Opening scene: Just after the usual opening scene for Ranma
1/2 up to the point where Soun learns about the curses and
says " Oh that's not so bad. Here are my three daughters
Kasumi 19 Nabiki 17 and Akane 16. pick one and she'll be
your bride!"

At which point all three girls turned on him and began to
hit kick and bite him like Rabid Dogs at an all-you-can-eat
steak bar. Thus preventing Soun from a long slow lingering
death from the injuries he suffered from training with
Happosei.

At the same time Ranma turned to Genma and proceeded to
dismember him with the Neko-Ken Ki Claw attack, Genma had
taught him at the age of six.
He then turned both father-like creatures into one inch
square cubes which all four of the youngsters flushed down
the toilet.  Giving each other Hi-Fives and congratulating
each other on the scheme to get rid of the Morons.

They then sold the house and land, split the money and left
Nerima forever. Each living happily ever after. Well after
some minor adventures in which each one became immortal
anyway.

The end.

I always wanted to see a fic in which the kids jumped the
fathers for the marriage contract. Now I have to go recover
from pneumonia and a 102 DG. temperature.

--
Rick Robinson
RICHARDROBINSON@prodigy.net


If violence is not solving your
problems you're just not using enough of it.

     Misato

"I guess I'm just an old-fashioned sentimentalist at heart.
I refuse
 to accept a no-win scenario.  I hate the thought of a
universe without
 justice.  If the maneuverings of dark powers can't be
exposed and
 defeated by the pure of heart, then there's no point in
anything.  I
 can't believe that."
                               -- Benjamin Hutchins


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