----- Original Message -----
From: "Jon Osborne" <darklion25@hotmail.com>
To: <fox1@colla.com>
Cc: <ffml@anifics.com>
Sent: Friday, March 15, 2002 2:11 AM
Subject: [FFML] Re: [Keshin] [Humor] [Parody] What Were My Lines Again?

We see the scene of Kenshin confronting Shishio in the inferno room.

Shishio : Kenshin prepare to die!

Kenshin : Anytime you're ready pigboy!

Director : Cut! What do you two think you're doing!? This is Rurouni
Kenshin
not Ranma One-half!

Shishio : Oops I got the wrong script here.

Oops, I think

Kenshin : This is a script for Ranma One-half.

Director : Somebody get them the correct scripts!

A while later after a change of scripts.

Shishio : Give me the power of Jurai Kenshin himura!

Kenshin Himura!

Kenshin : I shall not give you my grandfathers tenchi-ken!

grandfather's Tenchi-ken

Director : Cut! Those are the wrong scripts! Somebody get the right
scripts!

Later.

Shishio : Give up and surrender your energy to the Dark Kingdom!

Kenshin : I am the sailor suited soldier of love and peace Sailor Moon

and

in the name of the moon I shall punish you!

Director : Cut! Why me?! Arrrggghhh!

We see a scene of the director beating his forehead against the wall.

We leave with a scene of the director falling unconscious.

Whatta weakling. I never fell over unconscious from banging my forhead
against a brick wall in high school, or now for that matter.  I mean, how
else do you knock the stories loose?  =')


(Ya missed this scene)
Much later.

Shishio : It will give me great pleasure to take the shards of the Shikon
Jewel from your cold, dead hands half-breed!

Kenshin : You will never defeat me Naraku!

C-Ya ='P

Jon Osborne

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which
produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very

little,

which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad
breath. This made him ...what? A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by
halitosis.

             -Just meting out some punishment

Well, since we're adding to this....  ^_^

Shishio:  You must pilot the EVA-01.

Kenshin:  I hate you, father!

~ * ~

Shishio:  I'm going to kill you.

Kenshin:  Heero...

~ * ~

Shishio:  Prepare for trouble.  And make it double.  (Hey, why do I have two
sets of lines?)

Kenshin:  Yeah, yeah, I've heard it before.  Go, Pikachu!

~ * ~

Well, it sounded good enough in my head.  ^_^;;

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There's two theories to arguing with a woman.  Neither one works.

"Let us live so that when we die, even the undertaker will be sorry."
-- Mark Twain

"Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality."
-- Jules de Gaultier

Meddle not in the affairs of dragons!
...for you are crunchy, and taste good with ketchup.
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