[Ranma][Fanfic] Haishin - Sidestory 1
By: Aru Sahni

Posted to: FFML, RAAC, FanFiction.net, my website: http://madlib.go.to ,
and the CoRK: http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/KasumiandRanma/ .

  Sorry I was so late in getting this out.  I have started watching a lot
of
Rurouni Kenshin, and reading some really good, but long, fanfics.  This
would have been out a lot sooner if my prereaders had actually preread.
(I'm looking for ones who reply with line-by-line analysis).
I have the next two chapters written: expect one them before my birthday.
 I couldn't figure out how to put this into my next chapter, so I decided
to
make it a sidestory.

Fabulam ->
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  Haishin - Sidestory 1
  By: Aru Sahni
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 The entire town of Nerima was in chaos.  Earlier that day, a certain
Ranma Saotome was seen walking into a jewelry store, and buying the most
expensive ring they had in stock.  Immediately, people started to
speculate who the ring was for.  Each fiancee/ex-fiancee had their own
following.  Adding to the chaos was Nabiki.  She had formed a huge
betting pool for whom he ring was intended to be given to.
  There were 5 major factions present: The Kodachis, The Shampoos, The
Ucchans, The Akanes, and The Others...
  But, before I continue, you may ask why they split into factions in
the first place.  Well, Nerima was a peaceful and pleasant district of
Tokyo... until a certain pigtailed martial-artist showed up.  Then,
insurance rates went up, crazed warriors ran amok, and many people were
just plain scared to step outdoors.  Realizing that most of this stemmed
from Ranma's marital status, the people pushed to get him to choose a
fianc�e, which would bring back the old Nerima.
  Anyway, Kodachi had the worst odds, because she was hated by many of
the "peasants".  Everywhere she went, poison and foul play followed,
making new enemies for the Kuno everyday.  So, most of her supporters
were servants in the house, or people who owed the Kunos money.
  The Shampoos were patrons of the Neko Hanten who had been promised
free ramen for their support.  Also, since Shampoo wasn't too hard on
the eyes (nudge-nudge, know what I mean-know what I mean... wink-wink),
who could not favor her?  The answer to that rhetorical question is
those people who knew how dirty the Amazons played, with potions and
magical artifacts designed to snare the most elusive of males.
   The Ucchans were patrons of Ucchan's, who, like The Shampoos, had
been promised free food by Ukyo.  Her good nature and attitude caused
many people to join this faction, the largest in the city.  With a
slogan of "We love Ucchan!" they paraded around the city, terrorizing
storeowners and other residents until they, too, joined the proverbial
club.
  The Akanes were die-hard Akane fans, who loved the Nerimanian no
matter how large her faults were.  Needless to say, this was definitely
the smallest group because the other fianc�es might take Ranma w\away
from their once-beautiful town, restoring its splendor again.
  Finally, there was the mysterious group known as The Others.  They
were the few who saw everything Ranma experienced, and realized that,
unless he was a masochist, he'd choose someone else.  Not much is known
about this group except that their leader was a certain Nodoka S. ...
  Now what is the Nerima wrecking Crew up to?
  Soun and Genma, avid Akane supporters, thought that Ranma was
upholding family honor.  At first, Ranma thought that they would start
to plan another wedding, but, luckily, they got drunk when he
"accidentally" spilled some water into the bottle of sake.
  At Ucchan's, Ukyo is dressed in a wedding kimono, and is giving free
Okonomiyaki to her supporters to celebrate her impending marriage to
Ranma.  She thought <Nabiki must've edited the tape so it sounded as if
Ranma had actually said that he didn't love me, and when he came to tell
me that the tape was a fake, and that he loved me, I hit and chased him
away.  I feel so bad...  I know: I'll make it up to him with free
okonomiyaki for life!  But that's a moot point because soon he will be
mine.  Ukyo Saotome.  I like the sound of that.>
  At the Neko Hanten the amazons are busy packing.  Cologne, while
overseeing Mousse and Shampoo, said, <"Don't pack up the restaurant
supplies, just your belongings">.  Mousse grabbed all his clothes,
weapons, etc. and, with a flick of the wrist, caused them to disappear.
<"Show off."> Shampoo grumbled.  Grinning evilly, Cologne handed him a
toothbrush, saying, <"Go clean the toilet and the septic tank with this,
and your own spit.">.  <"But that is unfair, you old bat!!"> He replied.
<"You should have learned by now to not make Amazon females look
unskilled or inferior to you, and to respect your elders.  Now get
spitting, male.">  Wanting to avoid further punishment, Mousse stormed
off.  <HAHAHA!  I finally did it!> Cologne thought, <After son-in-law
realizes that he has no-one else to turn to, thanks to Nabiki's tape,
he'll come back crawling to us, since Shampoo is the most attractive of
his fianc�es.>.  Shampoo, too, was thinking.  <Finally, Akane is out of
the picture.  But Ranma says that he doesn't love me.  I'll fix that...
on our wedding night.  I think I'll get some roses and...> she thought,
her thoughts becoming hentai in nature.
 Finally, at Kuno mansion, the servants were hard at work preparing the
master bedroom for Mistress Kodachi and Master Ranma.  Laughing
hysterically, Kodachi runs about the room, spewing black-rose petals
from god-knows-where.  "HAHAHA!  MY RANMA-SAMA IS
COMING!" is heard from the inside as we quickly escape this house of
evil before anyone soils their garments.
******************
Sitting in his chair in Heaven, Kami-sama looks down on the events
occurring, and smiled <This is going to be interesting>.

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End of Sidestory 1
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First Sidestory... Yay!

Haishin means betrayal, infidelity

I'm bringing our favorite trouble-making goddesses back...

I need C&C to make this story good...

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Ja Ne!! and Happy Holidays...

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