The Darling syndrome is a life destroying disorder.
That effects one out of every three female anime
characters and is spreading to the real world with
devastating effects. It starts with a crush on a guy,
a normal guy. Then escalates into a spiral of
obsession and destruction that can ruin the life of
the both the victim and her 'Darling' (which is the
name the victim gives to her 'crush' in the advanced
stages of the syndrome).
The female effected by it is no logic anymore, she
will do everything and anything in order to secure the
'love' of her 'Darling'. She will have uncontrolable
to rip off her clothing and shout: "DARLING TAKE ME!"
The thoughts of this boy, will occupy every minute of
her time. She will not be able to complete a normal
daily routine unless the motivation has something to
do about him. And when she demeans nesssacry she will
punish him.
Another disorder related to this is the 'PYSCHO
BITCH' Disorder. Much like the Darling syndrom, the
victim is effected by constant thoughts of a certain
boy. But for some reason instead of trying to satisfy
his every need. She denys those feelings and attempts
to destroy them by causing severe physical harm to the
man in question. Much like the Darling syndrome only,
she feels like having these feelings are betraying
herself and punishes as often as possible. This can be
regarded as milder then the Darling syndrome, for the
female effected can complete normal everyday tasks.
The male who is the object of this 'affection' Is
just as much a victim as the infected. He cannot have
a normal life. Always having the threat of being
glomped, malleted, whipped and or fed toxic food. He
never can find a moment alone. He lives in constant of
her whims, never knowing when or how she might show
up. This causes severe paranoia and distrust of women.
He may never be able to commit to a relationship
feeling as soon as he does, he will be trapped as
someone's 'Darling' or seen as a 'Jerk'.
The Darling syndrome has life long, consquences.
Right now scientists are searching for a cure. Early
stages are treatable. If think you or someone you
love, has The Darling syndrome or 'PYSCHO BITCH
disorder. Have them take this easy mulitpule choice
test below:
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The Darling syndrome test.
1. The object of your affection sees you coming. He
screams turns on his heels and begins running away. It
means.
A. He doesn't like you.
B. He doesn't women in general.
C. There must be some kind of monster standing behind
you.
D. He's playing hard to get how cute, Darling ready or
not here I come!
2. The guy you like is:
A. nice, sweet, cute, but he has few flaws.
B. Scum! What a jerk! Why do I even care about him?!
C. Really cute, but he sure acts funny.
D. Divine, a god the other people haven't realized it
yet.
3. You see him flirting with another girl you:
A. Feel let down. You thought he might have had
feelings for you.
B. Give him a beat down. It's one of the many reasons
he deserves to be flattened to the pavement.
C. Slap him across the face, and start crying. How
dare he!
D. Whack her with a gigantic mallet (you pull out of
no were) The shameless whore! How dare she try to
steal your Darling!
4. You usually greet him in the morning by:
A. Saying 'Hi' shyly to him when you see him in
school.
B. Punching him, in the face or stomach or head or
groin. When you see him in school For all the nasty
stuff he's done you haven't seen.
C. Enthusically, with a big smile, and waving hands,
when you see him in school.
D. After waiting all night on his doorstep. As soon as
he steps out of his house. You shout: DARLING! and
Tackle him with a hug and French kiss.
5. Have you ever cooked a meal for him?
A. Yes.
B. No ( if no go on to question seven)
6. When you cook how does he react?
A. He'll try it. Cautiously.
B. He'll find some excuse to reject it and mock me. He
always does. He says I can't cook I'll show him!!
C. He can't say I drugged it until he tries it.
D. Oh, he acts so shy. Poor Darling. He shouts: 'OH
NO...NOT AGAIN!!!!' and runs away. Silly, boy! I guess
I gave the surprise away by giggling!
7. On weekends you:
A. Do my homework, talk to my friends on the phone, go
shopping and bake brownies.
B. Practice martial arts, go the firing range, and
take fencing lessons. In case the bastard tries to
pull any shit.
C. Do my homework, then wait for him to call for a few
hours, hang up on my friends because he may be calling
when they are, wait for him to call, bake brownies for
him and wait for him to call....repeat
D. Spend at least two hours worshiping at the
mini-shrine you step up for him, Then go over to his
house to worship in person and even when Darling plays
that silly game and pretends to call the 'police' and
repeat the whole weekend.
8. What do you know about him?
A. His first and last name, his age maybe, phone
number and his eye color (Hazel how dreamy!!!!!)
B. All the weak points on his body.
C. His first name, last name, eye color, (Hazel!)
birthday, his age, his sign, what classes he takes,
who his family is, who is friends are, his address,
his phone number and his e-mail address.
D. His first name, his last name, his age, his
birthday, what sign he is, what blood type he is, who
is family is (Their your future in-laws!), who his
friends are, what classes he takes, what grade he's
in, what his grades are, his address, where is his
bedroom is, his e-mail address, his AIM nickname, his
phone number, his social security number, his height,
weight, eye color, the brand of clothing he wears, his
sleeping patterns, where he vacations, his
grandmother's maiden name, credit card numbers etc.
etc. etc.
9. If another boy asked you out you'd...
A. Well, it depends on the boy.
B. Pin him to the ground and pummel him, with my brass
knuckles. If I was in a good mood.
C. Say no. After all your saving yourself for someone
else.
D. Say no and mallet him. No, wait on second thought,
go out with him It'd make Darling jealous!! Tee hee
hee hee HEE HEE!
10. What would you think if he issued a restraining
order against you?
A. Why, I've hardly spoke to him. What does he have
against me?
B. JERK! Well it'd better a good one! I'll show him!
*Grumble growl, sounds of weapons being loaded.*
C. Why? Why? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? then I'd
hyperventilate and faint.
D. Restraining order? Oh that thing! Its just him
being shy again... he doesn't really mean it! DARLING!
End of test tabulate your scores.
Mostly A's- Congratulations! You are a normal girl.
There rarely seen in Anime. A good example might be
Umm no wait.. or... hmmm.... Maybe....Well I'll say
Hilde, Shinbou? Kotetsu (If anyone's seen this) she's
normal enough I guess.
Mostly B's- YOUR A PYSCHO BITCH! You have a hatered
of all men, maybe Sigmund Freud could explain it. If
you are not a miliant Lesbain Feminist already. You
have feeling for this guy but you deny them so deeply.
Maybe you think feeling this way makes you weak and
vunereable and you want to keep a tough exterior. So
you take out all your agression on this poor guy! Good
examples are: Akane Tendo, Asuka Langly, Tira, Dorothy
Cataloina, Misty, Inaho Hitobore the list goes on and
on.
Mostly C's- Your okay.... just a little obessed with
this guy. This is a mild case of Darling Syndrome, you
just short of calling him Darling. You know he ain't
perfect, but in your eyes he comes pretty darned
close. You pine and sigh over him. This is more
passive form of obession or devotion if you will. Good
examples are: Relena Peacecraft, and I could probaly
name others I just need to see more Anime. Just a
little warning: Watch out for cliffs.
Mostly D's One word sister: D'cha! You are crazy and I
mean insane. You can't take a hint that he's not
interested in you. That doesn't matter because he's a
god to you. Look at what you are wearing now: Is it a
bondage outfit with a bikers hat? A tiger stripe
bikini? A slinky black dress? A leotard? Or something
from China? You have the Darling symdrome. Good
examples Are: Lum, Chocolat, Camille Inaho Carmila,
Kodachi Kuno, And Shampoo.
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