Hey,

This is just a silly little thing that I wrote after hearing that there
was a Tokimeki referance in episode #26 of EVA. I don't know if it's
true or not. It would sure as hell surprise me. I'm an EVA nut and can't
think of anything in #26 that hints at TM. 

Anyway, when questioning the folks on the Shiori Mailing List about this
I wrote this on a whim. Mostly because I knew it would bug the hell out
of some of the conservative or anti-yuri types on the list.

After writing I got to thinking about the story more and have decided to
work on an expanded version of it during Chirstmas break. Right now
Finals Week looms at my college so I have to focus on that. Well, enjoy!


            Tokimeki Memorial/Neon Genesis Evangelion

                    Clash of the Zero Girls!


(Shinji enters his home to see and odd scene in the
living room)

Shinji: Uh, Asuka? What's Rei doing here and who's the
girl with the pink hair? And why are they staring at
each other like that?

Auska: It's call crosspromotion, idiot. The girl with
the Candyland hair is Kaori Yae. She's from some
videogame that involves chasing a bunch of girls. Your
perv buddy Kensuke likely knows all about it.

Anyway, the idea here is to increase sales for both of
us but putting characters from each property in the
others for a time. We've already grabbed some mad
scinetest girl with good fashion sense for NERV.
Commander Ikari has decided that you're going to be
going to the girls' school for a while.

However, Rei isn't too keen on the idea for some
reason. So to pacify her Commander Ikari arranged this
little contest. If Rei wins you stay and get to be her
boyfriend and they take Maya as a new teacher. If
Kaori wins you go with her and become her boyfriend.
Seems the shipper hoards have really been beating down
the door lately too.

Shinji: Hey, I don't recall agreeing to this!

Asuka: Either way you get a girlfriend, dateless. What
are you complaining about?

Shinji: But...I thought that, you know...you and I
were supposed to...

Asuka: Oh no, you're not throwing that stuff from the
movies at me! They were too messed up, even for this
show.

Shinji: True. So how long has this been going on?

Asuka: About five hours.

(Kaori suddenly whips a bottle out from somewhere and
bashes Rei in the head with it. Rei falls to the
ground out cold)

Asuka: We have a winner!

Shinji: But, but that was cheating!

Kaori: I regret my actions but it really was the only
way to break the stalemate. She'll be fine in a few
days.

Shinji: But...but...

(Kaori goes over to Shinji and whispers something in
his ear)

Shinji: Whoa! Uh, so you're willing to do that?

Kaori: I've been lonely for a very long time.

Shinji: Asuka, have Misato send my stuff to wherever
it I'll going to be living now! See ya!

(Shinji, smiling like mad, grabs Kaori's hand and
bolts out the door)

Asuka: Ah, the spinless and the personality-deficant
find true love. If I gave a damn I might weep.

(Asuka reaches into a pocket, pulls out a cellphone and
dials)

Asuka: Hi, Kotoko? Yes, they're finally gone. Misato
won't be home from hours so do you want to come over
for some "fun"? Yeah, we have loads of chocolate sauce
at our place. You wanna what? Oooohhh, I like that!

(Asuka notices Rei still laying on the floor. She
grins)

Asuka: Kotoko, I just had a an idea...


Ain't I naughty? ;)
Skyrocket
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