One evening as Ranma gently drifted off to sleep ( shut up
you Perverted Baka! Wham! Wham! Wham! )

He wished that he had a second chance to decide his fate.

The next morning he woke up and he was being carried by a
panda waving signs saying "This is for your own good." and "
Your Fiancee awaits you"

As they reached the Tendo's Ranma told the old fool panda
"Let me down or you will scare the heck out of the Tendos"

The Panda just signed " No you will run away and Tendo won't
feed me in this form"

SO he carried Ranma into the house and scared the Tendos'
off.

So finally realizing this after chasing them upstairs and
down and all around the house.

He put Ranma ( in the handy dandy little Ranma-chan form )
down to explain while he sat down and snoozed.

Ranma explained " The panda is a magic beast who ate my
father, if you pour hot water on him, he will turn into a
copy of my father. Then he will act like a greedy foolish
idiot until you believe him and then he  will eat you Body
and Soul. The only way to free my father is to hurt the
panda until he releases my father's soul. I was going to do
that earlier but he managed to knock me out and carry me
here. I want to do to the panda as you lod master used to do
to you and my late father."

Nabiki and Akane  spoke up "We don't believe in magic"

Ranma went outside and threw a Ki ball at a boulder in the
garden yelling "FIreball"

Nabiki and Akane spoke up again "We believe! So can we help
torture the panda?"

Ranma replied "Sure everyone can help who wants to free my
fathers soul to go to his just reward."

So they all beat on the panda and Soun used the tortures
that Happosei had taught him and everyone but the panda had
a good time.

Eventually Ranma poured some boiling  water on the panda and
told everyone " That means my father is in control but the
panda still lives so if it tries to take him over again, you
will be able to tell by the panda reappearing"

Ranma got to leave afterwards explaining "That whenever the
panda reappeared they should torture it some more."

The Tendo's were so busy with preparing for the return of
the panda, they forgot Ranma was supposed to be engaged to
one of the girls. So he got away scott free.

Only Shampoo and Ukyo ever caught up with him and he is
living happily ever after with both of them. The Amazons
after seeing how good Shampoo had it in Japan moved here a
few years later and got integrated under the law. So Ranma
learned all of their tricks and taught them some improved
versions. Cologne was very happy to have warriors like them.
When his mom showed up, she decided on the spot any man with
two wives was good enough for her.

Ryoga ended up marrying Nabiki, Kasumi married Tofu and
Akane stayed with her father and the panda ( and Happosei,
when he showed up ) and cooked and cleaned and beat up on
the panda for the rest of their lives.

The moral of this is sometimes getting what you wished for
is a good thing!

--
Rick Robinson
RICHARDROBINSON@prodigy.net


If violence is not solving your
problems you're just not using enough of it.

     Misato

"I guess I'm just an old-fashioned sentimentalist at heart.
I refuse
 to accept a no-win scenario.  I hate the thought of a
universe without
 justice.  If the maneuverings of dark powers can't be
exposed and
 defeated by the pure of heart, then there's no point in
anything.  I
 can't believe that."
                               -- Benjamin Hutchins


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