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(PROLOG)
It was a dark and stormy day in Ucchan's Okonomiyaki-Ya. No sooner
had the sign placed outdoors than Ranma vanished. Ukyo Kuonji,heir to
the Kuonji Style,cutest fiancee of Ranma Saotome,owner of Ucchan's
Okonomiyaki-Ya,best-looking cook of Nerima,and a spatula tensai,was
had Ranma on the grill while she stepped out to look at her sign.
She'd been want to marry him," I can be Ukyo Kuonji Saotome
afterward. " When all of a sudden. the roof fly off.
" NOOOOOOO! " Ranma commented.
They who break the seal of Ucchans roof descented into the dining
room and look around. The first of two carries a tightly hewn sceptre
of finest bronze. The second conceal a two-meter sword of finest
bronze in the folds of his cloak. All the diners flee outward. The
first instruder is a tall female,pointing to Ranma.
" That is who our capture is intent! Retrieve for return! " she
spoke of him to him.
Whipping out his finest sword,the pentultimate intruder
deconsciousnesses the heir to the Saotome Style and returns to the
center of the dining room.
" All done! Let us being our plans now! " he recieves as his second
instructed.The two(plus one)leave out the not-anymore roof before
Ukyo(who raced in just before)has chances for tackle either of the
three.
" RANCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAN!!!!!!!!!! " Ukyo protested his abduction.
He knew her from a small yatai in the Kansai area when they were very
young,and their father both agreed that they would marry,and she would
become Ukyo Kuoni Saotome as a result,because she was the cutest chef
of okonomiyaki known nationwide. It was how it was meant to be,but it
was not now to be,because Ramna was missing out the ceiling,which(as
happened justnow)the ceiling was missing.
Since there was no one else to serve okonomiyaki to,so she shut down
the grill,make sure it's set for cooling,picked up her spatula weapons
of many a size and variety,and closes for the day. Her next mission is
obvious clear.
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KOUNJI UKYO and SAOTOME RANMA
adn
OTHERS from RANMA 1/2
and
a SOME ORIGINAL CHARS
in
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[ A B A D I D E A W A S " K I D N A P " ]
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{ps. I've own my original chars,but not ranma chars}
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(Issue One,Hour One)
It was a dark and stormy day immediately adjacent to Ucchan's
Okonomiyaki-Ya. Ukyo Kuonji,heir to the Kuonji Style,was going to do
battle with the abductors of her kakko-ii ii-nazuke to retrieve,and
sometime in the later future,do marriage with. But not yet,you see.
Do you?
" Where did they go? " Ukyo pondered. Since they went upwards,she
figured maybe they walked above the buildings,so she jump on one.
But no sooner did she jump on one than she still didn't see them.
" Maybe they took to the sky. " Ukyo ran to the west
in an effort to reach Cologne,Shampoo,and Mousses Neko-Han-Ten,
which was similar to Ucchan's Okonomiyaki-ya,but she didn't yet know
if it was closed due to missing roof like Ucchans.
" I'm here! " she whispered herself,as she walked through the
Nekohanten,and there was still a roof. Ornate neko figure draped
along the ceiling for decorated but it's still stormy immediately
adjacent to the Neko Hanten,so it's a good thing for block the hail.
" Sampoo! You became a wall! ",which was the voice of Mousse,the
waiter,who was trying to walk through the wall but couldn't. Cologne
stands on a table and look at Ukyo. There is a bowl of gomoku ramen
here.
" What's your purpose here,Kuonjidono? " Cologne queried Ukyo,who
waited for the question.
" Two possibly flier warriors took my roof and took my iinazuke,and
they I lost them in the storm outside! " Ukyo expounded. Then she
describe their attire,including the ornate gold-and-purple robes and
shoes they had on at the period of abducation.
Cologne's hair stand on end. This is story she rembered from long,
long ago.
[B E G I N 1st FlashBack]
Cologne was young. As she explored,she saw a castle in the distance
where the soldiers wore ornate gold-and-purple robes and shoes.
[E N D 1st FlashBack]
"I know where they're base is,and they very likely used it as that.
Now go and take Mousse and Shampoo with you,as their great strength
shall lend aid to your cause. Locate Mukodono and return safely,and
I will give you this bowl of gomoku ramen. " Cologne replied.
Mouse found his glasses and could see Shampoo on the other side of
the restaurant,but before he could get her,Cologne arrested his
foreward movement with her long stick. " Mousse,go with Ms. Kuonji to
find Mukou-Dono. Shampoo to go too. "
SHampoo: " But grandmother,whoever shall mind the Nekeohanten? We
would be gone on our quest for possible weeks? "
" I am old,and have matered many a skill in Restarant Operation. No
need of worry. " Cologne reassures.
Shampoo is reassured. " Very well than,to rescue him we go! "
Cologne turns to Ukyo. " Be sure and be ready. Those who removed
Ranma from your grill did so for one reason. What purpose would that
be? Is Ranchan a great threat at them? I only had him for the grill a
tiny bit. "
" Likely not,but their reason for capturing many a one is unvariably
for to marry with the royalty of them. You have probably a day or few
before they officiate this,then he will becoming on of them. " Cologne
summarized.
Ukyo's collappse with grief. " NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! " she lamented. She
wanted to be the one to marry,not the royalty. Then her resolve filled
all of it form top to bottom and she stands.
" We'll go get Ran-Chan and for sure leave them for wasting! " she
vowed. " Now,my self and Mousse and Shamppo and perhaps others will
go,...but where? "
Colone pulls a paintbrush from a nearby table,draws on a napkin,adn
hands it to Ukyou. " Here is a map to there castle fortress,and their
is yet another item you can utilize. " She hops away to get some thing
from the back room while Shampoo and Mousse fight.
She returns with carefully wrapped and holy object. " Since you like
spatulas,here is one of them. We have call it as Spatula of the
Ancients of Jokuzetu. " With ominous tonal range," It could come in
useful handy on your mission. "
" Ancient Chinese Spatula,huh? " as she stuff the artifact in her
backpack. " Very well,Ancient Matriarch,we shall soon ownzorize their
army. SHAN-PU! MUU-SU! It is time! " so the three of them leave the
Chinese food eating establishment.
----
" Now,who else should bring along with us? " Ukyo thinks of
alliances. Her first idea turns out to be Akane Tendou,uncute financee
of Ranma Saotome,youngest daughter to Soon Tendou,and also she hits
Ranma with mystical magical mallets.
" I would rather not bring her to the attack,since she'll probably
capture Ranma and feed him evil and stuffing. " but with even more
thought,she proceded: " however. . . . perhaps her titanic strenth
was able crack the castle we are to invade. " Ukyo nodded. Such
usefullness is good to have. Don't you agree?
The trio lands in front of teh Tendo-Dojo and walks inside. There is
a panda here. Akane is not in a good mood. Kasumi has the table set
for several,but Ranma probably won't be able to eat tonight.
Akane saw there was no Ranma with Ukyo,where he had last gone,so
she became suspiciuous. " Where did you take Ranma?!? " Akane accused.
Shampoo speak up first. " The youngest Heir of Saotome was kidnap
early thes afternoon,by Ancient Royalty who wanting his talents plan
to do marriage with him. "
" HES CHEATING ON ME?????????? " Akane exploded in furious fury.
" Why that baka hentai ecchi sukebe chikan kudamono!!!! " Akane was
uberly upset. " He deserves THIS! " as she form a large wooden mallet
with her very mind,throwing it into space.
----
At very moment,far away,Akane's malet returns from reeentry and land
on Ranma. " Ouch! " he ouched.
----
Ucchan,being the cute fiancee,kickslap the uncute fiancees gentle
firmly for good measure,at least for learning.
" He's (=[my]=) cute fiancee and it shall be that I finally get to
marry Ranma after we reunite together after the victory I will
procure! " Ukyo explained to Akane,who wasn't listening because she
was sleeplearning after the last one. Ukyo kicks too hard,but she also
has spatulas. Which are sharp and stored in her easy-to-reach-area.
Nabiki has Genma clean the table.
Kasumi apologizes for her imoto behaving. " She's just a violet
maniac. That reminds me,I think you and Ranma Saotome would make a
perfect couple. Please take my food. As you travel. " she offers with
generously.
The trio bows to accept the snacks,and off they go again. But no
sooner than they step outside than they see the rowboat of the Great
Kuno Tatewaki,Age Seventeen.
" Here comes the Kuno Rowboat! " remarked Mousse.
----
Indeed. However,since this is a newly powers rowboat,it floats above
the asphault.
" My own oft-resplounded and high adequate skills to thy disposal,
fair maiden,purple hair maiden,and bespectacld washcloth. For an aged
maiden has explored the depths and crevaces of her oratory skills,just
if only to tell mine own self of all the great arduous and tasky
quests that lie along your density. Yea,the path is trecharous,yea,the
enemys numerous,yea,your skills challenged,but it is of great fortune
that the silver-haired matriarch happened upon my presence,for
afterwards,she donned the Holy Garb of House of Kuno to bless the
rowboat with her her cooking,and when the bowl rold away,I,Tatewaki
Kuno,Age 17,Scion of The Kuno Estate,boarded a mystical magical flying
vessel that you,even now,behold upon thine eyes. Yea,the boat is
rocking,and together we shall all come a-knocking,to visit unlimit
justice at those who raise their hand against the pigtailed onna,a
crime or which none can result but great justice dispensed from this
hand,this other hand,and this righteous and holy wooden sword,which
has slain many nations several times over thru it's great and
illustrious existance. No finer wooden sword,crafted from the Jomon
Era from the present time,exists save this very weapon carried through
the skys on my rowboat,bless greatly,of the sole Tatewaki Kuno
(very,very unclonnable),BlueThunder of Fuurinkan KouKou! "
Kunou takes a breath. He did not know that the pigtailed girl was
Ranma.
" When we launch my boat,we shalt soon be arrive at the fortress of
which thy ancestor spake regarding,and our cause shall triumph mighty,
yea,for the Kuno Clan hat decreed it so! And so! Now,will you enter
my sailing vessel for a cause of great heroic and herring due!? " Kuno
bequested.
" Makes sense," Mousse responded.
Shampoo,Mousse,especially Ukyo climb in. Mousse rows even harder,and
the warp to amazingly fantastic speeds.
" Just you wait,Ranchan,we are all coming. And then afterwards we
show them precicely WHY your kidnap was BAD IDEA. " Ukyo oathed.
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(Issue Two,Day One)
The Cloud Castle Of Clouds float over an unlabeled sea,constructed
of the finest hewn granite timbers of all the land. Along the tops of
teh walls of the squarish fortress,there is walkway of ten cubits in
depth,and chisled scarlet emeralds adorned the mellow aesthetics.
Kuno aim his flying boat at the castle in the sky,over the sea,and
cries out his battle cry,"AAAUUUUUUOOOOUUUUAAAAAAAGHHHAAAAAAAAARR!!!"
Ukyo bap him on the head," For not so loud!! " she warn him. Shampoo
and Mousse keep rowing fast. The boat collide with the top wall with a
jubilant crunch,and pasengers tumble to the floor. Along the edge was
already standing one who notice their entry,surprise at their ability.
Nonetheless,he steps forth to repel the invaders.
" I am a prince known on this land as Thro Ewei,and a great and
nimble warrior,and that means great loss to YOU!!!! " Thro charged the
group,weilding a chisled blade of crushing to the fore as Ukyo
forumlated a plan of cunning to dispatch this foe.
" Mousse duck! " she announces while Mousse croches down near the
finely engraved floor covering,established in some unforetellable era.
As he falls,Ukyo withdraws one of her twelve-inch throwing spatulas
from her patented okonomiyaki-seller outfit,leaned back and to fling
the cooking projectile to intersept Prince Ewei.
The startled prince naturally recieved the flying foot of blinding
steel locally in his upper torso,concussing his ribs to and fro,and
giving him his a surprise. The impact collasped his now undulating
bravado,tormenting his resolve and downright crushing his mentally
declared association of attack/defend strategies which with hed plan
in an instant to heap upon the presumedly muddled intruders. That
instant long gone,and his crumpling commenced forthwith,helped not by
his newfound inability to yawn,but rather accellerated by his pitch
towads the edge. Finaly trip up upon the scarlet emerald railing,worth
hundreds more than his ornate gold-and-purple royal cloak,purchased by
pundler over many a century,his thinking slowed to rumbly mellow
molases,as his conscienceness ceased,and,giving one final gasp of
sibilant wasted defeat,flips off the edge and into the cloudly depths
from which his ancesters borne his queen.
Shampoo declared," That wasnt him,lets go! ". The quartet of
of rescuers charges the entryway into deeper recesses of the castle
without a name. " Ranma,inside! Follow us this way! "
----
In this castle,there live a queen. Her name was Amber Mojiri-Jou,tho
subjects of her merely called by title royale. As great a warrior as
seen around this fortress,none has best her martially. She formerly
dropped into Ucchans Okonomiyakiya to retrieve her one and future king
to be,sitting currently in a central bubble restraining his fury until
such a time for graet ceremony to occur.
" Hold! Why do you do this thing! What you are doing is wrong! "
pledded Ranma Saotome,encased quite rightly in the most seceure bubble
of the land. His Mou-Koh-Taka-Bisha had bounced back on him,and it was
all a not working escape.
" Do not worry thee. Later we shall wed and all to excellence our
nation be,together,with fun! " Amber comforted(or attempted thereof)
the young Saotome,who in actuality was her exact same age,down to the
very day,which was a major factor of his choosing.
Ranma wanted to see his kawaii iinazuke Ukyou Kuonji(later plus
" Saotome " he hope) once more,so he desparately attempted to flee
once more.
" KA-CHUU TEN-SHIN AMA-GURI HEADBUTT!!!! " as he rammed into the
encapsulatory prison a hundred times in one blow,which knocked
himself unconscience.
" What a sad,strange little man. " Mojiri-Jou observed. When all of
a sudden,an aide to royalety rushed upwards to her place.
" Prince Thro Ewei tried flight off the castle wall and four
intruders seek to tell you likewise! " he warned excitidly.
" What. " she recoiled. " He was a skill warrior,but he cannot fly.
Put me on speakerphone! "
----
Ukyo and her team bounded up an down the cooridors of the castle,
not once pausing for examine the dingy and/or fetid caverns which
interspersed the fortress,but only focusing on righteous task at hand;
recover Ranma Saotomoe!
" How are you,strangers? " a feminine voice boomed from every
direction. " I hear you throw a Prince over the wall,am I correct? "
Kuno answered," Woman of Incorporeality!! Our quest is noble and
just! We have assembled,as you see before you,a team of fighting force
to liberate a woman of mighty virtue and undulating beauty,whom you
and yours have acquired through force and trickery! No member of a
civilized race,let alone a warrior whose defendment of the feminine
race surpasses the bounds of most earthy men,can allow such a deed to
stand without dispensal of mighty justice! Therefore,we,comprising
this group of righteous fury,do declare upon this that day,your castle
will become as rubble strewing by our terrestrial crows in flight,who
pause to rearrange the ruins of olde standing by as mute witnesses to
similar evils perpretrated in generations long past,banished there by
all good and decent governments and systems powers by unerring truth
and love of all that defeated their unworthy foes!
" Furthermore!! Whensoever such causes are meet opposition which
declined to stay it's hand,it becomes necessary,nay,pertinent that a
good and just people throw off the princes that bind them to their
former condition just as,in weeks long past,I,Tatewaki Kuno,Age 17,
did defeat and punish the unholy Ranma Saotome with throw potatoes
until his fling off my roof attained! "
At this exclamation,Shampoo and Ukyo slap him into a wall for
bed. The Queen voice continued," Unfortuneate. However,to take [my]
Saotome,you first fight a squad of our finest warrior,and then,should
you be possibly miracly pass them,you will face my righthand in a
duel,and if these tasks you pass,you'll do battle me. You may have
chipped my prince,but it won't stand! " she pronunced.
Ukyo counter: " Not Likely! You claim so,but I swear that (=[my]=)
Ranma will be go home with me! " This make Shampoo grumbly,but Mousse
will distract her?
*click* The queen clicked. Before them a door appear,and open.
Behind the door
is the squad of warrior aforementioned to Ukyo/Shampoo/Mousse. Both
of them prepare weapon,and the warriors shine their purple-gold Boots
of Kicking.
" GYRAAAAAAHH!!! " the battlers became enthused with there foes and
let fly. Shampoo had bounborri to fight,and sent many a opponent to
flight. Ukyo then finished off all who Shampoo passed over with the
blinding steel in her battle spatula. Mousse whimsicoracally encircled
the group,as possibly casual-tossing explosive items into the mix.
Kuno is sleeping. What do expect from an unconscious kendo master?
" We're done here! To the next fight! " Ukyo lead. As the quartet
(minus one) journey on,their next challenger as stand alone in his
room,wielding the two-meter sword of finest bronse. The stygmatic
aire of his cloak bade a forebiddng presense about his stance,which
awaited his fresh new battle.
----
Ukyo/Mouse/Shampoo charged into the room after a brief pause to
enjoy the snack packed to them from Kasumi. Than they meet their
next challenger. He stand at 223 cm and outmassively roared. Ukyo
study his tactic while Shampoo and Mousse attack.
His blidning two metres of flashing bronze cut the Chinese weapons
in twain,and his gold-and-purpleclad foot booted them handy.
" Ai-yah,"Shampoo/Mousse appraised. Ukyo try decide on special attack.
But then she suddenly rember.
[B E G I N 2nd FlashBack]
Ukyos otosan teaching her how to fight. " Use the spatula,Ucchan! "
is the lesson he instructs. Than he demonstrate using a natioanl
spatula of Great Power: " HERA-HAME-HA!!!!!! " and destorys a tree.
[E N D 2nd FlashBack]
Ukyo think back to that time,and remember fathers ultimate beam. She
fights off some sadness,then retrieves her Ancient Chinese Spatula
from whence it lodged,in her bandoler,and follows her training.
" Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! " the unnamed assailant laugh
bravely. But all of a sudden Ucchan delivers a power beam through his
gut. " HERA-HAME-HA,KOUSEI HAN!!!!!!!!! " The beam firing through
her ancient spatula hits him about 55 times,knocking him for a loop.
" Wai! Sugoi! " cheer Shampoo,but then she pass out on Mousse,who
fell a minute ago. But no sooner did that occur than the speakerphone
resounded.
" Amazingly impressive,to say from me to you. But NOW you face your
ultimate challange;step foreward!! " Queen Amber Mojirijo declared.
----
Ukyo steps foreward,and finds herself,the Queen(in purple-and-gold
fighting garb and a tightly hewn sceptre of finest bronze),and Ranma
sleeping in a bubble altogether in a throne room.
" In the name of okonomiyaki,release my Ranchan or I punish! And
that means you! " Ukyou demanded,drawing forth a creepy warlike
stance.
" ... " was the queen shout to begin the fight. Ukyo try for beam
attack as before,but Amber deflect away with septer.
" Now for my royal mighty blast! " she exclaims,whirring her stick
as Queen of a Parade. " NAISHUUGEN BEEEEEAM! " and Ukyo is knocked for
a loop.
" What strength...but there are many like her all over the world! "
Ukyo realized. Then as possibly depair,deciding Ranma wants a strong
and skill fiancee,she decide if to give up,when all of a sudden she
remember something else:
[B E G I N Last FlashBack]
Ranma stood behind her grill. It was a dark and stormy day outside.
Remarking on his cute iinazukes quality,he told her," Ucchan,when I
say I want you instead of someone,I mean it from the inside out,no
matter how you fight. "
[E N D Last FlashBack]
This incouraged Ucchan,who leapt up and used all her spatula weapons
simultaneously,in a great flurry of exploding power.
" CHOUHATSU DENSETSU!!! " she screamed as she kickslapp MojiriJou
into the ceiling,once and for final. Then she frees Ranma from the
bubble,where he just now wakes up.
" Ucchan! " he interjected,just before they kissed quickly,deeply.
He then observes the castle," Looks like the battle is over. "
" Yes. Yes it is. Will ask me this time? "
" Yes. Will you do marry with me? "
" HAI!!!!! " she agrees,blushing profusely. The two hold eachothers
hand all the way back to the rowboat and they row off into the sunset
and then live afterwards,leaving their great weird adventure back in
their past.
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(Issue Three,Epi Logue)
Kuno awoke from his bed in the wall,and journeyed forth to find his
pigtailed girl. But no sooner did he journey than he found Queen Amber
Mojiri-Jou awakening from her bed in the ceiling.
" Huzzah! It is the red-haired beauty I have sought after for all my
life! For I was for long and puzzlesome years questing after the fresh
and healthy and powerful Akane Tendou,whose beauty never failed her
day in nor day out,and sustained my hopes of lasting joy,and also the
pigtailed girl,whose hair of flame-colored fibre kindled romantic fire
from the first day I grabbed her...but NOW I see the one and only
girl,nay,woman of statute whose radiant beauty,even from the ceiling,
shone radiantly down on my humble visage not unlike as the sun reflect
its potent beam of photons off of the many vibrant flowers and natural
richness of the finest gardens of Hanazono anywhere,including the one
in my own estate,which is professionally tended every weekday at five,
six,AND seven,and furthermore.. " *CLONG*
The queen put her sceptre back down on her throne, looked around at
the mess of her castle,the rubble from all the fights,the broken
capsule of Ranma,and the unconscience kendoist at her feet and sighs.
" Ah well...the consolation prize isn't too bad-looking. "
[Musical Interlude: Butterfly ~Upswing Mix~, DDR 3rd Korean]
----
Meanwhile,far below,several fanfic writers were having a tasty
feast full of the finest meats and cheeses from all the land. Prince
Thro Ewei lands on a nearby island. " OOF! " he grunted.
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[Author's comments]
OUCH! Ow. Er...
o_O
...no comment.
[Disclaimer]
The characters of Ranma 1/2(Ranma, Ukyo, Shampoo, Mousse, Cologne,
Akane, Nabiki, Kasumi, Genma, and others I didn't use) are owned by
Rumiko Takahashi and those she licensed them to, including, but not
limited to, Shogakukan and Viz. The events and persons in this fanfic
are completely fictional(oh, PLEASE let them be fictional.. ) and any
resemblance to actual events or persons is completely unintentional,
and the author is not responsibile for any injury, trauma, or other
detrimental condition resulting from proper or improper use of this
fan fiction; if you read the whole thing and get mad and blame me,
you should have stopped sooner and repeated to yourself, "It's just
a fic, I should really just relax." Sorry 'bout that, but with this
sort of thing one HAS to be careful...
[Author's notes]
Everybody's OOC, the grammar is atrocious, there wasn't even
a THOUGHT of running a spell check, I've got commas adjacent to
everything, the plot development was negative, the whole fic was
stupid, had lame dialogue, "fight scenes" of pointlessness, stilted
attempts at humor(if you can even call them that), Akane is bashed
beyond reason, Ukyo is unstoppable, and the entire fanfic is
nothing but an exercise in SHEER, UNADULTERATED IDIOCY!!!
...I know.
Yeah, I know it's really bad. That was what I was kinda aiming for,
actually. Y'see, I had some really severe writers block going on, and
get a lot of ideas and notes for various things scattered across my
desk, but could never get any of them past the critical stage of
making them form into actual stories. So, during some time in FFIRC,
I got the idea to write, what I called at the time, "A Really Bad
Fic." The plan was to get something, ANYTHING, down on paper from top
to bottom, since just starting was always the hardest part of writing
assignments all through my school years.
So off into MSTing Land I read, and figured I'd try to amalgamate
various things and then make the whole thing up as I went...took about
four days to get it all done. And if you had as much fun reading this
as I had writing it...then there's probably something really strange
going on. Ahwell, I figure if I'm the sort of guy who enjoys reading
stuff like Mortal Kombat vs. Street Fighter or Dr. Thinker un-MSTed
just for the fun of it, there's gotta be at least some others out
there too. This story is for you(and you know who you are). :)
To summarize, this fanfic is INTENTIONALLY BAD. Each and every
misstep was made with the full knowledge that it was a drain on
whatever real quality the story had to begin with. But as an
exercise in reading really bad fiction...eh, it's a bit of fun.
If you're offended that something like this is here, or have an
inordinately adverse reaction to reading it, or just think the whole
idea is really really stupid, then try to think of it as a really
obscure and unorthodox form of parody. One that you aren't a fan of.
And that that's okay. Seriously, if this sort of thing isn't your
cup o' tea, by all means ignore it. I'm just trying out different
things here. :) Remember, they laughed at Kenchuro Tojo! (...though
for very good reason.) I'm just sorta using this as a springboard.
Hmm...C&C? Heh, well, I doubt it would be much help, as I was going
for a bad-fic-parody effect, but if you wanna use the plotline and make
a real, quality fic out of it, be my guest. It'd probably be more
entertaining to read than this pile of burnt potato+root beer puree. :)
Oh, and as for the pro-Ukyo/anti-Akane thing, I had read some Mike
Rhea fics just before I was deciding on the main plotline...I actually
like all of the girls fairly equally(in a RL "they can be well-rounded
personalities" way, not a Kuno "I SHALL DATE WITH ALL OF THEE!!" way).
So no offense at all to any proponents of one fiancee or another is
intended...oh, and while I'm at it, please don't take anything in this
seriously. 'Twas just something weird that happened and kept going
and going and going...and it even scared me with the weird and lame
places it was going, but it was too much fun to pass up. :)
Fear not; my next fanfic attempt(whenever and whatever that may be)
will be an exercise in writing GOOD literature. I am, at least, THAT
sane. At long last, I can say I've written a full fanfic(albeit a
dumb one), and I fully intend for this not to remain my sole
accomplishment. Actually, now, with this thing out in the open, I've
given myself yet another incentive to get to work on something,
which was one of the side-effects I'd been counting on. Who'd WANT
this thing to be their only released work? Heheh...
Ok, finishing up here..the email address for fanfic comments(or MST
requests?) is sabremau@yahoo.com, and don't worry about going to the
trouble of writing out a comprehensive C&C; it'll probably take longer
than it took to write the original fic. And yes, oh yes, always
remember:
Keep circulating the fanfics...
(twaaaaang)
" Here comes the Kuno Rowboat! " remarked Mousse.
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