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Genma hit the ground silently and stood motionless, listening for the
enemy. There was nothing; no startled outcry, no enraged yelling, and
none of that deceptive bursting into tears nonsense.
He was free from his wife at last!
Deciding that he'd best hurry up and get as far away as he could, as
quickly as possible, he ran the short distance to the wall at the back
of his yard, then leapt over easily when he reached it. Stopping again
on the other side, he waited a minute to see if he'd been spotted.
Still clear, nobody had noticed him.
Well, except for the neighbor's dogs, anyway.
After a short, panicked run to another nearby fence, he escaped once
again. He kept jumping from yard to yard until he was about a block
away from his own house, trying to slip over each one as quickly as
possible, hoping that Nodoka wouldn't be upstairs and look one of the
windows that faced in his direction. He had no illusions of his ability
to resist her screams of anguish, should she let that horrible technique
loose, so the best method of prevention would be to make sure he was too
far away to hear them when she started.
KP: Would suggest giving the technigue some cliched martial arts name. and
put screams of anguish afterwards, as an explanation of siad dreadful
ultimate wife attack.
He was currently on their roof, listening to the sound of children
screaming. How Soun was able to put up with that, he did not know.
Nodoka and his son alone were enough to push Genma to the breaking
point; the fact that the crazy woman hadn't been letting him drink
lately only made things that much worse. Soun was much worse off; he
had a wife and three DAUGHTERS, horrible, useless things that they were,
all trying their best to make him go insane.
heh
Which is why Genma was here tonight. He was going to escape his own
personal hell, and it'd hardly be the friendly thing to do to leave Soun
to his. They would ditch their families and go on a training trip,
maybe try to find that old, perverted master he had heard about. Surely
the [a:extraneous a] guy that ancient wouldn't really be running around
groping women,
and somebody knocking on death's door as he was would probably
appreciate having a couple of young students to teach his ultimate
techniques to before passing away, right?
If not, him and Soun could probably trick the geezer into revealing his
secrets somehow. They'd both managed to sneak their ways into semi-
wealthy families, using their innate charm and manliness to get their
respective wives to marry them. How could they fail?
KP: Him and Souns sounds weird. I would rephrase. Ano... aren't they
already married?
"Ranma is a real pain in the ass," he spat suddenly. "The damn brat
won't ever shut up. I tried to start teaching him how to land properly,
and he just bursts into tears every time, not even trying to do it
right! Then Nodoka pitched a fit when I tried dropping him off the
roof, to give him more incentive. I don't know what's wrong with the
woman, protecting him like that. He'll never amount to anything if he's
treated like a baby..."
Heh
The priest nodded, then asked, "Are you sure you want those two married?
They'll probably have little retard kids."
HEH
Where was Soun, anyway?
The end.
Notes: Yes, this was strange. It didn't turn out near as good as I
wanted
it to, but hopefully it's at least slightly funny. Oh well. If you read
the whole thing, I'm flattered, but you really, REALLY shouldn't have...
^_^;
*...*
Your mind is weird.
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