Boredcollective@aol.com wrote:
This will probably be the last mutation on the thread for a while...
The future is missing.
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Ah! My Goddess: Mutant Thread
Not coming to a mailing list near you in 2001.
Oooh, Dark! ^_^
THAT's a good intro for a 10-20k piece! ^_^
Ne, what can I say? Practice. ^_^;;;
Practice makes perfect!
Personally, I couldn't think of a better way to explain it other than just
jumping in and saying that that was the way things were going to be.
Da. Short pieces don't leave much room for exposition. (Which makes
short, *original* pieces that much harder...)
But if you're like T.H. Tiger, you can get people begging for more after
just a quick post...
Tenchi and Ranma, Together Forever and that one Ranma/Harry Potter thing...
Still looking forward to more TARTF, BTW!!!
Heh. Yup, that's basically how a true crossover would be: all the
really macho characters would be holding competitions. The winner
would be whichever author's favorite...
Who says there has to be a winner?
You mean EVERYONE's a winner?! ^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^
The Mashin vs. an EVA?
Okay, this idea stream has mutated far enough... for now.
Speedy Cervice: Why "Samurai Pizza Cats"? Well, it was that or "Teenage
Mutant Philospher Felines", and Guido figured we could get more pizza if
we were supposed to be making it ourselves.
That actually sounds like real dialogue from the translation/adaptation...
Hey, I liked SPC. It was... funky. ^_^
1: Usagi shows up in the FY universe, meets Tamahome, etc.
The problem with this is that Usagi and Miaka are not that
different, and as such there'd be little point in writing the story.
Miaki: Usagi? Hmm...yes, I *did* have a sister named Usagi. But one
day, she seemed to get pulled into a shonen manga, and we never saw her
again.
Okay, so NOW the plot seems viable. Usagi goes out and buys a shonen
manga by mistake (say, Kenshin or DBZ) and gets sucked in...
Usagi(reads the intro): To read this is an incantation...? Hey!
(Gets sucked in)
Haruka(picks up the manga): Hey, what's this?
Why does Miaka's friend look SO much like Haruka? Could there
be a connection? (shiftily looks around)
A little more and we'll have the ideal developed sufficiently...
2: Usagi gets into the regular SM series and instead of getting
Sailor Mercury for a partner, she starts collecting the Seishi...
This one would have to skip around a lot to avoid the monotony
of having to rewrite the entire series, but it would end with everyone
demanding to marry Usagi. Seeing her reaction is the point of this
one.
Or see the flip side to that: the regular SM senshi expressing similar
levels of affection for Usagi. Which has been done. ^_^;
Do you remember the title?
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, I can do better, if you *really* want... ^_^;;;
<SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!!!>
A _little_ too much for GAILR!!!, but PERFECT for this NETTG!!
scene I've got planned for later...
Tuxedo Mask vs. Kakkorotto, the Rematch! ^_^_^_^_^
A reminder for everyone who missed Round One:
Sailor Moon gasped, her hands at her mouth as Kakkorotto
turned toward her.
*WHOOOSH*CHING!!* There was a red flash, a sonic boom, and
a long-stemmed rose imbedded itself in the ground in front of
the man.
"Only a coward beats up on defenseless young girls," a
tuxedo-clad figure high up in a tree declared in a _very_
unhappy tone, "I am Tuxedo Mask. Believe in yourself, Sailor,"
he paused, having to think about it for a moment, "Moon, and
you can defeat-WAAAAAH!"
*BLAAAAAAM* Kakkorotto wasted no time with him, crushing
the rose with his foot, then raising his hands and firing off a
*HUGE* white ball of energy, which blasted Tuxedo Mask high into
the air, his cool, mysterious image crumbling in the wake of such
power.
Little black scraps of something fell to the ground.
Okay, let's see that ONE MORE TIME!!!!
(Instant replay)
Sailor Moon gasped, her hands at her mouth as Kakkorotto
turned toward her.
*WHOOOSH*CHING!!* There was a red flash, a sonic boom, and
a long-stemmed rose imbedded itself in the ground in front of
the man.
"Only a coward beats up on defenseless young girls," a
tuxedo-clad figure high up in a tree declared in a _very_
unhappy tone, "I am Tuxedo Mask. Believe in yourself, Sailor,"
he paused, having to think about it for a moment, "Moon, and
you can defeat-WAAAAAH!"
*BLAAAAAAM* Kakkorotto wasted no time with him, crushing
the rose with his foot, then raising his hands and firing off a
*HUGE* white ball of energy, which blasted Tuxedo Mask high into
the air, his cool, mysterious image crumbling in the wake of such
power.
Little black scraps of something fell to the ground.
Round Two: The Rematch From Hades included in the up and coming
revision/completion of NETTG, 10-2, coming relatively soon to an
FFML and website near you.
Good one! I think I might put this one in....
Wai! ^_^;
Overkill, but not too much kill in that first one you sent, forcing me
to adapt the scene as follows:
"My turn!" the pink-haired girl exclaimed, moving her queen
into a position that intersected her opponent's king with both of
her rooks, two pawns, and one bishop. "Checkmate!"
Soun rubbed his mustache. "Wait, I distinctly remember that
you were in check, and-"
*WHAM!* The Luna-P dove forward, crashing with skull-shattering
force to the side of the man's head, sending him burrowing through the
floor, leaving behind a plowed trench until his face and shoulders
slammed through wall. Setsuna smiled slightly as she watched him slide
across the front yard, ricochet off a passing car hard enough to
puncture it and put a spark in its gas tank on the opposite side of
the car.
*BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!* The car exploded in a giant red plume
of fire and sent its driver sailing over the horizon, white eyes
blinking as he held the steering wheel, trailing black smoke in a
seated position.
On his return flight, Soun punched another hole in the wall and
landed at Genma's feet, little birdies fluttering around his head.
Luna-P settled back down behind Genma.
"You were saying?" the girl asked, narrowing her eyes slightly.
Soun slowly sat up, dazed for a minute. Slowly, his vision
returned to normal, allowing him to look back at his friend. "Ooooo-
kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, you win, I guess." He coughed. "Medic!"
The man slumped onto his back.
Genma closed her eyes and smiled. "Waiwai!" she squeaked,
overjoyed.
The black-haired man rubbed his head and sat up again,
momentarily raising an eyebrow, then shrugged. "Oh well. My fault.
Shall we play again?"
The little girl thought for a moment, frowned, then slumped
forward in disappointment over the game table. "Naaah... This is
boring."
Soun pursed his lips. "Would you like some hot water to
change back?"
Genma sat up, paused, then nodded. "Yeah, I'd like that."
Soun nodded. "By the way, have you noticed anything," he
paused, searching for the right word, "different about the way you
act when you're... Well, when you're a little girl?"
The little girl in question folded her arms, narrowed her
eyes at him, and pouted. "What's that supposta' mean?"
Soun's eyes widened and he frantically waved his hands around
defensively, desperately wishing to avoid another concussive trip
to the outside world. "I was just saying that-"
A green-haired woman carrying a bo-staff entered. Setsuna was
dressed in her normal business wear. "Weather forecasts strongly
suggest that there will be heavy precipitation today," she warned
in a carefully controlled tone.
Genma looked up at her. "Uh, yeah, so?"
"We will need the wall fixed." Setsuna looked down at the pink-
haired one with a disdainful expression, as if berating the girl for
her ignorance and stupidity. "And, of course, Ranma is out there."
"So...?" Genma pressed.
The green-haired woman turned away, then paused and gazed
back over her shoulder at the pink-haired girl. "I have said what
needs to be said."
Soun watched as his daughter moved away in such a fashion
as to make one believe she vanished before his very eyes. He looked
at Genma. "She's right, you know."
"About what?" the girl asked.
"Once my HEAD recovers, the wall _will_ need to be fixed and
if it rains before your son gets to school..."
Genma gasped as the implications hit her. "Then Ranma'd
go to school as a _GIRL_. He'd disgrace the family name!"
Soun nodded. "Oh, the sad day when your son goes to school
wearing a dress..."
Genma narrowed her eyes and stood. "Not in this lifetime."
She looked at her friend. "Alright, boil some water. We can't let
that happen!"
^_^
And now....
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Benjamin A. Oliver
boredcollective@aol.com
"We are the Bored. Lower your shields and surrender your fics.
We will add your standup and slapstick comedy to our own.
Your humor will adapt to entertain us.
Resistance is and always has been: Futile."
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