Jonathan Rosebaugh wrote:
On Mon, Apr 01, 2002 at 08:28:41PM -0600, Aaron E Nowack wrote:
"Because I know something that you do not," Saffron explained,
crossing his arms over his chest.
"And what is that?"
"Unlike you, I've used only a _fraction_ of my true power!"
Saffron: Now, behold my unparreled ability!
Ranma: What was that?
Saffron: All rock in the vicinity has been turned into stone! Match
that!
Saffron waited for his opponent to quiver in fear. After a moment,
once Saffron discovered that Ranma was still smiling, the Masu
spoke. "Oh, there's something I ought to tell you."
Saffron scowled. Nothing in his domain could remain secret from him!
"Tell me."
With disdain in his voice, Ranma shifted his gem from one wrist to the
other. "I'm not left-handed."
Well, that was one of the intentional spoofs.... :p
Ranma: Soylent Green is made of PEOPLE!!!!!!
Ranma woke up, blinking from the shock. "Aaaah! The reavers are people
in big suits?" He stopped yelling, still blinking, as his vision made
out two female figures hovering over him.
Tsunami stood and shook her head at the other woman. "Washuu, next
time you want to eat something EXOTIC for dinner, let me cook."
Though this scene of domestic tranquility does lend one to wonder
what happens next. :)
"It was all a dream," he murmured, finally realizing the truth
of the matter. "No more manga after eating Akane's cooking for me," he
declared, grinning, and running out of the room.
Ranma: So, was I a human dreaming I was a Masu, or am I a Masu
dreaming that I'm a human?
Washuu: You were a boy dreaming you were a hero.
Hotaru/Tsunami: He was MY hero....
Bravo! A classic ending! I laughed, I cried! See End of Elimination in
theters folks! You won't regret it!
And they have a convenient pillar outside against which to bang your
head afterwards!
Wouldn't have it any other way!
Jonathan Rosebaugh (who, frankly, would have preferred the Tsunami
clones. Maybe, anyhow.)
The test audience did not survive the viewing.