Thermopyle wrote

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Genma hit the ground silently and stood motionless, listening for the
enemy.  There was nothing; no startled outcry, no enraged yelling, and
none of that deceptive bursting into tears nonsense.

He was free from his wife at last!

Heh. Cute little build up.

Deciding that he'd best hurry up and get as far away as he could, as
quickly as possible, he ran the short distance to the wall at the back
of his yard, then leapt over easily when he reached it.

That's awkward. Id' rephrase it in some way, though how is eluding me at the
moment.

After a short, panicked run to another nearby fence, he escaped once
again.  He kept jumping from yard to yard until he was about a block
away from his own house, trying to slip over each one as quickly as
possible, hoping that Nodoka wouldn't be upstairs and look one

out one

 of the

windows that faced in his direction.  He had no illusions of his ability
to resist her screams of anguish,

inability, I think you mean

 should she let that horrible technique

loose, so the best method of prevention would be to make sure he was too
far away to hear them when she started.

I'd cut this into two. Probably at 'loose. The best

He was currently on their roof, listening to the sound of children
screaming.  How Soun was able to put up with that, he did not know.

Soun: Earplugs. The most sound investment a parent can make.

Which is why Genma was here tonight.  He was going to escape his own
personal hell, and it'd hardly be the friendly thing to do to leave Soun
to his.  They would ditch their families and go on a training trip,
maybe try to find that old, perverted master he had heard about.  Surely
the a

drop 'the'

guy that ancient wouldn't really be running around groping women,

and somebody knocking on death's door as he was would probably
appreciate having a couple of young students to teach his ultimate
techniques to before passing away, right?

Interesting idea. Never thought of them hooking up with Happi after they
were married. Always thought of them being with their master before and a
bit after the children were born.

If not, him and

he (I think)

As soon as he saw that his throw was successful, Genma pulled his head
back up and out of sight, then listened again.  After a short scream
loud thumps were heard leading towards the kitchen, probably that sow
going to call an ambulance or nearby doctor.

Definitely a variation of 'Genma: Evil Incarnate' here. You could probably
pull this off with out the snide little remarks he's making in his mind.

ribs.

Some blood, dark-red, trickled out from one of Soun's nostrils, but he
made no movement.

This looks bad.

Pausing to see his friend's reaction, he looked at Soun, who still
hadn't said anything or had his eighth shot yet.  Actually, Genma had
been forced to drink the previous seven, as well.  "Are you gonna drink
that?" he asked, mostly as a formality.

If he's dead, i think even Genny would have picked up on this at some point.

about it?"

The little man laughed, seemingly embarrassed.  "Well," he said, "I've
got something that might do that for you.  Some magic mushrooms I found
a few days ago for changing people's ages."

Oh, this is evil.

Turning, he looked at the still-sleeping Tendou girl.  That mark on her
face was pretty ugly.  Reaching out, he smacked her lightly on the
cheek, and she woke up.  As soon as she did, she opened her mouth and
started to scream.

He shoved the mushroom as far into her mouth as it would go, and she
shut up.  As he did so, she got bigger, aging a certain amount
instantly, then as she grew and there was more room, he pushed it in
further, and she got bigger still.

Yep. Evil Genma all right. Pretty stupid too, on the side.

The priest nodded, then asked, "Are you sure you want those two married?
They'll probably have little retard kids."

"Of course!  The kid is the whole purpose behind this!"

Real evil and dumb.

The end.

Notes:  Yes, this was strange.  It didn't turn out near as good as I

wanted

it to, but hopefully it's at least slightly funny.

Not really. Pretty unfunny, but it could be I just don't care for the
premise. Should have made it more of a spoof. Reads too serious as it is.
Sorry I can't say anything more helpful but that's my opinion

D.B. Sommer

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