I've never done a SongFic before. I figured...why not?

	Will the real Fic Ranma please stand up?

	May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please.
Will the real Fic Ranma, please stand up? Will the real Fic Ranma please
stand up?

	You all act like you never seen a fanFiction before! Jaws all on the
floor like Ranma when Akane burst in the door, and started whoopin his
ass, first and before he tries to explain, kickin him over Nerima.

	It's the return of the...Oh wait. No wait, yer kidding! He didn't just
say what I think he did? Did he? And Takahashi said, nothing you idiots!
Takahashi's dead, she's locked in my basement!

	Venomous women love Ranma, Yappapa Yappapa,  lookit him walkin around
tryin ta kick some ass, tryin ta get more girls. 

	Aiya! Is so cute though!

	Yeah, I probly got a couple of fiancees, but no worse than what's goin
on in Akane's bedroom.

	[Ernk! Ernk!]

	Sometimes I wanna go on a date and just let loose, but I can't, but
it's okay for Mousse to hug a statue. [Shampoo!]

	Her chest is on my lips, her chest is on my lips. I'm unlucky and can't
even give it a little kiss! That's the message that I deliver to my
fiancee's and they expect me to not know what a woman's clitoris is!

	Of course I'm gonna know what it is, o'course I know what it is! By the
time I hit volume nine, I got four friggin fiancee's don't I?

	We ain't nuthin but teenagers, well some of us old men, who try and
force me to have sex with violent tomboys; but if Mousse can hug a
statue, and there's no reason me and Ryoga can't elope. [Yetch!] But if
ya feel like I feel I got the antidote, when Minotaur's wearin pantyhoes
sing the chorus and it goes...

	I'm Fic Ranma, yes I'm the real Ranma! All you other Fic Ranma's are
just imitating! So won't the real Fic Ranma please stand up, please
stand up? Cause I'm Fic Ranma yes I'm the real Ranma, all you other Fic
Ranma's are just imitating. So won't the real Fic Ranma please stand up,
please stand up?

	Tenchi Masaki don't gotta be a man to get women, well I do, so fuck him
and fuck you to. Ya think I give a damn about Akane? Half the authors
can't even stomach her, let alone stand her. 

	But Ranma, what if you're crossed over? Wouldn't it be weird?

	Why? So you guys can just overpower me just to get me here? So you can
sit me here next to Lina Inverse? Yoko Mano better switch me chairs. So
I can sit next to Tenchi Masaki and Shinji Ikari, and listen to em argue
over who Nabiki Tendo gave head too first! Little bitch put me on blast
at Furinkan High. 

	Kuno-chan, set of five, three thousand yen! Tee hee!

	I should download an audio on MP3, and show the world how she gave
Ataru Moroboshi VD.

	I'm sick of all you crazy martial aritst, way of tea indeed! I have
been sent here to destroy you! 

	And there's a million Fics with Ranma's just like me, who pimp like me,
who just don't give a fuck like me, who dress like me eat, sleep, and
fight like me. And just might be the next best thing but not quite me! 

	I'm Fic Ranma, yes I'm the real Ranma! All you other Fic Ranma's are
just imitating! So won't the real Fic Ranma please stand up, please
stand up? Cause I'm Fic Ranma yes I'm the real Ranma, all you other Fic
Ranma's are just imitating. So won't the real Fic Ranma please stand up,
please stand up?

	It's like a head-trip to get hit by her, cause I'm only given her
things no one else will say to her. The only difference is, I got the
balls ta say it in front of her, and I don't gotta be false or sugar
coat it at all. I just just get in her face and spit it, and whether you
like to admit it, I just shit it better than ninety percent of you
authors out there. Then you wonder how can kids eat up these fanFics
like pocky?

	It's funny, cause at the rate I'm goin, I'll be the only guy who's
really a girl when I'm thirty. Pinchin guy's asses while I'm flirtin,
and this whole gang of fiancee's is still cryin.

	Inside of everyone is a Fic Ranma lurkin, he could be workin at Burger
King, hitin on the bitches there; or in the parkin lot screamin, "Hey!
Ya wanna fuck?" With his fiancee's sleeves rolled up and her temper up. 

	So will the real Fic Ranma please stand up, and put one of those
fingers on each hand up? [Kuso] And be proud to be out of your mind and
outa control! One more time, how does it go?

	I'm Fic Ranma, yes I'm the real Ranma! All you other Fic Ranma's are
just imitating! So won't the real Fic Ranma please stand up, please
stand up? Cause I'm Fic Ranma yes I'm the real Ranma, all you other Fic
Ranma's are just imitating. So won't the real Fic Ranma please stand up,
please stand up? I'm Fic Ranma, yes I'm the real Ranma! All you other
Fic Ranma's are just imitating! So won't the real Fic Ranma please stand
up, please stand up? Cause I'm Fic Ranma yes I'm the real Ranma, all you
other Fic Ranma's are just imitating. So won't the real Fic Ranma please
stand up, please stand up?

	Heh. Guess there's a Fic Ranma in all of us. Fuck it, let's all stand
up...

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