On the first day of Christmas,
  my true love gave to me,

The one and only Lina Inverse!

- Lina: That's me! ^_^

***

On the second day of Christmas,
  my true love gave to me,

Two justice nuts,

- Phil & Amelia: BWAHAHAHAHAA!!
- Lina: Oh boy... -_-;

And the one and only Lina Inverse!

- Lina: Heehee! ^_^

***

On the third day of Christmas,
  my true love gave to me,

Three Red Priests,

- Rezo#0(Original-Flavor): ('looks' at Rezo#2): Where'd _you_ come from?
- Rezo#2(Copy #2): (parental tone) Well, when a master and his assistant love
-                  each other very much--
- Rezo#0: (whacks Rezo#2 with his staff)

Two justice nuts,

- Amelia: We're gonna spread JUSTICE throughout the land, won't we, Ms. Lina?
- Lina: Sure. Fine. Whatever. 9_9;

And the one and only Lina Inverse!

- Lina: (waves) Hiiiii! ^_^

***

On the forth day of Christmas,
  my true love gave to me,

Four failed cures,

- Zel: *sigh* The story of my life... //_-

Three Red Priests,

- Rezo#0: How many Red Priests does the world NEED?

Two justice nuts,

- Phil: (puts on judges robes) Let the dispensation of JUSTICE begin!

And the one and only Lina Inverse!

- Lina: Thank you! Thank you ALL! ^_^

***

On the fifth day of Christmas,
  my true love gave to me,

FIIIIVEEEE WEAAAPONS OF LIIIGHT,

- Lina: And they're all MINE! ^_^

Four failed cures,

- Zel: *groan*
- Lina: Cheer up, Zel.

Three Red Priests,

- Lina: Yo, Rezo... what's with all the copies?
- Rezo#0: Backups! ^_^

Two justice nuts,

- Amelia: Ms. Linaaa! I'm here to learn the Dragon Slave.
- Lina: (evil grin) Okay, Amelia... Watch closely...

And the one and only Lina Inverse!

- Lina: (waves) Hiiiii! ^_^

***

On the sixth day of Christmas,
  my true love gave to me,

Six closed eyes,

- Rezo, Kopi-Rezo, & Xellos: ^_^

FIIIIVEEEE WEAAAPONS OF LIIIGHT,

- Lina: DIBS ON THE SWORD OF LIGHT! ^0^
- Gourry: Hey! >.<

Four failed cures,

- Amelia: Poor Mr. Zelgadis...
- Zel: Now don't you start!

Three Red Priests,

- Rezo#1(Copy #1): Yo, we need just one more person to play a game of bridge!
-                  Anyone interested?

Two justice nuts,

- Phil & Amelia: JUSTICE!!
- Lina & Zel: *groan*

And the one and only Lina Inverse!

- Lina: HAH! *Bathe* in my greatness! ^_^

***

On the seventh day of Christmas,
  my true love gave to me,

Seven Dark Lord bits,

- Shabby: Ceiphied, you _jerk!_

Six closed eyes,

- Lina: Yet somehow they're able to not bump into things.
- Xellos: (bumps (purposefully) into wall) Sorry. What was that? /^_^\
- Lina: Clown!

FIIIIVEEEE WEAAAPONS OF LIIIGHT,

- Lina: Galvyera's kewl!

Four failed cures,

- Zel: I hate Rezo more every day.
- Rezo#0: But I'm dead, so you can't do anything about it! ^_^

Three Red Priests,

- Rezo#1: But why did Eris make _two_ copies of you?
- Rezo#0: I think she plans to keep the second copy around as a boytoy.

Two justice nuts,

- Phil: REALLY?! There's a Village of JUSTICE outside the barrier?! We must
-       establish diplomatic relations at once!

And the one and only Lina Inverse!

- Zel: Spare us, Lina. //_-
- Lina: Watch it, Bub! >_<

***

On the eighth day of Christmas,
  my true love gave to me,

Eight Naga clones,

- Nagas: OH-HO HO HO HO!
- Lina: >_< Not _these_ again!

Seven Dark Lord bits,

- Ceiphy: You'd lose your head if it wasn't screwed on your shoulders. No wait.
-         It isn't. Never mind.
- Shabby: Screw you!

Six closed eyes,

- Rezo(O-F): Although I'm the only one who has to keep his eyes closed 24/7.
- Xellos: Sux to be you, don't it? /^_^\
- Rezo(O-F): Zip it, Mazoku! I'm hosting your boss!

FIIIIVEEEE WEAAAPONS OF LIIIGHT,

- Dark Star: Gimme back my weapons!

Four failed cures,

- Lina: NO! NO BLOW UP TEMPLES! BAD ZEL! BAD!
- Zel: //.-;; I'm not a dog.

Three Red Priests,

- Rezo#2: Eris, am I correct in saying you made me to be your boytoy?
- Eris: Yep! (scans him) But it looks like you'll be too small for my purposes.
- Rezo#2: (*sizzle*) >_<

Two justice nuts,

- Lina: (watches Amelia climb into a tree) Koala!

And the one and only Lina Inverse!

- Lina: I luv being a star! ^_^

***

On the ninth day of Christmas,
  my true love gave to me,

Nine of Gourry's brain cells,

- Gourry: O.O Hey! That's all I have!

Eight Naga clones,

- Nagas: OH-HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!!
- Lina: >_< Shoo! Shoo!

Seven Dark Lord bits,

- Shabby: At least Ceiphied fell into the Sea of Chaos after chopping me up.
- Ceiphy: Oops.

Six closed eyes,

- Xellos: Hey, you're not my usual closed-eyes croud.
- Amelia: Well, we wanted in on the action. It's so cute! ^_^
- Syphiel: The song says six closed eyes. It didn't say which eyes they are. ^_^
- Xellos: Yare, yare! /^_^\
- Amelia: I bet you were itching to say that line, Mr. Xellos. ^_^

FIIIIVEEEE WEAAAPONS OF LIIIGHT,

- Lina: You take the potato and you place it in the patented pans. (places a
-       potato between two pie tins) Then you reach for the handy tool that is
-       NOT a slicer! That is NOT a dicer! What the _hell_ could it possibly
-       be?! (raises Bodigar) IT'S 'SMASH-O-MATIC'!!

Four failed cures,

- Lina: I don't know about you, but I don't trust a cure that requires dancing
-       naked by moonlight.

Three Red Priests,

- Lina: Man, I'm getting tired of having to kill you freaks again and again! >.<
- Rezo#0: Well, you know, your old nemesis keep coming up again and again!
- Rezo#1: Expecially when you least expect him!
- Rezo#2: ESPECIALLY when you've already killed him!

Two justice nuts,

- Lina: (calling into tree) You know you're just gonna fall down again, Amelia.
- Amelia: Ho, evildoers! I, Amelia Wil Tesla SeiryuuuaaaaAAAHHHHHH!!!!
- (*THUD!*)
- Lina: Toldja!

And the one and only Lina Inverse!

- Lina: o/~ FAME! I'm gonna li-ive for-ever! I'm gonna learn how to fly! o/~
- Gourry: Uh, doncha know Roy Wing already?
- Lina: (socks him) Shaddap, Gourry! And it's 'Rei Wing'!

***

On the tenth day of Christmas,
  my true love gave to me,

Ten fishy kisses,

- Lina: EEEWWWWWWWW!!!!

Nine of Gourry's brain cells,

- Gourry: (acts like zombie) Braaainnnnsss!

Eight Naga clones,

- Nagas: OH-HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!
- Lina: >.< And I thought the original was annoying!

Seven Dark Lord bits,

- Shabby: Y'know what the worst part about being cut into seven pieces is?
- Ceiphy: What?
- Shabby: You wake up sore in the morning! OWWW! >.< Where're my painkillers?!
- Ceiphy: I thought you Dark Lords _liked_ pain.
- Shabby: From other creatures, yeah! But not personally!

Six closed eyes,

- Lina: Say "Cheese!"
- Rezo#0, Rezo#1, Xellos: "Cheeeeeeese!"
- (The three are flattened by a huge wedge of cheese)
- Lina: Heehee! Got em! ^_^ V

FIIIIVEEEE WEAAAPONS OF LIIIGHT,

- Gourry: Hikari yo!
- Hikari-no-Ken: (*Fizzle*)
- Gourry: (unscrews base of HnK) Oh Lina! The Sword of Light's batteries have
-         gone dead. Do you have three D-cells?
- Lina: >.<

Four failed cures,

- Lina: Nyanniichuan?! O.o
- Zel: Listen, Lina, I'm despirate!
- Lina: You must be; we get crossed over with _that_ series way too often! I'm
-       SICK of it! Especially that boy with a bigger bust than me! Grr! >_<

Three Red Priests,

- Zel: Great. My grandfather/great-grandfather coming back from the grave
-      to torture me, again. My life is complete. //.- =3
- Rezo#1: Sux to be you, don't it! ^_^

Two justice nuts,

- Phil: Where there is no justice, the people die.
- Lina: O.o That's the first sensible thing you've said!

And the one and only Lina Inverse!

- Lina: Wai! Praise me! Praise me more!
- Zel: Wrong anime, Lina.
- Lina: Who asked you! >.<

[AN: Zel is refering to "3x3 Eyes"; Hayashibara-san played Pai]

***

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
  my true love gave to me,

Eleven Mazoku secrets,

- Xellos: My favorite things... /^_^\

Ten fishy kisses,

- Lina: O.@ Wyrm will *DIE* for this! >.<

Nine of Gourry's brain cells,

- Gourry: They were right here! (holds up marble bag)
- Lina: Wrong marbles, dumbass!
- Gourry: No, my marbles are in here! (pops crown)
- Lina: 0.o

Eight Naga clones,

- Nagas: OH-HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!!
- Lina: >_< Will you guys put a SOCK in it?!

Seven Dark Lord bits,

- Ceiphy: Heh, don't go to pieces over this, Shabby! ^_^
- Shabby: Shaddap!

Six closed eyes,

- Lina: Why DO you keep your eyes closed, anyway?
- Xellos: 'Cuz it makes me look like Yakumo! /^_^\

FIIIIVEEEE WEAAAPONS OF LIIIGHT,

- Lina: AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
- Gourry: What?! What?!
- Lina: I just realized... that my precious Sword of Light is now in the
-       Overwold, forever out of my reach!
- Gourry: Hey! It was never _yours_, Lina!

Four failed cures,

- Amelia: Don't worry, Mr. Zelgadis. I like you just the same. (glomp)
- Zel: //_-;

Three Red Priests,

- Eris: Oh, Copy#2! I've made an appointment for you to get a penile implant!
- Rezo(all): ^.^;;;
- Rezo#2: Can I kill her?
- Rezo#1: Already did that. Look what good it did us.
- Rezo#2: Drat!

Two justice nuts,

- Amelia: Gimme a J! Gimme a U! Gimme an S! Gimme a T! Gimme an I! Gimme a C!
-         Gimme an E! What's that spell?!
- Phil: JUSTICE!
- Lina: -_-; Gimme an F! Gimme an I! Gimme an R! Gimme an E! Gimme a B! Gimme
-       an A! Gimme an L! Gimme another! Whatcha got?! =FIREBALL!=
- (*BOOM!*)

And the one and only Lina Inverse!

- Lina: Ahhh... I _love_ the smell of napalm in the morning! ^_^

***

On the twelth day of Christmas,
  my true love gave to me,

Twelve hundred golden dragons,

- Xellos: (grins) Hunting season is _open!_

Eleven Mazoku secrets,

- Lina: What are they?
- Xellos: Now, now, Lina, they're _secrets!_

Ten fishy kisses,

- Lina: Gods, the SMELL!! X_x

Nine of Gourry's brain cells,

- Gourry: Nine brain cells... minus nine... equals... um... Twenty?
- (Lina smacks head)

Eight Naga clones,

- Nagas: OH-HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!!
- Gourry: Hi! Can I partner with your hooters instead of Lina?
- Lina: >_< Grrrr! DIE!

Seven Dark Lord bits,

- Shabby: I'll SUE!
- Ceiphy: You'll _what_?

Six closed eyes,

- Lina: How do you guys _see_?
- Xellos: Sorry! Priests' secret! /^_^\
- Rezo(O-F & C#1): ^_^

FIIIIVEEEE WEAAAPONS OF LIIIGHT,

- Lina: These things are so l33t! ^_^

Four failed cures,

- Zel: Please, no 'always hard' jokes. //_-;

Three Red Priests,

- Rezo(O-F): For the last time, Eris, ENOUGH! >_<

Two justice nuts,

- Amelia: Ms. Lina, stealing is wrong!
- Lina: -_-; Pipe it, Justice Freak!

- Lina: Altogether now! ^_^

AAAAND THE OOONE AND OOOONLY LIIIINA INNNNVERSE!

- Lina: Ahh, lovely! Hope you enjoyed it, 'cuz I sure did! Heehee! ^_~