh... your skin is so soft... and you're so beautiful..."

DAISUKE: [exaggerated Joe Cocker imitation] o/~ You are so
beautiful...to me...can't you see? o/~

"But of course!"  Fatora replied, running her hands over Kasumi's
back.  "Catching you was my pleasure!"

"Mistress," Alielle pouted, "can't we share?"

"Go get your own!" Fatora answered with asperity.  "Oh, and
bring me another while you're at it."

Alielle giggled and skipped off, only to bump into Kodachi,
coming around a corner.  Before Kodachi knew what was happening,
her clothes were missing.  She put her hands to her cheeks in
horror, her ponytail standing on end.  "Ranma-sama will be
able to defeat me now!  Whatever shall I do?"

HIROSHI: Not to worry. Against you naked, I rather doubt that Ranma
would be in top form either.

GARY: Not with having to explain it to Akane, no.

DAISUKE: Hey, didn't Kodachi's head get cut off at some point?

GARY: Maybe she got better.

"I'll console you..." came a husky, sly voice, from the short
girl Kodachi had collided with.

DAISUKE: Sorry, I'm not a console application. I use the full AWT
graphical interface.

HIROSHI: What the heck are you talking about?

GARY: I think his thread just crashed with a JokeNotFunnyException.

"Oh, all right.  Let's do it!" replied Kodachi.

And they all lived lustfully ever after.

HIROSHI: Now why couldn't we have had an ending like this?

GARY: Because for you guys, being lustful ever after wouldn't be any big
change. Anyhow, Bert, thanks for a fun read.

DAISUKE: Maybe this'll start a trend. Three years from now, we'll see
Vince's gymnast girls finish "Much Ado."

GARY: Sure. And two years later, female Ranmas from three different Dave
Roeder fics will compete to finish "Centaur," each trying to prove that
he can come up with a better ending than the other two.

DAISUKE: My money's on the Ranma from "Ten Yen."

HIROSHI: So is Nabiki's.

GARY: *ahem* Until next time....


Gary Kleppe
http://www.akane.org/gary/comics.html

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