Slacks, I just couldn't resist this...And those of you who are of
immature age shouldn't read this, despite the fact that there's nothing
really that bad in it.

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All the Komakai Things--Chapter KittyKat

A Sailor Moon / Ranma 1/2 / ???? X-over

By: patchmonkeySLACKER 
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Setsuna finished getting dressed, and turned to stare at Nemisis as she
stepped out of a shadow.  "Are you just going to stand there and look at
me all night, or are you going to do something?"

Nemesis chuckled a bit.  "No, I'm not going to stand here all night.  I
have more important things to do."

"Like what?  Go threaten some kittens?  Maybe terrorize a few 
kindergarteners?  Wait, I know!  You could hunt down Hello Kitty and 
hang her from the Tokyo Tower!"  Setsuna sarcastically drawled.

Nemesis looked Setsuna up and down and shrugged, seeing her chest
heaving.  "Okay, if you insist," he spoke, as he disappeared back into
the darkness.

Setsuna stood there slackjawed, then stared at her hands for a moment.
"Oh, yes.  I forgot, he's still immune to sarcasm.  And to think I
wanted to seduce him...her...them...I quit."

******************

Nemesis stood at the top of Tokyo Tower holding a white cat by its tail.
"Isn't this fun?  I've never had so much fun, ever!"

"Please don't kill me," replied the cat, as Nemesis started tying a
noose in the rope he took from his dimensional space.

"Not gonna kill you."

"Oh, that's a relief."

"Just gonna hang you from the top of Tokyo Tower.  Don't move," he
continued, whistling happily.  

"Oh, my," replied Hello Kitty.

*******************

Setsuna stood there, staring at Nemesis as they watched the morning
news, where the top story was of a dangling Hello Kitty.  "It was
sarcasm!  Sarcasm!  S-A-R-C-A-S-M!  You don't do it!  No!  That's bad!
Bad bad bad!  Naughty Nemesis!"  

Nemesis stood there, eating his Cheerios.  

Setsuna continued to look at him, wondering why his actions turned her
on so much.

"Well, Setsuna, everyone knows dames melt like Jell-O for naughty boys."

"But...Hello Kitty!  You hung Hello Kitty from the top of Tokyo Tower!"

"Yeah, so?"

"Why?"

"Duh.  What was I like in the Silver Millennium?"

"You were...the lover of several of the Senshi."

"So, can't you see?  After all these years of being alone,I suppose this
is a case of being too hung up on pussy."

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